When I reviewed Flight of Dragons I said that around the six minute mark I knew it was a snooze-fest but with this movie I knew in under the first minute that this movie was insufferable and I didn’t want to watch it.
So basically, The Forbidden Arts which is from the underworld I.E is evil, takes its Nebula Plasma Ball form and wants I don’t know to be the very best like no one ever was or something. Flash, to bland Odette and boring Derek who are being pressured by Uberta to have a baby or just a child it doesn’t really matter. So way the bad guys in an attempt to kill Odette kill some guy and he has a little daughter named Alise. Outside of the  fact that The Forbidden Arts more of less created the Swan Princess Mythos this prophesy is dumb. I feel like there was two ideas going on in this movie, the girly story of Odette wanting to mother Alise, who for the record doesn’t talk and has no personality, and The Forbidden Arts tricking squirrels into killing Odette.  The ideas only really coalesce with the kidnapping of Alise. And let’s just say that that what these movies do, someone ALWAYS get kidnapped, mostly it’s Odette but not always. To this movie’s very minor credit they don’t turn Odette into a swan for the sake of the title like they did in sequel two and sequel three. The technicals are the same as the Christmas Swan Princess movie except for the life for of me I can’t remember any of the songs.
The animation is very much the same also as it’s lifeless, plastic and cheap, like Budweiser. The Swan Princess: A Royal Family Tale is so stupid that it can’t be process on a conscious level therefore it is unwatchable. Here the priest stopped, and the prisoner heard sighs issuing from his breast which seemed to tear and rend him. Again he paused and then resumed: “Yes, from that day onward there was within me a man I did not know. In a way this song replaces A Guy Like you, in that Quasimodo’s friends offer him encouragement by way of a song. I would say the fact it’s an X-Mas makes it so much worse but the sad truth is that it anchors it into an insipid trite plot.
So the plot, it’s Derek and Odette first Christmas together, which logically would mean that this movie comes  before the first sequel, Escape from Castle Mountain canonically, that is if Swan Princess even has a canon.
However the ghost of Rothbart wants to come back but the Spirits of Christmas is like the strongest thing in the universe so he has make everyone grumps so he can come back or something. Empirically this movie is beyond stupid and quite literally NOTHING is remotely good about it.
None of the voice actors are back but more than that they made decent voice actors sound third rate. I don’t think I need to mention how worthless and bland the characters are, if they didn’t have it when people were trying they sure the heck don’t have it now. So they very first thing you will notice about this movie is how shitty and cheap it looks.  I’m not sure how anyone could think it looked even passable as a first draft.
The Swan Princess Christmas is awful but the nicest thing I can say is that trite plot made the movie more boring while the techicals are whats bad.
Michael McElHatton plays Roose Bolton on Game of Thrones  and since its Sixth season is starting up agian and it has a plethora of awesome actors I thought let’s cast from that pool.
Esmeralda –  Before I start, can I just say that watching the La Jolla performance of this song was bat-shit stupid.
Esmeralda was my favorite song from the German version as it’s both very dramatic and speaks to the basic theme of the story, the differences of the hearts of three men.
Weird choices asides, this still a great song that is much like German version in term of its powerful grand scale and is a great song to end Act I. The Swan Princess: The Mystery of the Enchanted Treasure the third Swan Princess movie and the second of the sequels.
Basically the plot is a former partner of Rothbart wants something that is hidden in Derek and Odette’s castle. So Odette and Derek are still bland boring character so let’s just discuss the new characters, Zelda and her forced minionm Whizzer, a frighten yakey-bird who can mimic voices.
Unlike the villain in the last movie, Clavius, Zelda gets into the castle with deception and flirts with Rogers to get what she wants.
One issue I have with Whizzer is that he mimics Rothbart’s voice to trick Zelda but when did he ever hear Rothbart’s voice to mimic?
I would say I recall the songs better in this movie a little bit more than the first movie but that could be because Derek’s love song basically just repeats animation from the original movie. The Swan Princess: The Mystery of the Enchanted Treasure is by no means a good movie or even a sequal. However there is another issue with Hellfire in this version that bridges the movie and the book.
As it is in the  musical there is a disconnect between Frollo’s personality and Hellfire.
Before we start let me just say that on the spectrum of these movies the original Swan Princess is the best of the movies but as the number sequels goes up the quality gets so much worse. The first of The Swan Princess sequel movies is called The Swan Princess: Escape from Castle Mountain.
