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This is a continuation of How to Sit Next to the Cutest Girls on the Plane in 10 Easy Steps (part 1).
So now you have a last second booking being made to Latin American and your best friend is taking care of the details. A middle seat is absolutely the best place you can sit in order to raise your chances of sitting next to the cutest girl in the plane. You avoid being in the same isle as a couple which = 0% chance of sitting next to a hot babe who is single. Some of us get this boob treatment everywhere we go, but for those of you that don’t, your best move is to double down and increase your statistical odds. One more detail about your seat selection – make sure that your middle seat is near the back of the plane. It’s rare, but sometimes a comet the size of Texas figuratively hits planet earth and rearranges my cosmic destiny. The key to coordinating a elaborate seat rearranging scheme is to get people to willingly change their seats. So all else failed and now you’re somehow truly on a flight with no girls that are qualitatively bangable. The plot is a thick one, its sort of childish but even children might find it too exaggerated for their tastes. At first I thought, how is it possible that two really great indian movies came out during the same time?
What is left to be said about movies like Pardesi Babu, I guess one can never get tired of typical Indian movies. China Gate is about ten former army men, who were court-martialed for fleeing the battlefield.
Akshaye plays a college student whose rivalry with Urmila slowly turns into love with the help of his grandfather (Kadar Khan) and her ayah (Aruna Irani). Any movie Nana Patekar is in has to have some validity so when viewing this film you should already expect it to live up to certain standards. Anil Kapoor plays the son of Anupam Kher, who has just come back to India after studying in America. This film was filmed in New York City, and could have used the oppurtunity to impress its viewers a lot more than it supposedly did.
Ravi (Chandrachur) and Kajal (Mahima) are a young and frisky couple living the good-life with their young daughter and live-in Nanny (Sushma Seth). You would think Amitabh would start doing father roles now and act his age, but I guess that blood in his veins is still younger then his body.
Aarzoo is is a love triangle in which two heroes fall for the same girl and it requires a sacrifice from one of them to give the movie a happy ending. Silsila Hai Pyar Ka brings Karisma back to the screen, a year and half after Dil To Pagal Hai, in a welcome return where she continues to display the same charisma. The film opens with a synopsis of the crimes of Jeet Balraj (Sunjay Dutt), a killer on death row.
The plot is as follows: Gajendra Singh (Mohan Joshi), murders both a simple village man, Surjit (Anil Dhawan), and his wife, and seizes their property. In Haseena Maan Jaayegi, Sanjay Dutt and Govinda play Sonu and Monu, spoiled brats of rich dad Kader Khan (Ameerchand) who sports a PA in Satish Kaushik (Kunj Bihari) to attend to his phone calls. Another typical film, for some reason this month, there wasn't even one movie released from Bollywood that was good. Hote Hote Pyar Ho Gaya took four years in the making and the end result would've been better if it had been released in the mid-80's. The movie is an Indian adaptation of the Hollywood classic, An Affair To Remember, and the premise is a little more ridiculous.
How would you handle two overpowering actors who are both brilliant and intense about their work? Before I begin this review, I would like to warn Govinda of his steady decline into the Mithun stream of films. This movie might as well be called "Urmila" cause thats what you basically see through out most of the film. Vaastav is about Raghu (Sanjay Dutt), who lives in a chawl with his parents (Shivaji Satam and Reema Lagoo) and his brother Vijay (Mohnish Behl). The much anticipated "Hum Saath Saath Hain" has arrived and people are rushing into the theatres to see it.
A couple of weeks ago, actually Christmas eve to be exact, I happened to walk into BlockBuster and with no particular film in mind, I glanced upon the word, "Chutney" on the cover of some movie box. This film stars two new actors namely the dashing Hrithik Roshan and the cute Amisha Patel. Bobby Deol plays Badal, who is seeking revenge on behalf of his family {who was victim to the ruthless crimes of Jai Singh Rana (Ashutosh Rana)}, who is the corrupt police officer that caused riots to take place in Punjab and Delhi.
In Hera Pheri, Sunil's character is poor and leaves his ghown in search for a job in a bank where his father used to work.
Baaghi, revolves around Vikram (Aditya Pancholi), who plays an underworld lord with Raja (Dutt) as his right hand assassin. Gang has quite a leading cast of stars: Jackie Shroff, Nana Patekar, Kumar Gaurav, and Javed Jafrey.
This film is a comedy through out, and a surprising one since you would think that an Indian film could only surmount to cheeziness.
Preity (Priya) is portrayed as a strong willed girl who has a caring family and particularly a loving father and an over protective older brother. In Hum To Mohabbat Karega, Bobby plays a waiter, Raju Bhatnagar, who is in love with a journalist from Ch.
Govinda plays Raja and Johnny Lever is Kanhaiya - two crooks who pose as narcotic officers at airports and loot innocent strangers. The story revolves around the murder of Roshni (Tabu), a nurse at the Military Nursing Service. Abhishek Bachchan is introduced in this film in his first starring role following the legacy of his father Amitabh Bachchan.


