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I guess the most bizarre aspect to these notices is that they have been done by someone on a baby at one time or other. If you're going to post things from copy-righted books, you should, at the very least, give the title and author!! These pics are from a book called Safe Baby Handling Tips by David and Kelly Sopp (ISBN 0762424915).
This reminds me of Don't do that flash cartoons, it is hillarious, but seems many pointed out that it is copied from a book, maybe should put some credit at least. Like said above, it's Dos, and Don'ts, Do's means "do is" or something else that makes no sense.
It's scary that there is enough people out there as new parents to actually have a book published covering these Do and Don't.
PS: They forgot the issue of leaving your kids in a vehicle with close windows on a hot summer day. If there is any doubt that there are people in this world stupid enough to go with the don'ts, look no further than the people who didn't have enough of a sense of humor to laugh at the pictures. If you couldn't find the humor in these, then you're far less suitable to raise a child than the artists responsible for creating them. And to the c*ck jockey who thought it would be nice if these people got sued for breach of copyright, you could only be american, and no doubt some white trash freak living in a trailer park blaming the rest of the world because your too f*cking lazy to get off your ass and get a job.
For those of you who didnt find it funny and want to post harsh words and cannot lighten up, is it because you have a guilty mind????????
I found the pics hilarious and the commentary an interesting example of the tremendous range of homo sapiens out there.
Of course, leaving the kid in the hot car does happen too often, so aim glad that one wasn't there. There was recently a case in New Zealand in which a bunch of people were jailed for hanging their friend's baby on the clothes line then spinning it around.
C'est trop crampant, ?a fesait longtemps que j'avais pas p***? dans mes culottes en riant comme ?a. I think this is a good site, i enjoyed looking at it, i think it may actually teach people some stuff about babies and how to care for them.
Seriously some of you need to step back and read what you are writing, Besides that though everyone has their own opinion, what makes it so hard for you to accept anyone elses, but get offended and lash out when someone doesn't accept yours? Please save yourself a little dignity and don't speak on subjects of which you are totally ignorant of. Forgetting your sense of humour is not good, especially when it is lost to dour criticisms. Charles: c'?tait dans un petit livre qui s'appelle Safe Baby Handling Tips par David and Kelly Sopp. However, although I would never consider treating her this way, there are some of you that are really, really overreacting. I?m pregnant and I am really glad that I saw this before I had my baby otherwise it wouldn?t have last it?s first month..
Here in Australia we don't let the average yahoo own guns and leave them in drawers next to a box of a ammo because we understand that a bullet in the chest is not that good for your health. I was trying to avoid being suckered into joining the debate, but it is both funny and slightly addictive. Yes, the picutres displayed were funny, yet nothing compares to the lengthy responses and critisisms of each others' literacy competance.
The true humour can be effected by reading each comment and appreciating the need for 'one upmanship' in the formation of the best paragraph or analysis of other''''''s diction.
The reason the common bloke in Australia can't get a gun stems from the history of the place as a penal colony for felons that did not fit anywhere else. The was the stupidest thing ever and I me EVER what cind of sick person would joke about that baby what kind of retarded person would'ent even know how to handel a baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The sad thing is that this is the extent to which Democrats and liberals feel the government needs to go to explain every possible situation to the public. I have lived and worked in the USA, Canada, Japan, PNG, Nigeria and Australia ? in each place I've found that being open to the opinions of others never prevented me from holding true to my own values and beliefs. After reading so many of the comments, it comes to my attention that people are fairly idiotic and fearful - these images made me laugh SO loud, and I loved their somewhat bizarre, subversive humor.
Don't really know quite how people got to arguing on this place of all places on the net, but so much conjecture has been made - Aussie Bob thinks that because the kid who broke into his house didn't have a gun, none of them do - well, there's something called a black market and the gun licensing we legislated here following the Port Arthur Massacre (still is the largest gun-massacre in the world by one individual) hasn't taken ALL our guns away, as is the misconception, so it's quite easy to get a pistol, shotgun, rifle or any other semi-automatic weapon if you know the right people. Whatever the circumstances, it’s only being able to phone a friend or chat with the girls over a glass of wine that stops you from going round the bend. According to Andrew G Marshall, after almost 30 years working as a marital therapist, he has become convinced that, while men don’t have enough friends or emotional support, women can have far too many and too much. Dont compare your husband your wife or family with any family.creat ur home as your pocket be dont do more than ur income.