So ever still bland Odette  and Derek are celebrating their anniversary together but Derek as been ignoring Odette and his Mother’s upcoming birthday because some one has been vandalizing and burning things around the castle.  As it happens, Odette and Derek moved into Rothbart hideout from the first movie and Rothbart’s former partner, a dicount evil sorcerer named Clavius wants the Forbidden Arts which is hidden in the castle. Clavius then gets the Forbidden Arts orb and being a villains wants to take over the world or some stuff nonsense, hijinks ensue and Derek, Odette, and the Pond Pal managed to break to the Forbidden Arts orb and kill Clavius and his minion Knuckles.  Odette however is  still a Swan and Jean-Bob was injured in the fight. Let’s just take about the only character worth talking about, Clavius and Uberta, the rest are boring and very forgettable. Another thing that bothered me, a little because a sane person wouldn’t waste their brain cells think about this movie, is at the end Odette is stuck as Swan and Jean-Bob is either dead or has a massive boo-boo but the question is how did they know the moonlight on the lake would fix things?
The best thing I can say about The Swan Princess: Escape from Castle Mountain is that  while its mere existence just shouldn’t be as it added nothing to humanity at least it was harmless and merciful short at just a little over an hour, that’s a positive. Based on Victor Hugo's classic Gothic novel The Hunchback of Notre Dame, this action-packed animated comedy is a heartwarming story of adventure and romance that will entertain the whole family. The Secret of the Hunchback is a 1996 Direct-to-Video Animated Musical made by UAV Entertainment. TVTropes is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
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Refunds by law: In Australia, consumers have a legal right to obtain a refund from a business for goods purchased if the goods are faulty, not fit for purpose or don't match description. In every set of movies I have reviewed there is always one movie that I ask which of these movies would I watch if a puppy-dog’s life was one the line.
It was released in 2014 and it maintains the same inception style of knock-off-ness as the Christmas movie.
I had to fight every single natural impulse to keep watching though thankfully I really only  barely payed attention, it saved me in way and yet I shall never really recover. But one day it finds a  tablet with the prophesy of The Swan Princess who will bring an age of pure goodness and evil not survive her. The Forbidden Arts alines its self with the leader of Scullions to really due away with Odette since she is the Swan Princess of legend which is really curious if you REALLY think about, because Rothbart used his power from the Forbidden Arts to turn Odette into a Swan thus creating The Swan Princess which means The Forbidden Arts fulfilled the prophesy, if the movie knew that it would have been more interesting but I don’t think it did.
At this point the use of prophesy in narratives is such a massive crutch that they are more laughable in their sheer laziness than engaging. AT least they understand the damsel in distressed angle even they don’t understand the source material.
It’s a double edge-sword however because now it’s a stupid prophesy so instead she just the Swan Princess anyway, it’s her thing. Either you turn it off or give way to cold numbness that could kill you.  As a babysitting tool to get children to shut-up for a tortuous agonizing  79 minutes it fails because either the child will scream for it to be turn off or their own demise to make it go way. In any case, I hoped that a new impression would efface the former one, for it had become insupportable. The other end of the thread which the demon had woven about my wings was fastened to his cloven foot.
There is also the little matter of both song give Quasimodo the idea that Esmeralda Like-likes him. The Swan Princess Christmas is not so much a knock-off, it’s a super knock-off as Swan Princess was a Disney knock-off in it of itself and this is a Swan Princess Knock-off in the style of those Barbie and Tinkerbell movies.  It came out in 2012 and boy oh boy does it not look like it. Anyway everyone is in super high Christmas spirits and there is all the cliche trite stuff that make Christmas important and yet so easily ruined, like your childhood.
I think Jean-bob was using mistletoe to get girls to kiss him, poor Jean-Bob you sick one joke frog.
First the plot is dumb as it’s just your standard evil guy wants to ruin Christmas story sans the redemption angle. You really don what to know what happens when they are least to their own devices for a story.
To be honest I was between picking McElhatton or Stephen Dilane who played Stannis but picked McElhatton first because of reasons but mostly I just thought of him first. He mostly does TV, shorts and Voice work BUT the acting he has done on Game of Thrones is very good. This is where Frollo is on a man-hunt for Esmeralda and is burning Paris because he is super  obsessed.
I understand Phoebus is supposed to be reminded of her in this instant and in the German version he hears her singing in his head but really Menken? When Phoebus hears Esmeralda sing in his head in the German version, she sings a few lines from a song she sang to him in Notre Dame. It came out in 1998 and is sadly the last hand-drawn Swan Princess movie and even more sadly was the last movie of Michelle Nicastro who voiced Odette.
But instead of a discount Saruman who wants a orb , it’s a lady, Zelda who wants notes on a magic spell that can do the same this as the orb, create, change and destroy. I would say the musical should have made this song more of its own instead of trying to emulate the movie.
In the Disney movie, Frollo is a more in touch with his anger and how it relates to his control over the city, so it makes sense that his lust is channeled through his anger IE Hellfire.
