Breaking up with a clingy, obsessive significant other is a process marked by stage after stage of mind games and desperate entreaties to stay together. We might finally have an answer thanks to a recent call with a Comcast representative that was recorded by a customer trying to disconnect his service. Remember: The quotes below are taken from a real conversation with a real Comcast representative that can be heard here. Your ex: "Everything was so, so, so amazing between us and nothing was ever bad when we were together. Your ex: "Even though there couldn't possibly be anything wrong with me that’s causing this break up, if there was, just hypothetically speaking, what might that be? Website a€?Today I Learn Something Newa€? has put up a humorous chart that would help you decipher the coded speech of British people.
As you scroll down the list, you would realize that the British are not really the kind who say exactly what they meana€”in fact, they often say the exact opposite of what they mean.


See the full chart belowa€”British readers, do you agree with this a€?guidea€?, or is this just another case of funny but wildly inaccurate national stereotyping?
Our goal is to help you by delivering amazing quotes to bring inspiration, personal growth, love and happiness to your everyday life.
You can decide for yourself which is a bigger pain, but to make it easier we've transcribed some of the conversation to a medium more fitting for break-ups in 2014: the text message.
I promise you're gonna miss me being there, putting up with you, refusing to give up on you.
Your ex may at least have had some valid points: You did enjoy your time together and at one point, you could have believed their claims.
While a person that you shared an emotional connection with probably deserves some explanation about why you're breaking up, Comcast does not. At least your ex hopefully had a few more dynamic qualities to offer beyond download speed and broadband width.


And unlike your ex, now it just sounds like Comcast is going to start screwing you a whole lot less.
As much as we LOVED that time we ordered "I Know Who Killed Me" on demand, the repeated gaps in service really weren't that sweet.
Because even if nobody's bluffing here, your ex isn't going to keep billing you until you return their cable box with remote. The fact that it was our ex's idea to order a movie starring 2007 Lindsay Lohan doesn't get Comcast off the hook either.



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