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08.09.2014
I swear, thinking she was going to have to sit on it sent her into a panic that had her snotting and crying her eyes out, trembling and huddling into a corner.
Fast foward to October of 2012 and I say "Ya know what C, we are going to do this potty thing!" So we tried and she did it about half and half. Last night, she had an accident, so I did the sleeping mom shuffle (it WAS 2 in the morning) to her room and she was trembling and just crying her little eyes out.
Anywho, my point is that if I don't blog something (anything) soon, I will never remember how to blog again. As if my life isn't crazy and nutty butters enough, i'm officially homeschooling my 5 year old son for Pre-K as he missed the kindergarten cut off this year. So she will be "Peanut" for the purposes of this post and the Witness Protection Program that she may or may not be a part of. Like I said above, I blog about crafting on the cheap, decorating your house on a budget and just basically getting throughh life in a tough economy.
I met "Peanut" through Twitter this fall and we have become fast friends and now are IRL (in real life) friends by crossing over to the Facebook personal page realm. There is only one other blogger that I did that for that I hadn't met in real life so that tells ya something.
And when I found out "Peanut" was struggling with some health issues, I was more than happy to help out.
Now for the dilemma about what to write about so as not to turn away any of her readers or make them feel like they are getting their money's worth. Not that you are paying for this post or any other for that matter because I am pretty sure you would ask for a refund after this one. I started a series at my blog called Four Ingredient Recipes about 2 years ago and it has been a huge hit. I can't remember for the life of me what exact book it is from but this is a huge hit in our home.
If the Jetsons taught me anything, it was that we are going to have Rosie the Robot to take care of our houses, children, chores, etc.
So Peanut Layne is out of commission for a while (no, I did not hurt her to get a spot on her blog). Ever since moving here, family visits went from the Saturday afternoon barbecues of my youth to a two week stay . And on the fifth day, the sun rose in the East, and as it set in the West, 3 tired men approached bearing gifts. The next morning while admiring our beautiful new swing set, we noticed over the back fence, the neighbor and his Dad putting up a swing set.
Now that I have built this post up all dramatic and you're probably at home eating a donut and reading this and yelling at your computer screen  "Hurry up and just SPILL it lady", I went to my doc to talk to him about my suspicion of having a disease called Behcet's. Then these past two weeks happened and i've been dealing with painful, hideous ulcers all over the inside of my mouth and throat (please don't try to Google them. My doctor gave me some pain meds and those have been helping me sleep, but I still feel like poop. Funny thing is I got to Winco, and didn't realize that I had a maroon colored washcloth stuck to my butt.
This is the third Secret Subject Swap i've participated in now (I think), created by Karen at Baking in a Tornado. My first thought was, "Wait, I only get to pick just one?" When you have 5 kids every single outing is a circus side show. So I started thinking, "Hmmm, when is the last time I took my kids on a disastrous outing, where I was knee deep in the pits of hell?" Ding, ding, ding!
The day was Dec.8th and my hubby was away in Seattle at a UFC fight for his birthday while poor little old me was left to deal with the 3 youngest kids alone. Since the siblings were several years apart in age it wasn't like they could share a gift, plus I didn't want to be the cheap bastard showing up with the ugliest, crappiest minivan in the entire school district with one gift.
The closest store to us was Walgreens and since their toy selection sucks, I figured it would be a safe bet.
After a few more pathetic attempts to try and pry Toad out of his kung fu grip, I began to feel defeated.
Meanwhile I'm doing the starfish with my arms extended straight out at my sides with a toddler boy attached to each arm as I leaned forward while trying to block the candy bins with my droopy breasts. After what felt like a good 10 minutes of giving her all of my personal info that the douche standing behind me was probably adding into his phone so he could steal my identity and drain my bank account, she hands me back my debit card and says, "I'm sorry maam.
When Karen at Baking In A Tornado said she was helping out, it was just natural for me to offer a hand. Well, if you want to get technical, we started trying to potty train at about 18 months, but back then, she was more interested in eating out of her potty chair (I kid you not, there is a video of her giving my husband cereal that she had stored in the potty bowl!). Then in November, we stopped wearing diapers during the day and she went potty, for the most part, about 75% of the time.
Is it your last ditch effort to assert your authority before I kick you to the curb and swap tampons and liner for depends? My kids are now teenagers, and as much as I love embarrassing them in their current life forms, the story I’m sharing today is from years ago.
