When speaking truth through language, often the best delivery is to get right to the point. If he isn't affectionate now, you won't believe how he will be when he is really sick of your shiat. My husband does know that I would divorce him if I could afford to and am only staying to give my stepdaughter a communal home until she graduates high school next year. I think it's nice when two people can skip right over the honeymoon period and go straight into the loveless marriage.
Dear on the fence,When he falls asleep, chop off his head and if it grows back by morning, he's the one.
If I had a boyfriend, I could read my book and go to bed being held by someone who would scare away the crazy (imaginary) gunman.
And maybe this is embarrassing – and I guess if we’re being honest here, maybe this is part of the reason I DON’T have a boyfriend. Leah Ruehlicke lives in a tiny apartment downtown Toronto with bad water pressure and an amazing book collection. Sign-up for our weekly newsletter and get the best of She Does the City in your inbox or follow us on Twitter and Facebook! You can to get this amazing graphic about Funny Quotes About Boyfriends And Girlfriends, right click on your mouse and choose "view image" and "save image as" to save this picture to your PC. Instead of talking about what to do in this situation or what to do in that situation I want to talk about what qualities you can exhibit that are more likely to increase your chances of re-attracting your ex. In other words, I am going to pull back the curtain and give you ultimate insight into the mind of the man.
When I research these articles I generally have a gauntlet that I often put my ideas through.
Here’s a picture of my gauntlet,Want to Know EXACTLY How Likely You Are to Get Your ExBoyfriend Back, in Only 2 Minutes? Well, it may very well be the most popular strategy that I talk about on Ex Boyfriend Recovery so of course it would! Well, that’s cause for alarm and may make me want to think twice about endorsing an idea.
And since we have formed a really amazing community here at EBR a lot of those people inform us on whether or not an idea worked or failed. So, with a strategy like the no contact rule we have found that over 70% of our successes (meaning a woman got her boyfriend back) utilized NC. The whole idea behind the gauntlet is to put every idea through a test so that we aren’t wasting your time.
This entire page is dedicated to teaching you about what qualities an ex boyfriend is drawn to in his ex girlfriend. However, instead of expecting you to follow me blindly I am going to peel back the layers and let you in on what I found via the gauntlet tests.
You see, there is a fundamental difference between how men and women often approach relationships.
But perhaps you need something a bit more scientific to drill this point home so I would like to introduce you to my research. It’s basically this psychology principle that states that whenever someone has a freedom taken away or is threatened to have that freedom taken away they are more drawn to having that freedom. Have you ever noticed that you can give a child a toy and they will get very excited about it for about ten seconds and then they get bored of it and move on to something else. In other words, when the child realized that their freedom of having that toy was taken away they were more drawn to the toy. Now, I realize that this is actually very difficult to make out but this is actually a screenshot of one of my independent studies where I looked directly at my successes and tried to determine what they did that worked versus what didn’t work.
This particular success is actually found on the brother site to this site, Ex Girlfriend Recovery. As you can see from my notes this particular guy begged for his ex girlfriend back a total of 3 times and essentially fell flat on his face every time. It wasn’t until he implemented the no contact rule, a tactic that forces your ex to chase after you to get a response that he started seeing some results. And here we have an example of a man who did not play hard to get and failed at getting his ex back. Instead, of giving a bit of build up on the madonna-whore complex I am just going to jump straight to my research. Now, before I get to explaining the concept there is something important that we need to talk about.
When you first read the words, “Madonna-Whore” complex what was the first thing you thought of? The MW complex revolves around the idea that a man can’t maintain sexual arousal while in the midst of a loving and committed relationship. I mean, am I really telling you that you need to become a whore to re-attract your ex boyfriend? Do you care to take a guess at where you need to fall if you want to have any chance of re-attracting an ex? Now, it’s still possible for a man to feel affection towards a Madonna but it will be more of a mother like affection. In other words, if you spoil him too much, do his laundry, dishes, cook for him, etc he is going to take you for granted and he will lose his physical attraction to you.
As a married man all I think half the time is how great it would be if my wife did my clothes.


