In any case, 50th birthdays are big events for most people, and it can be hard to think of an appropriate birthday gift.
To get you started, here are some of my favourite ideas for 50th birthday gag gifts, along with some funny 50th birthday quotes and sayings that you could write in an accompanying card. Feel free to get creative and use the ideas on this page as a springboard to generate your own great 50th birthday gag gifts. My mother bought a bunch of door numbers from the local hardware store and made a garden chime for my Aunty's 50th birthday present.
Sadly the sign generator has disappeared, but fortunately for you he kept the signs he made.

As a side note, isn't it perplexing when you offer someone a compliment on their mustache and then suddenly she's not your friend any more? I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry.
You can buy badge-making kits at your local craft store, or just make a sign that can be attached with a safety pin. This file is in Microsoft Word format, so you can customise the certificate as much as you like. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down.

Do a google search for "on this day in 1966", and find out what was actually happening on the day that they were born!

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