17.09.2013

Jenna astrology scams 7000

This celebrity could not be found in our database, if you typed this URL manually please double-check it. People woke up to the horrible news when the newspapers published the discovery of Minnesota astronomer Parke Kunkle. The sexy Scorpios are now faltering Libras, the cuddly, earthy Capricorns are unpredictable Aquarians, the bullish Taurans are sensitive Geminis and sociable wise Sagittarius are mysterious Ophiuchus.
You are no longer good looking and witty, while you should be very practical with money, neat and tidy.
All those years you thought you were secretive, vague, and easily led, and it turns out, you are impulsive, selfish, and intolerant!
From a God-like being that others bow down to, you become a blushing hand-shaker that must avoid elevators. Instead of cuddling your sensitivities under a sun lamp, you should go out and do brassy, take-charge things. Now you need a leadership-driven-teamwork-position-thing, and you don’t even understand what that means.


Scientifically, Ophiuchus or Serpent Bearer is a constellation on the celestial equator between Libra and Aquila, alongside with Spider and Orion.
Ophiuchus-the-snake-holder is a heavily muscled person hysterically holding on to a full-size anaconda.
It was announced that due to changes in the Earth’s alignment the dates of many zodiac signs have changed.
All their lives they were an undercover Zodiac and now they need to come out of the closet and announce to everyone “I am an Ophiuchus.” This probably will make people scared and suspicious. Then, you can use all the applications reserved for members only, and you can receive your free personalized horoscope by email. Some kind of esoteric extraterrestrial commotion, something-something with the Moon’s gravitational pull, constellations touching the ecliptic and wobble of Earth’s axis.
Zodiac paraphernalia, like jewelry, coffee mugs and framed pictures of Liza Minnelli, should be returned and refunded.
Most of us already accepted that the Earth is round and parallel lines cross someplace there.


And if your relationship just miraculously started to work, what about years of marital bliss, wasted under pretense Zodiac? It is easy: twelve months – twelve signs, six masculine, six feminine, four elements with three signs in each element.
Very curious, sexually magnetic, extremely jealous, passionate, good-humored, irresponsible, rebellious, secretive, egotistical.
And suddenly his usurpation of the whole 19 days left the Scorpio with one miserable week and screwed up the entire Zodiac cycle.



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