The movie starts out with Siddhu (Fardeen) and Anu (Urmila), next-door neighbors who have silly squabbles and eventually fall in love. Raju (Govinda) and Urmila (Urmila, yes, with the same name) are in New Zealand, where they happen to meet the typical 'one mishap after another' Govinda, fall in love, and depart to return to India, planning to meet again very soon. Raj (Salman) is a poor orphan who comes to Mumbai from Goa with dreams of becoming a super star singer. Being a Kapoor creation; Hamara Dil was expected to fill spaces previous Kapoor films such as Pukar and Prem failed to.
Yes, he's back, and with all due respect to Jaya Bachchan and Karishma Kapoor, the spotlight and attention was mostly on Hrithik Roshan. The setting of the movie is Punjab, and the main female lead, Sahiba (Aishwarya), comes from a traditional Rajput family. Enlisted 14th October 1914.Australian Imperial Force – Attestation Paper of Persons Enlisted for Service Abroad – Edward Dudley Milbourne Marsh - 14th October 1914. Any seat “more towards the back” will do, but when in doubt I’ve found that the cutest girls generally gravitate to rows 25-28 (e.g. They are attracted to them like mosquitos to sticky paper, and somehow this affect is compounded at least three fold when the oxygen level is even just theoretically limited (like in a plane). By doing this, not only will you come across to everyone as a badass who doesn’t give a sh*t (which girls fall for every time at least into their mid to late 20’s), more importantly this technique allows you to take advantage of what I call Spontaneous Personal Seat Reassignment (SPSR). That’s my patent-pending 10 step process to get you a flight babe neighbor every time. If you're like the very few Bollywood fans who demand new and meaningful plots than Dil Se is for you. We're constantly shown how the upper class - lower class division is still very wide spread in India and in a good way.
With the really boring films that have come out recently it is very pleasantly surprising to watch films like this. The sort of reunion for actors Shahrukh Khan and Kajol who starred in the smash hit "DDLJ" together.
After being branded cowards, they live a non-existential life with a story woven into each character. The responsible gang's demand is that one of their members be released from police custody. The illegitimate, Muslim, arms thief son Afthab (Ajay Devgan) and the legitimate, Hindu, rich, advertising executive son Dhananjay (Saif Ali Khan) are introduced to each other on their father's deathbed. The film has its moments of brilliant humor but it also has moments in which the fast forward button on all remote controls is required. There life is even more complete with two adorable little kids and mother dearest (Himani Shivpuri). Well this couple doesn't have to worry about that, cause they fell in love without seeing each other.
The (unfortunately) fading Jackie Shroff and the current Numero Uno Kajol lead this lackluster film. Some parts are great while others are just horrible, and as a whole, the film amounts several notches above the average Bollywood action flick. Hero lives in a basti and loves Rani (Rani Mukherjee), Rani just thinks of Hero as a good friend. Kittu (Aftaab) is a College student who has an obsession with an actress named 'Malika' played by none other than Urmila. Zamindar Dharmaraj (Anil Kapoor) is the head of a village and represents the Supreme law of the land. They both do an excellent job in the film but Hrithik exceeds Amisha as he has sex appeal coming out of his belt buckle. Although the film itself is somewhat distorted, as it doesn't appear to be as composed as it should have been. The movie is a story told from the mind of a dying man, Saket Ram (Kamal Haasan), an 89-year-old South Indian Brahmin.
Jackie Shroff plays Veer, a police inspector whose family is complete with wife Naina (Raveena Tandon) and a young son, Sahil. Here they meet NRI Raju Patel (Ali Asghar) who they practically rape and send to an insane asylum. Her body is discovered in a pond, and CBI officer Jasraj Patel (Nana Patekar) is assigned to the case. Kareena Kapoor also stars in her first film role following the engraved foot steps of her sister Karishma. There won’t be a lot of seats left to choose from at this point, but make sure that no matter what your go-to wing man chooses a middle seat. Step numero siete – if you want to sit next to the cutest girl on the plane rock a fedora.
By virtue of you being the last one to board, you now know that any vacant seats are truly empty. My favorite method (among many) is to always have a pre-scripted and well-rehearsed story ready to move people emotionally to swap seats. The problem against them comes in the form of the girl's three brothers and strict mother and the boy's parents.
The British Empire then announces dugna lagaan (double tax), making the villagers' lives even more miserable and complicated than before. The film is not terrible, but could have been better, if only some of those "comedy" sequences had been cut out. Sapna is constantly bored by Vishal's lack of romanticism, and his routine dance ball nights.
Bruno Mars and Johnny Depp have practiced this hat wearing strategy for years, and the little known truth is that the method is bulletproof even if you can’t sing or act. So if you see a cutie without someone next to her, you can take full advantage, pull a SPSR, and slide in beside her as if that was your original ticketed seat.
As the catchy phrase to the movie "A Story of Burning Love" states, this is definitely a film that explores a hot topic: Sex! Unfortunately (and here is the one drawback to step 7) not all guys can confidently rock a fedora.


