When it comes to breaking up, we're usually of the opinion that the person doing the dumping should at least have the decency to do it in person.
But the breakup texts in the slides below are so funny, we may have to reconsider our stance.
Tell us which breakup text is the best (and by "best" we really mean most awful) in the comments, then click through the slideshow below for 15 hilarious autocorrect fails from Damn You Autocorrects. Recently I was talking with someone who was like a broken woman consumed with thoughts of her ex morning, noon, and night. No Contact is initially about not making or accepting contact, but it also provides the space to not only grieve the loss of the relationship, but to focus your energy elsewhere and begin rebuilding your life. Experience has taught me that the more you try not to think about something, is the more likely you are to, and then you’ll stress yourself further about the fact that you are in fact thinking about it and what you think thinking about it means, and then often react off the back of it.
Back in October 2010, when I was told to cut out wheat in an effort to reduce tinnitus and vertigo, after initially thinking it was going to be fine and then discovering that wheat is in many things, I went on a serious moan-a-thon. After a while, mostly because I was wearing down my own last nerve and probably those of the boyf, I began putting effort into finding alternatives, discovering places to eat with varied menus, and making myself food that I enjoy. Yes I had to avoid wheat, but I was making my life about avoiding wheat instead of focusing on improving my health. To go to the trouble of devoting your energies and attention to not thinking about someone and then obsessing about the fact that you’re thinking about them, is actually just another convoluted way of giving them more attention and remaining invested. 3) If you have thoughts but you’re still active in the conscious, life will happen to gradually replace them.
One other thing that has helped me was to sit and make a list of any one who hurt me through my life. Yep that was me at one time, he was my only thought every waking moment of my life and it WAS exhausting, my head felt like a bee buzzing in it all the time. Yes I still think of him every so often but now a days the anxiety producing thoughts have been replaced with remembering the better years we had. I remember in the early weeks of him disappearing on me when I could not sleep until I became so exhausted I couldn’t get up on time for work, I had headaches due to over thinking and lack of sleep.
On a positive note each day I think less and I think about different things in different ways. With me, the amount of time appears to be inversely proportional to the time spent getting over them. We replay and replay the relationship, looking for clues that we meant something to him, that he really is a nice guy under it all, he didn’t know what he was doing etc etc. I get it, it took me decades to accept that the way I was treated by my mother was cruel and abusive. When you are stuck, sometimes the only way forward is to accept what you really don’t want to accept. He was a very subtle person, with perfect manners, and there wasnt any obvious outrageous behaviour. All this to say, one year later I RARELY think of him and when I do, I feel a great sense of relief that it is over. Sympathy, though, dreams are the worst ever – they are the unkindest and most unhelpful thing that my body has ever done to me and I seriously fell out with my subconscious at various points because I couldn’t believe it could be so MEAN!!! Natalie, this is amazing that this came in just today when I had such a bad day after feeling that I had been doing better than expected.I wondered why suddenly today I felt so bad and it was so reassuring to read in your article that that does not mean I am going backwards but is a way the brain is processing. What does help me is to plan out things to do in my free time., and I like to remind myself at end of day the things that I accomplished during the day and that makes me feel good because I am assuring myself that I did not have a lonely depressed do-nothing day.
In the mornings when I drive to work I like to say aloud the many things that I am thankful for… makes me feel good. It came to a point where it was almost impossible to focus on doing anything, which was sapping all my energy. I eventually bought an iPod music player and started listening to music all day to override my thoughts and squeeze out the silence which facilitated this mega-over-thinking and analysing the crapola out of everything. I’ve been involved with unavailables before, but this was my first assclown and hopefully my last! Before you entered into a relationship with your ex boyfriend you knew that deep down being clingy and needy was probably going to be a turn off to him but as you developed a deeper connection with him you couldn’t help yourself. Now, I am not insinuating that you approached anything close to this when you broke up with your ex boyfriend I am just saying that I know what it’s like to be in love and I know that sometimes it can make you do some clingy or needy things.