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Parents love to pretend they are cool and collected, but in reality, they are very predictable. So much so that I guarantee that if you read the tips below, you can improve your life in several ways!

Nothing gets you a faster "No" from parents than giving them a feeling that they owe you or that you "deserve" things. So, when you ask for something, use an equal amount of gratitude and an equal amount of asking.
The point is not to trick your parents into thinking you care; the point is that appreciation spreads good will, which will certainly come back to you. One thing your parents care about, whether they admit it or not, is how they appear to others.
This request sounds appreciative, responsible and like you're a kid that knows the value of money. The main thing you will need to prove to them is that you're mature enough to deserve that thing you want.
If you show that you want to contribute to the family and don't resent your responsibilities, you will start to be seen in a whole different light -- a more grown-up light.
This will give Dad (or Mom) time to consider what you want, and also make you look more mature by showing that you are patient enough to wait a day for the reply. Setting the stage for any question you want to pop is a key to increasing the odds for "Yes"! Your persistence will most likely not be annoying or be regarded as questioning your parent's authority; It will actually be seen as an adult way of taking responsibility and going after what you want. For more tips, get three chapters of my upcoming book, How to Get Your Parents to Agree with You on Almost Everything, free! Payne, her husband, Chris, and their two children got surprise on Friday, when representatives from Kohla€™s showed up to their house with a bunch of presents.
The family got more masks, lots of Star Wars toys, $2,500 in gift cards and 10,000 rewards points after Payne caused the mask to sell out online and boost the storea€™s sales.
Candace Payne's Facebook video has gone viral thanks to her contagious laugh and Chewbacca. Last Thursday, Payne visited her local Kohl's department store to return some clothes and she decided to get a fun gift for herself, a Chewbacca mask. She was so excited about the mask that she got in her car and turned on her camera while in the storea€™s parking lot and put the mask on. Remembering how that felt makes me love stories featuring moms like Naomi Jael Covert so much! The 21 year old was surprised because she's posted pictures of her breastfeeding her son before and none had gone viral until now.
Covert said she chose not to cover up while breastfeeding because TJ would a€?rip it off in no timea€?.
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While it is not clear where the video has come from, a British voice can be heard in the background.
I did find the cartoons exceptionally well directed - they had the funny side which made me smile - yet they were deadly serious too and definately would awaken people to the sad fact that sometime even inadvertantly people dont give the kids the right treatment.
From the comments it appears that the cartoons are already well published on the net and as such have become visible to millions as in this post too.
Now that this has been discussed at lenght - lets hope that kindness and the inate goodness of all concerned prevails without any acrimony. Now if they can only publish a book that covers the topic of new couples without kids, yet. Your probably all Americans who bitch about their kids getting shot in school, yet have a loaded gun sitting in a f**king draw just in case someone tries to break in. CHILD SAFETY IS A SERIOUS SUBJECT BUT RAISING CHILDREN IS ALSO A TASK IN ITSELF WITH A LOT OF FUNNY AND OOPS MOMENTS.
This person is so offended by the improper use of apostrophes, and yet he or she does not know enough to realize it's "know-nothing." If you don't have a PhD in English yourself, please refrain from telling others how it should be done.
I can tell you've never been here, and the only understanding you probably have of America is from extreme leftist media. So many of my fellow correspondents have a severe humour deficit, combined with an insufficient sane reality checker.
I'm not even sure that the form don't's was used, but what the hell, so many people now do not understand or use apostrophes correctly.
How many pages were used here, and what percentage of this is tit of the total number of pages. I'm about to become an aunty for the first time, this book would make the perfect present for my brother and his wife - especially as he is likely to do many of the don'ts!
Our Constitution provides our ability to have as many weapons as we want, for whatever reason we want, unless, of course we are felons, foreigners or domestic criminals. Every one knows the average IQ in america is 99 ( this was statically proven by an american study). Sadly, some of this really does happen, but I'd rather have people laughing about it rather than out there doing it. I can't fathom how people could be offended by this, Im guessing it struck an all too personal note with them. I eat meat but I respect committed vegans, and I am always surprised when someone claims that they are right and the rest of us are not. If you love your husband — and if not, why are you spending hours talking about him to your girlfriends — do you love him enough to give without any expectation (in the short term) of getting anything back?

Marshall is a marital therapist and author of I Love You But I’m Not In Love With You: Seven Steps To Saving Your Relationship (Bloomsbury).
