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When it comes to breaking up, we're usually of the opinion that the person doing the dumping should at least have the decency to do it in person. But the breakup texts in the slides below are so funny, we may have to reconsider our stance. Tell us which breakup text is the best (and by "best" we really mean most awful) in the comments, then click through the slideshow below for 15 hilarious autocorrect fails from Damn You Autocorrects. Dear Head Pro,A while ago I was hooking up with this guy, he was great and I kinda wanted to get to know him better.
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Fast-forward 1 month and I found out it was another girl he had some history with that he is with. The e-mail address is not made public and will only be used if you wish to receive a new password or wish to receive certain news or notifications by e-mail. She is out of the state, but he is trying "not to screw things up"While he is all about this girl it doesn't stop him from texting me about how much he wants me.

What matters is what his girlfriend or whatever the fuck thinks, and my guess is she would probably think it is. Though you are not the custodian of his relationship, it probably should stop, at least to absolve your conscience of all wrongdoing (if you care about that sort of thing). The first step is to stop texting him pithy shit like “you’re teasing me”, or expressing your desire to show him your boobs. That’s not helping anything, which is rare because in my experience boobs usually solve everything.The second step is to drop the “but you have a girlfriend” line of thinking. Then, when he gets impatient, respond with something like “Dude, we hooked up like xx months ago. Secondly, you can’t exactly un-fuck him, so any extreme course of action would make you look more pathetic than these text messages already do. If he always listened to you bitch about guys and was paying you unsolicited compliments, he obviously had a crush on you and was prob too chubby to have the confidence to do anything about it. A lot of times, fat kids get skinny, but they’re still a fat kid trapped in an Adonis body.

Even though they look good to everyone else, they still lack the confidence to step up and crush some kitty. Even when they do have the confidence, they’re still usually terrible at sports, so you can still make fun of them.
If the hours between midnight and 4:00 am ceased to exist, the human race would literally die out because no one would be getting laid. Considering the best he could muster was the implication that you two might see each other at a planned time and place, that doesn’t bode well. He’s probably more trouble than he’s worth.Chubby Kisses,Head ProGot a text so perplexing that only the Head Pro can interpret?

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