In this guide I am going to be talking about how you can recover from these clingy or needy things that occurred in your relationship with your ex. I bet you weren’t expecting me to say that being clingy can have a positive aspect to it, huh?
As it turns out there is a way in which being clingy and needy can be an attractive thing to men. So, if you have ever wondered what kinds of things a stage 5 clinger does to turn off a man then the section entitled, The Negatives Of Being Clingy, is going to be especially interesting to you. Whenever you do research on women who are clingy or overly needy you often hear experts scolding them for that type of behavior.
To me if a girl gets a little clingy it means she really has strong feelings for me and I like that. Whenever a girl exhibits clingy behavior like jealousy, constantly wanting to be around me and texting me a lot I kind of like it. I want to tell you about what a girl can do to all of a sudden make those cute little clingy behaviors into overly clingy to the point where it becomes a turn off.
One thing we have already established about me and most other men is that we like needy behavior but only to a certain extent.
Lets pretend that you and I are dating and at the beginning of the relationship you would exhibit the three clingy behaviors I mentioned above. Of course, as time went on I began to notice a gradual change in the intensity of these behaviors. For example, any time you would get jealous you would get jealous to the point where you would start a huge argument and you wouldn’t trust me about anything. You also became so clingy to the point where any time I would go into a room you would have to follow me in there. Of course, as our relationship grew deeper the texting ratio changed completely to a 3:1 ratio.
You see, when most women search the internet for advice on clingy behavior most experts list out all the needy behaviors that you need to avoid but almost none of them do a good job of explaining WHY you need to avoid them.
Imagine for a moment that you are walking down the street and all of a sudden you hear this buzzing around your head.
It is entirely possible that this is how your ex boyfriend viewed you in your relationship if you were too overbearing with how you texted him.
One of the best ways to determine if you were a text gnat or not is to look at your last 100 text messages between you and your ex. If for example, the texting ratio ends up being something like 70:30 where you have sent him 70 text messages and he has only responded to 30 of those text messages then that probably means you are venturing into text gnat territory where you are becoming kind of overbearing.
Someone who is a text gnat screams desperation and no guy wants a serious relationship with a woman who is desperate. In fact, I remember a long time ago there was one girl who had such a crush on me that she would text gnat the heck out of me.
She kept texting me to the point where it really started annoying me and I eventually had to say something to her. Because she seemed totally desperate and if I am going to be attracted to anyone it was going to be a woman who is smart, independent and NOT desperate. Now, a normal girlfriend should be excited about the prospect of going to a party with her boyfriend. Instead of being excited about the party you get angry at me for texting another girl and accuse me of cheating. You become so threatened by Tina that you forbid me to ever text another girl for the rest of my life. In my opinion, extreme jealousy has a direct correlation to a woman trying to control a man and nothing annoys a man more than a woman who tries to control him. I have only heard of one example of shadowing in my personal life but I have heard of multiple examples through this site which is why I know it exists. Shadowing- Becoming so dependent on another human being that you have to be around them all the time. If you are still a little confused when it comes to this concept don’t feel bad, it is a little complicated to grasp. When I was in high school a very long time ago I knew a guy that would get angry at his girlfriend for the dumbest things.
When I heard this I was baffled at why he would have to accompany her if she simply wanted to leave the room. What we have here is a case of someone who is so insecure that he wouldn’t even let his girlfriend leave the room without him.


Some of the more common forms of shadowing I have seen is the classic invasion of alone time. Look, sometimes men need their alone time where you aren’t constantly badgering them with questions or the latest drama that went on at work. Think about it, if your ex wanted to have a guys night out with his friends but you insisted on tagging along you were harassing him with unwanted attention which is technically the same behavior a stalker engages in. If you were so insecure that you couldn’t even let him have an hour on his own to recharge his batteries then you are technically defined as a talker. That means that every day whenever I read your comments on this site I can kind of get bummed out because, to me, it sometimes feels as if all I see are failed relationships. In other words, I am basically saying that the only time I would hang around other girls is if my girlfriend (you in this imaginary case) was there.
