I made the mistake of giving a guy I’ve never met my phone number via a private message under the pretenses of well, you know, being friends.
It started with a friendly hello, some small talk about what we do, Los Angeles, and nothing terribly interesting. I throw in some more small talk because I have literally no idea what to talk to this guy about. This was my effort to be completely clear with this guy, because no one likes to be lead on (even though I did not feel as though I was even doing that to begin with, given my apparent lack of interest). On the 20th, I send the main squeeze a picture of his bed, perfectly made with clean sheets and all.
Every April, when the wind blows from the sea and mingles with the scent of lilacs, Landon Carter remembers his last year at Beaufort High. You have no idea what’s coming… or you will if you keep reading, you sassy little shit. This does not justify the photo of the bed and the late phone call, with absolutely no interaction in between. This is when I decide that maybe Fee is right and I should put this guy on full Thought Catalog blast. I let his textual grammar errors slide before, but now it doesn’t even seem worth it to bear.


I start live-texting Fee with the details to keep him filled in on all the juicy gossip happening in my ever-so-eventful life.
I like to think that not every dude that talks to me is trying to get it in, because I’m not that cocky and unrealistic, but COME ON. Never mind the persistence… hey, if someone doesn’t text you back, definitely text them 12 more times, each of the following days!
He certainly needs some release that real punk rock music at the gym just can’t supply him with. If you feel I’ve wasted your time, just remember, you clicked this and kept reading to the end.
Certainly the last person in town he thought he'd fall for was Jamie Sullivan, the daughter of the town's Baptist minister. Some of you may remember an earlier piece I did called 20 Signs You Might Be A Stage 5 Clinger… you’d think this kinda thing would happen after meeting once or twice, but no, we have never met.
Mind you, at this particular moment, I was with my main squeeze, completely disregarding my phone to enjoy real life 3D happy fun times. Everyone has free will, just as I have the will to type this up at 1am weeks after the fact.
A quiet girl who always carried a Bible with her schoolbooks, Jamie seemed content living in a world apart from the other teens.


I initially just shared the following screen shots with Rob Fee, especially since this all went down right around the time his Weirdest Person on Facebook post and I thought he could appreciate it. I was actually pretty relieved he didn’t see that this dude called me after 2am that same night, despite the lack of response to the bed photo.
She took care of her widowed father, rescued hurt animals, and helped out at the local orphanage.
Granted, I was doing nothing out of line, but I didn’t want him getting the wrong idea.
If you don’t find this funny, you can blame him, because clearly if Rob Fee finds something funny, it is worth sharing with the internet.
Then a twist of fate made Jamie his partner for the homecoming dance, and Landon Carter's life would never be the same.



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