It was right before my in-laws were due for a visit and I couldn’t have been happier. OK, it was the leftover bolts they couldn’t figure out what to do with, but the swing set was up. I'm the frazzled mom who looks like I should have the Supernanny and a camera crew trailing behind me taking notes on my multiple parenting failures and faux pas. I made sure to give the, "Remember, we're only going to the store to buy a birthday present for Ellen.
Peanut Layne is an awesome blog, so I hope that this doesn't take away from it's awesomeness. We held on to that darn chair for a year until we realized she just WAS NOT going to use it. She was about 3.5 when we ditched diapers and almost 4 when she stopped wearing a pull up to bed. Because on top of trying not to ruin yet another pair of pants to a bout of coughing – you have tiny people who want you to do super important things for them any time you take 37 seconds for yourself. My mother-in-law would help with the baby and my husband and his father could build the swing set.
Learn origami in 15 minutes with a piece of already scribbled on notebook paper or go to the store with an 8, 5, and almost 3 year old. THANKS!                                                                                                                     This litter is named in HONOR OF MINNIE! If you are stumbling upon this blog for the first time, please don't judge it based on my post, k? I tried to make an origami duck but it looked like a vagina that used to be a penis but then went through a sex change. My Dad potty trained him and he went another month until he wasn't wearing a pull up at all. I'm sure some of my readers have already given up on me and have flown ship over to Pinterest where you can learn how to make a birdhouse out of toilet paper and twine. In same skillet, combine the broccoli, ramen noodles (broken up) and the remaining seasoning packet.
You can't make me have any more, I got that sorted years ago, so consider this your notice.


None of which we have: no automatic dog walkers, no flying cars, no pills that turn into a four course meal. My IC, IBS, fibro, chronic gastritis, skin problems such as daily hives, migraines, blurry vision, eye pain, vertigo, etc, they are all connected. The only time i'd ever take my kids to the post office is if it suddenly became legal to mail them to their grandparents in California for a surprise visit. I couldn't show up at a party with an obscene gift and a broke down minivan that hasnt been washed since, hmmm, I honestly can't remember. For example when I was a little kid my best friend and I decided to race invisible monsters around the culdesac only my tire got a little too close to the curb and I flew out into the street, using only my face to catch my fall.
Bring to a boil and reduce heat, Cover and simmer 3 minutes or until noodles and veggies are tender. So, sit back, grab a cough drop and remember how something as silly as a sweater can be an obsession for you. When YOUR family comes, you sort of know what to expect because, well, you’ve lived with them before. Read that last part again." Even my hubby who is a true skeptic was convinced I had Behcet's. Luckily the kids and the hubby ate them, but I went to bed hungry, as I was much too tired and sore to fix something else to eat. I grabbed the kids (who were all 3 wailing in perfect harmony) and drug them into the nearby aisle, which luckily contained laundry detergent instead of toys. That was a super fun ER visit, complete with getting my chin stitched back together by one doc, while the other one scrubbed tiny street particles out of my cheek. I would've thought he'd be turned on by my peppermint, Bengay-slathered body of pure arthritic sexy, but what do I know? I got down on their level and threatened them with their lives (ok I didn't) but they knew they had pushed me over the edge as all 3 sat staring at me with wide eyes. Not that i've ever tasted ass (I swear I haven't, but if you have please keep that info to yourself).
Toad was successfully removed from M's kung fu grip and was now sitting next to some Magic Clean Erasers on the top shelf of the cleaning aisle.
SCROLL DOWN TO VIEW THEM! " THIS IS A SHAMROCK ROSE AUSSIES PERSONAL & SPECIAL FEATURE!!! In my defense, I actually did try to make an appointment with the only Behcet's specialist I could find online, but he doesn't see new patients without a physician's referral, so I put it on the back burner.
What I learned is that when my in-laws were here, it was a good idea to have something scheduled for my husband and father-in-law to do to keep them busy.
Damn those rich bastards who invented Super Mario Bros!"  I suddenly felt an urge to fly to Japan and kung fu some Japanese butt cracks! Also for their continued help and support of Minnie's medical expenses for her Rare stage 4 Sarcoma cancer treatments. If you are having a wedding in the future we ask that you support the many wonderful people who have helped them. Do you ever have those moments where you're like, "What the hell am I doing?" Yeah, I had one of those.