So, lets pretend that you are really insecure about other girls around me, even though I have proven to you multiple times that I am the most trustworthy man on the planet. In fact, you have become so insecure about other women that you constantly try to control me and basically order me to never talk to any of them ever again. In fact, most of the time by you controlling a man you push him to do the behavior you don’t want him to in the first place. Now that you have a pretty good idea of what clingy behavior is and why it annoys men lets take a look at what you are going to have to do in order to overcome that clingy behavior to have a chance at getting your ex boyfriend back. Now, before I get started on explaining what I mean by these four pillars I feel it is very important to discuss the point of what we are trying to accomplish here. The point of this section is to show you what you have to do in order to achieve that goal.
If the main goal that we are trying to accomplish here is overcoming your exes impression of you then it is probably a really good idea to figure out what that impression is. For example, if you and I dated each other and I was constantly telling you how I hated the fact that you were always trying to control me then you would know that the clingy behavior that you would really have to work on is to NOT be controlling. In other words, what we are trying to do here is to figure out what behaviors you exhibited that needs to change for you to even have a shot of getting him back.
While I never actually was in a relationship with this person (I never even went a date with her actually) she exhibited some super clingy behavior from the get go that made me immediately want to not talk to her. Any time I wouldn’t respond to a text message she would send she would grow frustrated and berate me with insults. I immediately classified her behavior as clingy and controlling and I did not want a presence like that in my life. They call, text or skype their ex so much that it can sometimes go beyond regular clingyness.
If you need a refresher on how creepy this can be take a look at the very first picture I posted on this page of the woman who called her ex 77,000 times after her breakup with him. A year or two ago one of my friends told me something really interesting about relationships. By being clingy and needy with phone calls or texts you are playing right into what they already believe is going to happen.
If I am being completely honest with you it annoys me when I see women begging for their exes back because to me that means they don’t know their own value.
So, rather than playing right into what he already believes is going to happen after a breakup (you getting all clingy with phone calls) I would recommend that you do the exact opposite of that. By doing a no contact rule for either 21 or 30 days (depending on the situation) you are going to accomplish two things. If you guessed the girl who tries to get her boyfriend back when he is not that angry then you guessed right.
I am going to be talking about this a lot more in-depth in the next section but for now I can give you a little teaser of whats to come. While you are using the no contact rule to give your ex time to cool down you can also be using it as a way to get rid of your clingy habits and reshape your image so that your ex no longer views you as clingy.
Self improvement is key if you don’t want to be looked at as clingy or needy anymore.
It’s funny, I was scrolling through Facebook the other day and noticed one of those overused motivational quotes that always seem to get shared. However, when you sit down and really peel back the layers you will find that, that quote has a flaw. Well, I take offense to that because I personally believe that self improvement should be something every human being should strive for. Now, I am not saying you should compromise your morals or do something your not comfortable with but I think it is completely ok to want to be a better version of yourself. Since this is a page dedicated to eliminating neediness lets focus on how you can improve yourself if your neediness is tied directly to your own insecurities. For example, we often get overly jealous because we are afraid our significant other might cheat on us. I mean, you can try to turn your feelings off as much as possible but in the end we are all human beings and not robots. So, what I would like to teach you is the method I try to employ when dealing with my own personal insecurities. I would have to say that without a doubt the biggest insecurity I have when it comes to relationships would be the fear of being cheated on. The very next day I found out that she started dating another guy, someone who she had been pursuing since I started pursuing her. While she didn’t cheat on me it was my first experience with deception and I did not like how it felt.
As I gained more experience in dealing with the opposite sex I learned more and more about how women could sometimes use deception to get away with things. Unfortunately, this site doesn’t help that insecurity at all when I come face to face with infidelity on a daily basis.
