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If hard work were such a wonderful thing, surely the rich would have kept it all to themselves.- Lane Kirkland2. Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isna€™t the work hea€™s supposed to be doing at that moment.- Robert Benchley7.


Personally, I have nothing against work, particularly when performed, quietly and unobtrusively, by someone else.- Barbara Ehrenreich14.
I truly believe the wireless mouse was invented so people at work had one less thing to hang themselves with.- Mike Vanatta27. A woman on a business date has a "whooping" attack in a crowded restaurant after one bite of her favorite food.
Short clean jokes that'll give you grins, giggles, and make you wonder whatever happened to your childhood brain. One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that onea€™s work is terribly important.- Bertrand Russell21. Whenever I call a company and get put on hold, I never really feel like Ia€™m being held.- Randy Glasbergen33.
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.- Ogden Nash34.


A consultant is a man who knows 157 ways to make love, but doesna€™t know any women.- Anonymous5.
If you want to kill an idea without being identified as the assassin, suggest that the legal department take a look at it.- Scott Adams (Dilbert)35. Ita€™s true that hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance?- Ronald Reagan12.



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