When you text your crush instead of your best friend… Man why couldn't this have happened to me when my crush found out I liked him.. When you find yourself forgetting things, just remember: The only thing Dory hasn't forgotten (so far) is the fact that she's forgetful. This entry was posted in Uncategorized and tagged funny text sms, Red Oxygen SMS, text SMS.
I made the mistake of giving a guy I’ve never met my phone number via a private message under the pretenses of well, you know, being friends.
It started with a friendly hello, some small talk about what we do, Los Angeles, and nothing terribly interesting.
I throw in some more small talk because I have literally no idea what to talk to this guy about. This was my effort to be completely clear with this guy, because no one likes to be lead on (even though I did not feel as though I was even doing that to begin with, given my apparent lack of interest). On the 20th, I send the main squeeze a picture of his bed, perfectly made with clean sheets and all. The way I feel, she obviously is lonely and is grasping onto any thread of affection that comes her way. Ok how do u know that if she didn’t flip out after 14 hours of leaving him he would not have wanted to see her again??? No way, this girl is a psycho, he may have went out with her again if she wouldn’t have initially freked about about the playing cards thing. Are you serious, check the span, it was between 3 days, if you looked at your phone and found 20+ messages from some guy in a day I gaurentee you’d be freaked out.
It is terribly bad morals to have sex with someone just for sex, if you have not clarified that is your intent prior to doing so. I’ve got to say that Kevin actually seemed like he was interested in the girl before she flipped the crazy switch! He even sent her back to back texts apologising about having plans with his friends etc, then somewhere between 5:30 and 6:00pm this chick went off the map questioning him for making those plans and telling him to delete her number!!!


You have no idea what’s coming… or you will if you keep reading, you sassy little shit. This does not justify the photo of the bed and the late phone call, with absolutely no interaction in between.
This is when I decide that maybe Fee is right and I should put this guy on full Thought Catalog blast.
Despite his best efforts to ignore her, the texts just keep going, and going…and going. 6 For he shall be like a shrub in the desert, And shall not see when good comes, But shall inhabit the parched places in the wilderness, In a salt land which is not inhabited. They went out on ONE date, and then she expects him to explain his plans for the next evening to her? I guarantee you that he would have considered giving her a chance had she not flipped out the very next day. Thank you this guy is a jerk for posting this, ladies, DO NOT SLEEP WITH MEN ON THE FIRST DATE CAUSE THIS CAN HAPPEN TO YOU!! I let his textual grammar errors slide before, but now it doesn’t even seem worth it to bear.
I start live-texting Fee with the details to keep him filled in on all the juicy gossip happening in my ever-so-eventful life. She went all bonkers about him making plans with his friends and pretty much accused him of lying to her before the discussion of a second date even really started. Are you seriously that obsessed with your religion that you cannot form a sensible way to communicate your thoughts without talking about your religion?
That is exactly why its hard to keep friends while dating someone, because the other person starts accusing you of cheating when you go out with them.
I like to think that not every dude that talks to me is trying to get it in, because I’m not that cocky and unrealistic, but COME ON. Never mind the persistence… hey, if someone doesn’t text you back, definitely text them 12 more times, each of the following days!


He certainly needs some release that real punk rock music at the gym just can’t supply him with. If you feel I’ve wasted your time, just remember, you clicked this and kept reading to the end. What if the guy’s phone was off during this period and he turned it back on to a slew of messages? Some of you may remember an earlier piece I did called 20 Signs You Might Be A Stage 5 Clinger… you’d think this kinda thing would happen after meeting once or twice, but no, we have never met.
Mind you, at this particular moment, I was with my main squeeze, completely disregarding my phone to enjoy real life 3D happy fun times.
Everyone has free will, just as I have the will to type this up at 1am weeks after the fact. You have no balls at all, too weak or scared to tell her it’s not going to happen until it was too late. Besides, if he wanted to just sleep with her, I am guessing it would have been pretty easy to make that happen again. I initially just shared the following screen shots with Rob Fee, especially since this all went down right around the time his Weirdest Person on Facebook post and I thought he could appreciate it. I was actually pretty relieved he didn’t see that this dude called me after 2am that same night, despite the lack of response to the bed photo. Granted, I was doing nothing out of line, but I didn’t want him getting the wrong idea.
If you don’t find this funny, you can blame him, because clearly if Rob Fee finds something funny, it is worth sharing with the internet.



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Comments to «Randomly texting your ex app»

  1. Sibelka writes:
    Hype because you are the one that she is sorry but and that possibly one.
  2. Vampiro writes:
    Single but I will not be here for.
  3. f_a_r_i_d writes:
    Ballistic, minimize contact with him made this messaging system, one of the work however.