Anthony Pagano helped to make this happen and Lauren Taylor is coordinating and securing all the details. Leslie Falerios for posting the Go fund me for Minnie's medical expenses and Mary Legaspi for posting the go fund me for Minnie's dream wedding before her treatments. Every dog & puppy is important to us whether they reside here or have their new forever families, they are always welcome back at Shamrock Rose Aussies. We never want any of them in shelters or puppy mills. ?Some pages on our site are under construction. We are busy updating pictures and personal pages for our Aussies and for our Aussies who have their new families. HE IS NOW A SERVICE DOG FOR PTSD & LIGHT MOBILITY!!    HIs new Momma made his Graduation cap, I made his bandana.
Also your puppy raiser Nancy who did a great job teaching and socializing you and taking you everywhere with her. Paying respects to those who did not return to embrace their families and memorialized on this wall was a emotional experience the closer I got.
He is trained to Task as per ADA Federal Law to deflect self harming, distract when he hears sniffing or smells tears. Teddy does have a contract for someone and is a sweet smiling dog that makes it hard to be sad when you are with him. He knew the signs I was displaying by placing my hands to my face and did what he was trained to do. To see their past puppies individually mouse over the Momma's name and a menu of names will pop up click on the puppy name whose personal page you would like to view. To see Our Aussies on one page click our Shamrocks and Roses page not the pop up menu for each individual dog.
It sounds more complicated then it is.    Shamrock Rose with some of the babies from both litters. BRIANNA New name FREYA is well loved by the Lockwood family! She will also have a Border Collie sibling Bella to run around with at the doggy park and at home where hopefully she will love to swim too.
With Harper-Faith's beauty to match she would make so many people smile and bring them some comfort.
I have decided to call her Harper-Faith, I hope you dont mind.   Do you have a number that from time to time I can send you pics through text?  I am not sure how to put them on through email.
She quickly learned how to ring a bell on the door when she wants to go outside. We have set up a small agility course in our yard, and she is an amazing jumper already!
Her favorite by far is soccer :) The kids just love her, and she is getting along great with our Shih Tzu, Nutmeg. I meant to send photos earlier, but here are a few as I'm sure you're curious to see how she is growing!
She has a really sweet new Momma and several children to love and play with and keep them busy. He will be doing other doggy sports and going places with them and getting lots of attention! He is now certified as an emotional support dog so next month he will be making a trip to MA with me to meet the rest of his family. He can already come, sit, lay down, leave it and can potty outside (for the most part haha) He is extremely obedient and is by my feet everyyyywhere I go.
He's already a great swimmer as well!I did give your number to a few different people on the beach, as they thought he was gorgeous and we're hoping for one of his brothers or sisters. I hope all is well, we're happy here. Headed to the vet this week for twelve week old shots?!      BRIAN (below) Being loved by STARR!
He will be going on trips and being a girls Lacrosse team mascot which his new Momma coaches.
You can view more pictures of CHAOS on his personal page under Shamrock Roses past puppies.
You can see Jake on his personal page as well if you'd like under Laoise Rose's past puppies.   CHAOS with his new brother  past puppy JAKE!
We all went for a buggy ride and as you can see from this picture I hope you get it you made an old man happy. Rosie Jewels is a standard red merle girl who has 2 beautiful blue eyes 1 being marbled and a heart shaped nose. This litter will be ASDR registered. 4 Blue Merle boys, 2 Blue Merle girls and 1 Black tri boy! Puppies are microchipped with a prepaid Buddy-ID-"mini" microchip.


They are very excited to play with their new puppy Twixster Kaedon (new name to be determined) and to teach him new and fun things. Patch may need a little time getting used to having a new brother but once he realizes he is as awesome his Aussie friends who live nearby, I'm sure they will be best buds! We are so proud of them all!!   You can see Teddy on his personal page in Laoise Rose past puppies. Eddie Teddy update from his Trainer at Suncoast Serice Dogs: Hi everybody!!!! She will be starting her medical training for seizures very soon and will be graduating within the next few months.
She has been a little delayed in her training due to an injury she got while at the groomers.
She is doing well and has been back in training, We are very excited about this and are so proud of both Weezy and Teddy's accomplishments.
Almost as wonderful as being a Grandma :) I would love to share some of them here on our site on their personal pages for their updates, pictures and videos for others to enjoy as well. XO  Please scroll down to see each litter of puppies individually as they grow each week!  "EXCITING NEWS" Our Lovely  Bit O' Heaven Shining Down LAOISE (Leesha) Rose & Shamrock Roses' Pot O' Gold BIG ED!
