We’ve seen how Dwight Shrute makes a speech, and hopefully this list will give us an idea of how he would run The Office. Despite being insensitive, oblivious and quite possibly the worst boss of all time, The Office’s Michael Scott is kind of endearing.
Detailing his accomplishments: “My proudest moment here wasn’t when I increased profits by 17 percent, or cut expenditures without losing a single member of staff.
Excusing his forwarding of inappropriate e-mails: “When I said that I was king of forwards, you’ve got to understand that I don’t come up with this stuff. Lamenting Jim’s decision to change jobs: “I was shocked when he told me he was transferring to Stamford.
Explaining the office Diwali celebration: “Tonight, one of our most ethnic co-workers, Kelly, has invited us all to a Diwali celebration put on by her community. Proclaiming his status as a man of the people: “I don’t want somebody sucking up to me because they think I am going to help their career. Finally getting fed up with Jan: “When I said that I wanted to have kids and you said that you wanted me to have a vasectomy, what did I do?

If you are employed in an office environment, you’re probably all-too-familiar with all of the quotes your coworkers sling around as if they were normal conversational pieces of some original thought process. And you have this individual… Meredith… do you know anyone like her where you work? Luckily, Dwight is still in the running for the job, and hopefully we’ll be seeing a little more of the Dwight Schrute Bobblehead.
As played by Steve Carell, he’s like an overgrown, desperate-to-please child, and the things he says are often simultaneously appalling and appealing.
But, at the end of my life, when I’m sitting on my yacht, am I gonna be thinking about how much money I have? And then, when you said that you might want to have kids and I wasn’t so sure, who had the vasectomy reversed? Take a look through some of Michael’s most cringe-inducing comments and hilariously clueless lines in this list of the best Michael Scott quotes from The Office. It was a young Guatemalan guy, first job in the country, barely spoke a word of English, but he came to me and said, ‘Mr.

I’m going to be thinking about how many friends I have, and my children, and my comedy albums.
And it is my job to get them all the way through to acceptance, and, if not acceptance, then just depression. Don't ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what. And he actually hooked up with one of the students, and then, like, 12 other kids came forward. Remember his fake book, The Fundamentals of Business by Michael Scott, which sold “over one billion” copies?

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