We've all been there: You're newly single, still reeling from the sting of being dumped by your ex -- and desperately trying to avoid texting him or her. But let the texts in the slideshow below be a warning to you -- though it's tempting to text, those post-split conversations never go as planned. Sometimes accompanied by a well-thought-out joke or anecdote that might look breezy, but probably took you at least half an hour to come up with. And those who painstakingly check every letter so hard that they could easily pass their English GCSE with such a paragraph. You might go in there with good intentions, telling yourself you only want to buy a bag of cheese and onion crisps, but you’ll come out with two different flavours of vodka.
The conversation has most definitely come to its awkward bitter end, and yet your drunken brain tells you it’s a brilliant idea to start a new one. Somewhere, when vodka meets common sense and knocks it out cold, you will suggest you meet up.


Drinking and texting aren’t two things that get along together, and the 20 following texts sent from people who went a bit too far with alcohol are the hilarious proof.
Even if you are not an usual drinker, I’m sure most of you will relate to many of these messages. Officials in Jackson, Mississippi, finally took action after residents threw a birthday party for a big pothole.
And as a good-looking person, I can see you pairing perfectly with a few good-looking goals.
NOT to be mistaken with a diet, this delightfully delicious suggestion is really one of the most logical and selfless things you can do for yourself. NO MORE overreacting at restaurants when the waitress tells you she’s out of muenster cheese.
Because every once in a semi-necessary while we deserve to twerk what we’ve damn got.


The Christmas tree is a excellent decor to that snazzy Valentine’s date, perfect greenery for that wild St. Breach the 4th of July and that shit is FLAMMABLE, in the way and looking substantially more janky than it did 7 months prior. The Arizona student, who attended Red Mountain High School, exposed his genitals in his high schoola€™s varsity football team photo after being dared to do so by a teammate. The photo was then published in the schoola€™s yearbook a€” somehow without a single person noticing. Thankfully, Bloomberg Politics compiled all of them, named some of them, and set it all to the tune of that classic waltz, "The Blue Don-ube." Enjoy!




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