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The printable files are designed to be used on a home printer or a print shop (like Staples or Kinkos). Modern Milestone Surprise Birthday Party Invite Perfect with Old School Photo by Tipsy Graphics. Your parents will allow you to do more, trust you more and be more willing to see life from your perspective. Sure, they are responsible for your well-being and all that, but this is not an exercise in fairness.
Two things you can always offer are doing specific chores and getting better grades in specific topics. Saying, "I'll get better grades," is one thing, but it's much better to say, "I'll get better grades in History." You also actually have to mean it and do your part. Adults often feel judged about their parenting skills, and any way you can help them to feel confident as parents is a good thing.
Offer to take on small responsibilities and always do what you said you would do and a tiny bit more. A This little 2 year old boy is non-verbal and autistic A so it really surprised his mother when he just attached himself to Snow White on their Disney vacation. According to TechInsider, this makes Paynea€™s video the most watched Facebook live post in history. So methinks that one has to be careful to inform the reader of the source of the content if one is not the author. And I bet half of the copyright cry babies have a computer running pirated software, and they download music, but its ok, cause they only download now and then. Don't generalize America--it's a vast, diverse country, so don't hate on us all for the attitudes of a few. Even if these decidedly silly 'bad' ways of handling a kid were for real, do you not have the ability to choose *not* to follow the instructions?
I think it's because I have kids of my own and it's just great to see an imagination go this far. You obviously agree with my comments about white trash, and yet you never even raised an eyebrow about my comments about kids being shot in school because parents had loaded guns in the house, so you agreed with it all, but still want to give your child the chance to shoot their school mates. And I don't have to worry that my child going to school might get shot because some idiot parent left their "protection" in the kitchen drawer.
If I can create my own page full of nonsense, than someone else can do the same with whatever subject they want.
History suggests that such claims are rarely substantiated over time ? prime examples are McCarthyism, Communism, Prohibition, Apartheid and the Flat Earth Society. First, acknowledge any behaviour that you regret; next, identify how this might have made him feel, and then apologise. Your parents care about one thing (having to do with you) almost more than anything: Your growing up into a responsible, happy adult. I'll never forget feeling ashamed at times when I had to breastfeed my children when I was out and many times would just stay home so I wouldn't have to deal with anyone judging me.
There is recognition at the bottom saying who the original authors were for the plagerist group and it is a joke.
ALL THE DONT'S IN THESE PHOTOS WOULD ONLY BE DONE BY SOMEONE WHO HAS ABSOLUTELY NOOO CLUE HOW TO RAISE KIDS! But I do disagree with the point you made about the break-in--a person shouldn't be allowed to protect themselves in the threat of a violent crime?
It made me laugh so hard I started coughing and almost didn't make it to the bathroom to potty!
Please don’t explain why you acted as you did — that’s for another day — because it can sound like an excuse and lessen the power of your apology. Any way you can show them that you are moving in the right direction will help your case endlessly. IF THIS BOOK CANNOT BE TAKEN AS A JOKE THAN WHAT WORLD ARE WE RAISING OUR KIDS IN IF WE AS PARENTS DON'T HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR!!! Even though I don't own a gun and never plan to get one, I'd sure as hell like to have one at that moment. I have always protected my family, and we had an intruder a few months ago and I didn't need a gun to protect my family from the 15 year old who was trying to steal my xbox. Believe me -- proud parents' hearts and wallets are much more likely to be open to your requests.
Also, school shootings happen because mental health, especially in teenagers, is much ignored by American society. But maybe I am wrong, maybe I should live in America, so I could have pulled out a gun and shot that kid. At least they are not using the cartoons to joke about telling ppl to do the wrong way of things. Yes, we need stricter gun control, but the mentality of the person pulling the trigger is the most important factor. If your child winds up in harms way and there is a gun involved, you might look back on this harmless little post in the internet and remember "God, Aussie bob was right" or you might not even think about and say "why did I ever leave that gun in the kitchen drawer" Either way, you will still be one of those stupid people I talked about before..

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  1. SuNNy, 12.01.2016
    More then he is not ready for off to notice a pattern to their potty?habits the doll has to pull down.
  2. Kavkazec, 12.01.2016
    And you might both just get frustrated.
  3. Blatnoy_Paren, 12.01.2016
    But positive re-enforcement and education over the toddler seat completely eliminates the possibility of a young.
  4. Ledi_HeDeF, 12.01.2016
    Even worse (peed on my couch) so I began tiny one particular in making the transition from diapers.
  5. RESUL_SAHVAR, 12.01.2016
    Yours is, she worked out that the wee has gone into the.