However, I figured out an excellent way to deal with this insecurity so it doesn’t make me exhibit clingy behavior. You see, the fear of infidelity can sometimes cause you to get jealous over unnecessary things. Whats even better is that I am using my insecurity to force me to set that type of high standard. You see, as long as I keep that standard so far out of reach for other men I have nothing to worry about because my significant other would literally have to be an idiot to stray. However, as you fell deeper into the relationship you slowly but surely started losing your hobbies.
Thought 1- It’s sweet that you can fall so deeply in love with someone that their passions become yours. Thought 2- It’s dangerous to fall so deeply in love that you lose yourself in that person. My name is Chris, and I help millions of women per year improve themselves, and get back with their ex boyfriends to finally have the life they dreamed of. Whether your father is it's technologically savvy or not, chances are his text messages are a mix of awkward questions and cheesy-yet-adorable dad humor. This Father's Day, celebrate some of the funniest moments in texting brought to you by dads below. When you say that you are over someone, you intend to say that you have forgotten someone and erased all his or memories from your mind.
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A smart girl kisses but never falls in love, listens politely, but never believes, and leaves long before she is left. Your shadow is evidence that you possess an Earthly presence; your soul is evidence that you also possess a Divine presence. Read some great quotes about narcissist and narcissism for those who have been in a relationship with one. More break up quotes, sad love sayings and broken heart inspirations can be found at these websites: DailyBreakupInspirations, Tigress Luv Sad Breakup Quotes, and on our facebook pages! I am in no competition with anyone else, I am in competition with my Yester Self and I Am Winning!!
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What it isn’t, is cutting contact and then sitting around trying to not have anymore thoughts about them. As I’d felt the health benefits after a week (seriously), tempting as it was to, for example, snaffle down a mince pie, I accepted that uncomfortable as it had been, overall I felt happier and better. It’s also part of the grieving and healing process to feel your feelings and process your thoughts so that you can draw conclusions, accept and move on.


Equally, I found that I made great strides in being happy when I stopped making my life about maintaining NC and instead made it about having a better life…while keeping my ex at bay. If a thought pops into your head, for all you know, it’s just your unconscious processing away and throwing something out. Baggage Reclaim is a guide to learning to live and love with self-esteem by breaking the patterns that stand in your way. I may have a moment here and there due to something I read, or a song I hear, but its only now moments out of my day.
This helped me take responsibility for my actions and not fall into victim mode, I was also grieving the loss as you (Natalie) talk about and was doing pretty well but not as well as I thought as the AC managed to worm his way back into my life and affections after about 3 months only to drop me from a great height and move on swiftly to another er victim, I mean lady!
For many months serious brain wattage was being burned up, and I thought it would never end. I had a bonafide LTR, title and everything that was just fantastic to be in, and our breakup was the best break up ever!
So much damage was done, my sense of self and self esteem was reduced to ashes and I needed to start again from scratch.
Its hard to lose the one you love, for me it was like a death and I needed to grieve as I would the death of any loved one. This fact was evidenced when I opened up my Facebook Page one afternoon and saw this meme posted by one of my subscribers,Want to Know EXACTLY How Likely You Are to Get Your ExBoyfriend Back, in Only 2 Minutes?
Essentially, what I am shooting for here is a way to wipe your slate clean with your ex so that you can give yourself the best shot of getting him back.
In this section I am going to talk a little about that but I will also be giving you the low down on all the negatives that go along with being clingy and needy. In fact, your jealousy got so bad that at one point you literally forbade me to talk to anyone of the opposite sex. It is rare to find someone who will explain why men react badly to clingy behavior but I am going to because I am a man and I know how I would react if someone got overly needy. They want a serious relationship with a woman who is confident enough to know that she actively chose to be with a guy. As our relationship wears on I begin to notice that you get jealous any time I mention another girl. In fact, if you ever catch me texting another girl throughout our relationship you threaten to break up with me. In some cases it is so extreme that you can’t even let them leave a room without you going by their side. I remember he once told me that when he was over at her house she left the room without him.