So, I guess the main takeaway from the MW complex is that you shouldn’t act so saintly or perfect around a man. If you are familiar with my work on PRO then you would know that I recommend that you go on three dates with your ex before you make any serious moves about obtaining a commitment. The idea behind this is that each date slowly builds up attraction and will raise your chances of getting a man to ask you to be official again.
It can be deflating to your confidence and as much as I hate to admit this it happens quite often. Exes are terrified of getting serious with another ex (you.) So, take that knowledge and use it against him.
Tell him that you aren’t interested in jumping back into a relationship with both feet before he has the chance. Remember what I just told you about psychological reactance and how men hate having their “freedom” taken away? I had just gotten out of the shower and was back from a workout and she happened to be in the room. Simple, your ex boyfriend, in the back of his mind has a god complex… at least when it comes to his relationship with you. He thinks he will have this ultimate power over you where he can seduce you and get you to do anything he wants.
So, rather than doing what he has been conditioned to believe is true you are going to do the opposite.
It was basically written by a guy who was very nerdy and couldn’t get a girl to save his life.
I think this is a massive mistake because all you accomplish by doing this is looking like a total dweeb. Yes, you want to incorporate it but you probably need to incorporate it without saying something that will piss your ex off.
You essentially want to make your ex feel like he has a chance and then make him feel like he hasn’t. Let’s say that you have gotten very far into the ex recovery process and you are at the point where you are talking on the phone. You don’t say anything mean or do anything ridiculous that those pickup artists recommend you just ignore.
Now, if you haven’t caught on already the big theme behind attracting a man is constantly leaving him with this feeling that he has to chase you. Let’s pretend that I am consulting a woman named Cordelia who wants her ex, Bob, back. Now let’s say that I tell Cordelia that under no circumstances can she sleep with Bob before she successfully gets him back.
But what happens when they get what they want and they aren’t locked down in a relationship. Hell, just the other day I told my wife that I literally need her to hold me accountable to my work schedule. Without a relationship to hold a man to a structure he is going to try to sleep with new people. You are thinking that if you sleep with your ex he is going to have his passion for you re-ignited and he is going to want to be back in a relationship with you.
Usually what ends up happening is he tries to scam his way into having sex with you again but he won’t commit.
But when push comes to shove he doesn’t take any meaningful actions to lock you down in a relationship. Sleeping with an ex boyfriend prematurely BEFORE you get him back is a mistake because it gives him what he wants before he actually earns it. In a traditional relationship a man has to court a woman and get her to agree to be in a relationship with him before she decides to sleep with him. But by sleeping with an ex before he has earned the right to sleep with you, you are basically re-enforcing the idea that it’s ok for him to be friends with benefits with you. Well, it tells us that establishing an emotional connection before you have sex is very important for the survival of a relationship.
It also explains my theory above about how men can suddenly lose interest after getting sex too soon. This is the kind of crap that exes will pull all the time when they are in the midst of a FWB situation.
You see, often what ends up happening is the woman gets really upset because she is having sex with her ex without a relationship in place and she starts trying to push him to be in a relationship with her. Sometimes the smartest thing you can do to make a man fall for you is to find ways to make him feel like a superior specimen.
Looking back it’s kind of hilarious to me how pathetic I was but for the 18 year old version of Chris Seiter, women were not a strong point.
I was 18 years old when I convinced a girl to go out with me and I will never forget the first time I actually felt wanted by a girl. Eventually a really scary part of the movie came to pass and what’s the first thing my (then) girlfriend did?
It was an indirect way of her acknowledging that I was someone who she would trust enough to make her feel better.
Funny Off Topic Story: When I was 20 years old I went with my best friend, Wes, to watch a midnight showing of a scary movie.
If you can find these clever little ways of making your ex boyfriend feel good like that then you are going to be in a very good position for making him raise his attractiveness level towards you.


If you see a bug, like a cockroach, freak out (even if it doesn’t scare you) and run over to him and make him kill it.
