I made the mistake of giving a guy I’ve never met my phone number via a private message under the pretenses of well, you know, being friends. It started with a friendly hello, some small talk about what we do, Los Angeles, and nothing terribly interesting.
I throw in some more small talk because I have literally no idea what to talk to this guy about. This was my effort to be completely clear with this guy, because no one likes to be lead on (even though I did not feel as though I was even doing that to begin with, given my apparent lack of interest). On the 20th, I send the main squeeze a picture of his bed, perfectly made with clean sheets and all.
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Any amount of inspirational reading will only provide us with techniques that could work if put into practice. You have no idea what’s coming… or you will if you keep reading, you sassy little shit. This does not justify the photo of the bed and the late phone call, with absolutely no interaction in between.


This is when I decide that maybe Fee is right and I should put this guy on full Thought Catalog blast.
This book explains the principles of self-talk - a unique way of reversing negativity, optimizing outlook, focusing plans and achieving success. I let his textual grammar errors slide before, but now it doesn’t even seem worth it to bear. I start live-texting Fee with the details to keep him filled in on all the juicy gossip happening in my ever-so-eventful life. We just wish maybe they'd be able to focus them on the words coming out of our mouths for more than two seconds.
The key is in affirming, telling yourself the right things which then reflect in a more positive lifestyle. I like to think that not every dude that talks to me is trying to get it in, because I’m not that cocky and unrealistic, but COME ON. Never mind the persistence… hey, if someone doesn’t text you back, definitely text them 12 more times, each of the following days! He certainly needs some release that real punk rock music at the gym just can’t supply him with.
If you feel I’ve wasted your time, just remember, you clicked this and kept reading to the end.
And sometimes your boyfriend will say things that make you wish you were single, and perhaps that make you also wish you lived on another continent. Cut it out, the boy made some mistakes and if Rihanna has accepted him and forgave him, we can too.


Some of you may remember an earlier piece I did called 20 Signs You Might Be A Stage 5 Clinger… you’d think this kinda thing would happen after meeting once or twice, but no, we have never met. Mind you, at this particular moment, I was with my main squeeze, completely disregarding my phone to enjoy real life 3D happy fun times.
Everyone has free will, just as I have the will to type this up at 1am weeks after the fact. Here are few lines we bet are universally reviled: Things you never want to hear your boyfriend say!
They need our love and support, and that doesn’t translate into telling them to forgive the attacker, but to fight back and get out of such an unstable and unhealthy relationship.
I initially just shared the following screen shots with Rob Fee, especially since this all went down right around the time his Weirdest Person on Facebook post and I thought he could appreciate it.
I was actually pretty relieved he didn’t see that this dude called me after 2am that same night, despite the lack of response to the bed photo. Granted, I was doing nothing out of line, but I didn’t want him getting the wrong idea. If you don’t find this funny, you can blame him, because clearly if Rob Fee finds something funny, it is worth sharing with the internet.



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