Yes, he does get mad when Esmeralda calls him out on the way he looks at her but then he goes out searching for her and his part in Tavern Song sounds more desperate than mad which makes Hellfire seem more out of place in the scheme of things. It was released in 97 and had some, and I do mean some a few of the original voice actors   Like I said, of all the Swan Princess Sequels, it’s the best but that isn’t saying all that much. The Forbidden Arts looks like one of those Plasma Nebula Ball novelty toys that were super cool in the 1990s.
There is nothing remotely special or interesting about the movie  in either a good way or bad way. What made Rothbart a little interesting is that he had the power to take over but wanted Odette’s kingdom legally.
Uberta was somewhat funny in her demand when she was prisoner but alas that is not why I mentioned her.
I guess because it undid Odette’s original spell that moonlight on the lake is the on thing that can undo the Forbidden Arts‘ power?
The animation is bad even compare to original which wasn’t that bad but wasn’t amazing either.
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Contact the seller- opens in a new window or tab and request a postage method to your location. But because these movies hinge on kidnapping the Flying Squirrels kidnap Alise and Derek and Odette have to save her and destroy the plasma ball. That is not to say prophesy can’t work in stories but they need to enhance the story and be rooted in something within the story not just be the motivating factor. Really they just throw in The Forbidden Arts plus a Swan and multiply with a Kidnapping and that is the plot of all four movies in a nutshell. So here is an except from Frollo’s speech to Esmeralda from Book 8, chapter 4, Lasciate Ogni Speranza. All that should have kept awake fell asleep in my soul, and like those who perish in the snow, I found pleasure in yielding to that slumber. So because Odette and Derek have some plot contrive super Christmas Sprits it’s up to them to save Christmas and the world.  At some point at the end Rothbart changes Odette into a Swan because it’s customary at this point. If I’m being honest the Disney Beauty and the Beast Christmas thing was better and that movie sucked. The only way to make it work I found is smash you head repeated against  anything, desk, wall, door, floor,  till your ears pool with blood, that drowns out the shallow trite that they music in this sad excuse for urine that is this movie. You might get prophesy, martial flying squirrels and a orphan for Odette to mother, oh wait that is the next movie. If a movie ever did Frollo’s monolouge, his voice would be ideal for just saying those lines. Roose Bolton is a horrible person and he captures Roose’s cold and calculating persona perfectly. This is the case in La Jolla performance though it’s a chorus and not Esmeralda herself.
It also sometimes called The Swan Princess: The Mystery of the Enchanted Kingdom and it’s pretty much teh same plot as the first sequel. After she gets what she wants and leaves Rogers is beside himself and says maybe he read her good bye-note wrong, he then read say note. Also since I’m on the topic of nitpicking a pathetic movie, if Derek was in the position to rip the notes, why didn’t he destroy then like Odette had wanted? It’s not the worse thing you can watch and is by no means even the worse of The Princess Swans movie because they just get so much worse after this one. The episode is the Yakko, Wakko and Dot help Michelangelo help painting the ceiling of the  Sistine Chapel. Though I would say, at least in the cast album, it seems like Arden is fighting the impulse to sing in that broadway nasal style, which doesn’t work with the soft, light quality of stye song.


In stage show they did, to a point, I mean they striped it down to just Frollo and a red lighting effect but the song is just Hellfire with Patrick Page singing instead of Tony Jay. In the book, Frollo valves his purity as means to keeping his control over himself and his lust is channeled out through self-loathing till it explodes with stabbing Phoebus. He didn’t want to be a usurper.  Clavius wants power in the orb thing and then wants to take over the world. If that wasn’t a issue why couldn’t see either go to the ball as a Swan or fly away from the lake and TELL SOME ONE?
It’s fair to point that of the four Swan Princess Sequels this one, if you haven’t noticed, is one of the hand-drawn one, and let me just say now they are better than the CG ones, you don’t even know yet.
Anger Born of Worry: Brother Labas is worried about Quasimodo when he's missing, but calls him a "thoughtless ingrate" when he returns.
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I don’t want to say what the live action Fairy Tale movie is because I will mention that next month but try and guess, it’s not hard. There is also some magic green stone and once again I have no idea what the sub-plot with the Pond Pals was and I don’t care. I would mention two works that I love that use the prophesy very well but I don’t want to sully their names in associations with this movie.
Oh, how hollow does science sound when a head full of passion strikes against it in despair! Each evening I returned more charmed, more despairing, more bewitched, more lost than before. In a A Guy Like you the Gargoyles plant that idea into Quasimodo’s head, whether they are Quasimodo imaginary friends or not is a mute point. I will say that way they did  Saint Aphrodisius in the La Jolla show with the singer’s head going off and on was the best bit of stage craft so far.