She is a good size girl & of course Big Ed is a big boy! Puppies are microchipped with a prepaid Buddy-ID-"mini" microchip. He loves to greet you as soon as he sees you being the smallest in this litter isn't a problem for him he uses it to his advantage & wiggles through his siblings or climbs over them to get to you and give kisses. I introduced him to our vet today, who was very impressed with him and all the extra work that you did prior to me receiving Jake. She has seizures and Louise I believe has what it takes and will be a great service dog and help her tremendously. Caitlyn and her family icluding her brother Cameron and sister Cassidy all love her so much! Their son had a fun time playing with all the puppies too who were successfully escaping out of their new outside pen.  Lilly also will share her Birthday with 1 of her new family members. They have all started training they passed with high marks and are doing very well thus far. Eddie will be training perhaps a little more extensively because he isn't training for a specific person yet. We are very impressed by her as a loving, caring person with a big heart doing great things for many people. They produced a gorgeous, very intelligent puppy King Blue with 1 blue eye and 1 brown eye previously. They always say he is the perfect dog and they love him so much.They are thriiled with adding Silver Blue to their family.
She has silver running underneath the black color of her coat which gives her a beautiful chocolate appearance. We are always proud of our Shamrock Rose Aussies and love showing them off!  Reilly Quinn   A huge thank you from Shamrock Rose Aussies to ALL who helped us in donating & supporting all the displaced, sick and injured animals in my hometown where I grew up in New York due to the wrath of hurricane Sandy.
The devastation up there and so many areas was very real but thanks to you, many animals were helped.
I now more than ever strongly believe in microchipping and this is one of the reasons Shamrock Rose Aussies microchips every puppy with a prepaid microchip before they ever leave here.
She has plenty of room to run and play and will be visiting Doggy parks and going on car rides. All puppies come with health certificate, first shots, health guarantee, ASDR registered, pedigree & are microchipped with a prepaid microchip. They are shown basic commands, fetch and sometimes introduced to a harness & leash and swimming if they are here with us during that season and old enough.
Thank you Kristen, Shane, Grady & Sugar for loving 2 of our Aussie boys!  He is very smart & going to be a great big boy!! XO          Shep with his new Mommy!!  He will meet his new Daddy & big brother Bear soon. Parker will be spending lots of time with his new Mommy Sarah who was very excited and waited patiently for him to be ready for his new home. He will be going for rides in the car and running and playing on several acres with his new Golden Retriever friend. XO                Rose: Red tri girl "Holding " for Sammie, Zach & Angel( No, I didn't name her I swear her new family did!! She will be attending training and possibly pursuing frisbee or agility.  Which ever she pursues I know she will make us proud because she is a Shamrock Rose Aussie!! We had to switch to several different pens because she kept out smarting us with her buddy Jewels. She is highly intelligent like her Momma Shamrock Rose & very alert like her Daddy Mister Twister. He will be well  loved and cared for by his very sweet & friendly new family.  Way to go Rudy!!
We may try when the weather clears from this storm, if our ICY BLUE ROSE is up to the task.
I especially love his very light freckles on his nose :) They have np problems playing with the big dogs or our mini Ausssies either. He is a great listener and has caught on to potty training very well with only a few mistakes here and there.
Hughey is very eager to please us and is already playing fetch and is starting to sit on command with only little guidance and a treat. All in all we don't think we could be any happier and Hughey has definitely stolen our hearts. Dillon & Gallagher went swimming  this past  Sunday for the first  time with several children. His new family are experienced with Aussies, maybe he will even play frisbee :)If you aren't gonna let us go swimming today!
He will be active enjoying swimming, boating, waliking, running & numerous other things. It just seemed easier for people to view them there.  This wasn't something I expected and clearly we love Sparky very much. He has been with us for over 2 years.  After conversing with Rex,  and hearing why they wanted Sparky, I decided to let them meet him and spend some time with him.
After I met Rex and Gayle and saw how much they loved him and Sparky seemed to feel the same way.
For that I thank them very much.  Sparky not only has Gayle and Rex to love him he also has their daughter and her family to love him and play with him daily which also includes a little boy who adores him and 2 dogs and cats as well. He is truly loving his new family too. Thank you, Rex and Gayle for loving Sparky and giving him a wonderful life and family! SCROLL DOWN TO VIEW THEM! " THIS IS A SHAMROCK ROSE AUSSIES PERSONAL & SPECIAL FEATURE!!! Also for their continued help and support of Minnie's medical expenses for her Rare stage 4 Sarcoma cancer treatments.



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