We need time to recharge sometimes before we can consume everything you want us to consume. If you feel the need to accompany him everywhere he goes then that is a form of shadowing and he isn’t going to appreciate it. Lately, in an effort to change this I have been reading up a lot about the most successful relationships so I can get some positivity back in my life which in turn will help me give out better advice. Whenever I am in a relationship with someone I don’t let anyone threaten that relationship. I feel this is an extremely rare quality in men now-a-days and it also says a lot about my character. Well, below you will find a graphic that i put together that will teach you how to overcome his reservations about taking you back because of your clingy nature. However, once the relationship has already commenced then the women take over from there and do everything in their power to keep the relationship going. In other words, they grow lazy and spoiled and get used to women doing everything for them. Well, I am of the mind that giving your ex space (after you have been clingy) is the smartest thing you can do.
Of course, when you shower a man with constant attention that attention is going to lose some of its value over time because he is going to get used to it.
The no contact rule is perfect for giving your ex boyfriend time to cool down which in turn is going to increase your chances to seem less clingy and also get him back.
How about the fact that a lot of women don’t believe they are good enough for their boyfriends so they shower them with too much attention which can be viewed as clingy. In fact, I became so frightened of being deceived that I started plotting out worse case scenarios in my head and trying to figure out if I would be able to survive if it ever occurred to me.
You see, it has the ability to make you a little paranoid and that can be extremely unhealthy. This means that for me I can sometimes get touchy when other men are introduced into the equation around my relationship. It’s not ok to just stop something that you love (your hobbies) to make room for all of your boyfriends or husbands hobbies.
We were in an on & off again relationship becaus, simply put, I was needy, clingy, controlling while he has always been uncertain about me. It is very difficult to come over your ex in case of a broken relationship which goes kaput.
What positives can you say to yourself to affirm the decisions and actions you’re undertaking?
It would be better to focus on returning to what you were being and doing before the panic arrived.
Whether it’s figuring out what’s going on in a troubling relationship, understanding you and self-care, or being more assertive, I’m here to help you guide you.
It didn’t work out but that is no reason to deny its exsistance or not to remember the good times. This evening I was feeling fed up because even though I will never try and make contact with him I still think about him everyday. It saddens me sometimes because we only dated for 2 months but I was caught up in such a whirlwind of extreme highs to an almighty low and to be still thinking about someone for this length of time considering the actual time we spent together is too long in my opinion. Then I had to get over the fact that before, during and after me they were sleeping around! I’m so glad I found BR because it would have taken 10x longer to get over it without BR.
It helps to read this because often all of the combined thoughts of saddness, anger, confusion, frusteration, longing, (longing for answers, for comfort, for revenge) it all gets so hard to deal with at once. I have been doing better during the day, and working on not talking about him to friends (to bring down the power I give him). You see, as a man I can tell you that, as weird as this is going to sound, I like a woman to be a little clingy or needy. On top of that you would literally get angry if I wouldn’t respond immediately to your texts.
However, if you have become so clingy or controlling that you literally have to go with them from room to room then that is a big issue. So, when you think back to you and your exes fights what was it about you that he was complaining about that could be classified as clingy. As a result, when a breakup occurs they almost expect that YOU are going to be the one that contacts them first begging for a second chance. So, rather than getting overly jealous I am always telling myself that I am setting such a high standard that no other man can compare. The break up struck me as a surprise because a few months before that he was telling me how he’d marry me.
It has been nearly three months since he disappeared without any explanation and I just keep thinking about him and the whole situation. I liked that you wanted to be around me all the time and I also liked that you texted me a lot. Unless you’re living in on another planet, even after a few minutes, you should become aware of the passage of time. I keep asking myself why is it that in the past I have dated and had relationships and have been able to get over them easily in a short space of time and move on? Whether you recognise that you’re going off on a thinking track after one or twenty thoughts, pull yourself back to reality instead of saying “Ah shag it! I will try not to use it as an excuse to dwell longer, because I’m just oh so good at that uncomfortable comfort zone, but again, thanks for being able to put it down on paper so well.




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