Yet I am more of a statistics person and wherever I looked I had trouble finding any studies done on this. Don’t get me wrong, I am sure someone out there has done a study on this before but I just had trouble finding it.
According to an article posted by Forbes, compliments is the social equivalent of receiving money. Well, according to the study posted on Forbes the brain looks at compliments as the social equivalent of receiving money.
My name is Chris, and I help millions of women per year improve themselves, and get back with their ex boyfriends to finally have the life they dreamed of. Tomorrow is my very last day of nc and I have really bad anxiety so I am really panicking about what to text my ex.
He also tends to be paranoid that I'm interested in every guy that I talk to, so I don't want to give him any more reasons to be angry and feel justified in his disrespect toward me.There are a lot of funny things in and about this article. If you were compatible you'd have considered yourself married anyways after about a year, and an actual wedding would just be a formality.
I just know it’s going to be one of those books that hooks you to the point you can’t separate your real life from this fictional one. After I’m done, they can leave if they so choose and I’ll go back to my life of uninterrupted plans and beautiful friendships and hogging the sheets as much as I want. But, embarrassing or not, I think it’s quite a compliment to the author that her unread book has impacted my life this much. Guys can serve other purposes, but perhaps the whole relationship issue and assumptions of the past need to be redressed, now that women are achieving economic and sexual equality and independence (at least in this country), and can conceive without a male present.
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Nope, there are two more tests that the gauntlet will throw at it to determine if it’s an idea worth pursuing.
Now, I am no math wiz but when you add the numbers up that means that over 7.2 million people come to this website every single year. In other words, I am going to show you all of my findings in addition to letting you in on the qualities that attract men.
Women are very concerned with establishing a committed relationships while men are concerned with the thrill of getting into a new relationship. But if another child comes around and picks up the toy that they just got bored with all of a sudden they are very interested in having that toy back.
I realize that we are talking about men in this article but what I found with this success story can directly apply to what I am talking about so I am going to use it. You are depriving him of his freedom to have you (psychological reactance.) And once that freedom has been taken away he is going to go batshit crazy trying to get it back. Honestly, the best use of reverse psychology that I have seen relating to exes is the example I gave above about nipping an exes fears of getting serious in the bud. You are going to make him feel like you are in the drivers seat as opposed to him being there. However, throughout the book he undergoes this physical and emotional transformation after meeting and hanging out with a society of pickup artists. Assuming you and your ex were together for quite some time I am guessing that the two of you slept together at some point.
Unfortunately, Cordelia doesn’t heed my advice and she begins to notice one of two things happening. Now, something tells me that right before your relationship ended with your ex you weren’t giving him too many compliments.
Well, about an hour into the movie there was a part that made the girl next to him jump and she grabbed on to Wes’ arm very tightly. Therefore it makes sense that a man who receives a lot of compliments from a woman is going to be happier than a man who receives no compliments from a woman.
And I know myself well enough to know that by the time I get home and dive into reading it, it’ll be dark and late and the floorboards will start creaking and I’ll convince myself that tonight is the night someone smashes through my window and puts a gun to my head. So, you end up spiralling into this endless cycle of sleepless nights and cancelled plans and then you come home to a night in and, because you’re home, end up READING and embark on yet another night of tossing and turning and lying there staring at the window, waiting to be killed. It has made me question my values, reschedule my daily routine and prioritize a part of my life that doesn’t deserve priority. Certainly in light of the divorce rate and custody battles, the "lifetime commitment contract" of marriage needs to be re-examined with separate contracts for parental responsibilities, which are sort-of in place now but in an ad-hoc, confrontational way.
It wasn’t until he started implementing a way to get his ex to chase him that he started seeing results.
Relationships, especially between the sexes, are changing rapidly but the laws and social pressures are not keeping pace. Look, call me insensitive, rude, horrible or whatever other bad adjectives you can think of but the truth is that men are hardwired to want to have lots of sex.
I hope you find someone to ease your fears, and maybe even offer some side benefits that will enhance your life rather than just complicate it. You never have to share the remote or do anyone else’s dishes or let someone make you late because they’re taking an overwhelmingly long shower.




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