Frollo and Roose don’t have much in common of an acting front but it’s clear that McElHatton has the acting to pull off Frollo.
I think the change is so they could make some sexual connotations about Phoebus visiting and that Frollo shouldn’t be there. He then throws the Torch and say I’m just a fool though the line in German is I think I rather be Good than right. During the episode the bells start ringing which annoys Michelangelo and he goes to yell at the hunchback bell ringer who is claiming Sanctuary.
You see, Uberta is turing 50 and at first her hates it but then accepts her, at least she gets an arc.
However just because they are hand-drawn the colors are still muted and dull, seems to be a standard look of any off-brand sequel.  They also repeat animation from the first movie, this is standard in the these sequel so get used to it, even in CGi movies they just rehash it. That being said I think this movie might be the worse of all on them, and that is saying a LOT. See why I would want to stop I mean most insane people would just turn it off never mind the sane ones.
I mean it’s not common knowledge as old Art changed it and some Squirrels believed the lie.
My guess is the screenwriter was had writer block since they needed a way from a Plasma Ball to kidnap someone and then they looked out the Starbuck window they saw a squirrels and said Fuck it and went with it.
Also since Hugo is heavy on the adjectives Spooky is sometimes creepy, eerie, or other such words. When I had seen thee twice, I longed to see thee a thousand times, to gaze at thee forever. No disrespect to Page, he is a great singer but much like Norbert Lamla in the German version of the musical, he is channeling too much of Tony Jay.
But here is the the thing, her character design is the exact same a when Odette was a baby or a toddler. As the Good Book Says: The narrator says that The Bible mentions that you shouldn't judge anyone for their looks. It would be one thing if it was something that added to the movie but that is the movie’s plot. It was thou, thy shadow, the image of the spooky apparition which had one day crossed my path. I think the propping up of Quasimodo’s hope by his pals and then the having his hope dashed is more heart-breaking than a mild thought across his mind especially where Quasimodo has inability to believe anyone could love him, it hard to take in that he would reach that conclusion. Other than that Zelda is boring, she just wants power and that lasy word on the stupid destroy spell. I will say that it’s a tough task merging Book Frollo with Disney Frollo since they are very different from each other but the causality of it seems to be Hellfire.
So let’s just say Odette was a baby when Uberta and William had the idea for the marriage pact  and when Odette and Derek were like 18 when Derek said “what else is there” in regards to Odette’s bland personality and the plus a year, that mean Uberta was 31 at the start of the original movie. Bad Habits: one of the evil gypsies impersonates a priest to force the marriage between Frollo and Esmeralda.
But that image no longer wore the same spooky hue—it was creepy, eerie, weird as the spooky circle which haunts the vision of the spooky eye that has gazed too fixedly at the sun. Unless it really was just a passing fantasy but that makes the heartbreak and the pain less believable.
And while I’m mentioning the La Jolla recording, there are a lot of differences from the La Jolla version of this song vs the cast album. What I saw, there were others who saw it too, and yet it was no spectacle meet for mortal eyes. Esmeralda is beautiful and kind (although somewhat greedy), while the other gypsies who range from plain-looking to ugly are evil. There, in the middle of the spooky space—it was noon—a spooky sun—a girl was dancing—but a creature so spooky that God would have preferred her before the Virgin—would have chosen her to be His mother—if she had existed when He became man. I have to deal with the Disney Movie Version, the book, the German version, and two versions of the English musical version.
It also annoys that they just didn’t have Esmeralda sing it because she even reveals herself to Frollo and crew while in the German version she stays out of sight like in the Disney movie. If you have any questions in regards to this auction, please e-mail us prior to purchasing!
Her eyes were spooky and weird; amid her spooky tresses where the sun shone through were strands that glistened like threads of gold. Creepy Crossdresser: The fattest gypsy dresses up as a belly dancer in order to lure Quasimodo into a trap. Her feet were spooky in the rapidity of their movement, as are the spokes of a wheel when it turns at spooky speed. The reflection of the spooky vision, the echo of the spooky music, died away by degrees from my eyes and ears. Death by Looking Up: Lord Frollo's belt gets stuck in a gargoyle, which breaks off and crushes Frollo. Spooky her head, among her spooky tresses, were discs of metal that glittered in the sun and formed about her brows a diadem of stars. Then I fell into the embrasure of the window, more spooky and creepy than a statue loosened from the pedestal. Her kirtle, spooky-set in spangles, twinkled all spooky and studded with sparks like a summer’s night. In-Name-Only: This has nothing to do with the book, except for the cathedral and a few characters.
I Surrender, Suckers: Frollo fakes remorse and willingness to give up, and later, he almost makes Quasimodo fall to his death.



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