You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck.
The grand irony, however, is that Southern segregation was not brought to an end, nor redneck violence dramatically reduced, by violence. I'm learning to hunt with rifles, because if you think about it, hunting gets you the healthiest meat - organic, free-range food. People look at you, and they've got just the perfect little box for you, the perfect category.


When you were a teenager in Colorado, the way to be a punk rocker was to rip on Reagan and Bush and what they were doing and talk about how everyone in Colorado's a redneck with a gun and all this stuff. Jerry Springer' is just kind of the chubby, redneck version of throwing Christians to the lions.
If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck. A&E likely greenlit 'Duck Dynasty' in the first place because executives believed Americans would laugh at the redneck antics of the self-described 'white trash' family. Some people are like, 'Oh, I love gay people' in that 'I have lots of black friends' kind of way.


But you could still easily drive to Panama City Beach and get a little bit of Redneck Riviera if you want that.



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