As long as it’s not an exit row seat or first class seat, no one will ask to see your ticket.
Sure, we all have our boob size preference, but the truth of the matter is that all women are beautiful to someone in some way.
So if my destiny is to constantly be inundated with hot babes who can’t keep their hands off of me then I must be doing something right and you should copy me.
The only difference anyone will notice is the girl herself who will have butterflies in her stomach because your badass, sunglasses-sporting, fedora-wearing, late-boarding ways have just proven you can treat her like crap without any remorse.
Anyway, when this happens I pull out step #9 which is be prepared to organize an elaborate seat rearranging scheme.
In the end, I get the girl, she gets me, and everyone else feels like they have helped out the greater good, which they have.
Supermodel babes usually sit in first class anyway, and when you have one waiting for you at the airport to pick you up in a limo when you land in Guatemala, all this flight planning is pretty much just a warm-up to stroke your ego. In any case, next Friday I’m flying to Colombia to meet another supermodel potential so we’ll see how that goes.
Milbourne MarshTaken and subscribed at Liverpool in the State of New South Wales, this fourteenth October of 1914, before me D.J. In the meantime, accept that I’ve just enlightened you to realize that you need more style.
In addition, and most powerfully, this step allows you to effectively employ step #8 which we’ll get to shortly.
Truth is, most people don’t mind if you start off a relationship by lying as long as they end up liking you.
And even if the conversation dies because she’d rather listen to Burno Mars on her iPod, take solace in the fact that this trip wasn’t a total waste.
After all, you’re going to a tropical paradise where you’re richer than filth and $2 dollars can buy you cold beer and a massage on the beach. Squadron Sergeant Majors will obtain the sizes from each Squadron and furnish the Adjutant with same immediately. The following Signallers reported for duty, having returned from Signal School, Broadmeadows. Gallipoli – 15th May 1915 20th May 1915Gallipoli6th Light Horse acting as infantry without their horses landed at Gallipoli.
Left the peninsular 20th December 1915     Edward Dudley Marsh in his 6th Light Horse uniform. Photo says 4 troopers of the 7th Light Horse  mounted.1914-1918 4 Troopers of the 7th Light Horse dismounted. Am keeping communication (per telephone) between the firing line and Head Quarters until the last moment when we finally evacuate this position.
The uncertainty and suspense is somewhat trying as we do not know exactly how much the enemy know of our movements. But it shall not be long now before we make tracks for the beach and incidentally the boats. When the last of all firing line parties, “C” 1, 2, and 3 had passed “X” depot and there was not a man between the enemy and ourselves on Gun Ridge, then we the Rear Guard Party retired for the beach. Ten minutes later we were crossing the beach in two’s and walking along a pier made of bags of sand etc and boarding Navy Cutters.
Two or three minutes after arrival at beach the steam pinnace left with the last men to evacuate the position from Gaba Tepe on Gallipoli.
That I was one of the very last party, 20 men altogether, to turn our backs upon the Turks and make for the boats, I am very proud.
At the same time there is nothing to brag about still the fact remains that had the enemy known anything then we would have had a lively and exciting time.
We had left set rifles in the trenches so that after leaving the firing line these kept going off and so the Turks believed we were still there. Truly this evacuation without loss is almost as great as the landing.   Photograph labelled as 4 horse carriage with Australian troopers. He has been in the trenches at Gallipoli  but I do not know what position he held, and as I want to write an important letter would you let me know as soon as possible if you could furnish any particulars. A P4812 28th February 19166th Light Horse Regiment joined with 2nd Light Horse in defence of the Suez Canal. Milbourne Marsh 6th Light Horse  Regiment was in Hospital and I beg to thank you for sending me the information . Colmar Storey?)The first and last entries will be signed, and transfers from one Medical Officer to another, attested by their  signatures.
LH 4850 30th June 1917 – Casualty Form – Active Service.Received from Isolation Camp – Marched in and attached to instructional staff. R. 21st July 1917 – Casualty Form – Active ServiceReceived from 2nd Light Horse (Troop) Regiment. LH 5880 2nd February 1918 – Casualty Form – Active Service6th Light Horse – Rejoined Regiment x Dump Belah.
Regiment – Rejoined x Central Gas School 17th August 1918 - Casualty Form – Active Service2nd Light Horse T. LH12107 24th August 1918 - Casualty Form – Active Service6th Light Horse – Rejoined x cadre 2nd Light Horse Regiment.
Marsh, Sixth Light Horse returned ex “Port Douglas.” Paybook shows promotion Corporal, 28th March 1915.
Marsh, Sixth Light Horse returned ex Port Darwin paybook shows promotion corporal twenty eighth three fifteen please verify and advise.
According to Australian War Memorial - after Gallipoli he went on with the 6th Light Horse to Palestine and was shot while making a special survey at Beersheba and died at Rafa the next day.
1917 This photo of Dudley's is described as "Inside a Hospital." Could be Jack Marsh (George Milbourne Marsh) on the right.



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