If you are in a relationship, you’ll probably agree that mobile phones and women just don’t go together.
Yes, the battery tends to die, that is why the phone makes that irritating sound near the end of its life – it’s literally crying out like a shrieking little baby to be fed. I don’t feel like going to the office every day but I do, so that you can stay at home and watch your Humsafar, while I pay the bills.
Knowing that a gossiping session between female friends normally lasts for three hours, I think I will call back when the emergency I was having is over.
Women seem to hate their cell phones and yet when it comes to letting out all that anger you have against us, you use the SMS (short messaging service) as an LMS (lecture messaging service).
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The emergence of free messaging apps has led to a drop in wireless carriers’ text-messaging revenue in the past few years, but texting continues to be the key to their business plans, an analyst says.
Indeed, mobile subscribers had to pay up to 20 cents to send a text message or were required to pay for a monthly package. WhatsApp has become one of the world’s top five most downloaded mobile apps, and since it is available on all platforms, the owners say the app facilitates the transmission of over a billion messages per day.


Digitcom, established in 1991, sells and supports Avaya, NEC, Cisco, and Nortel voice & data solutions, including the Avaya Partner, IP Office, and Communications Manager (S8300 ), Cisco Unified Communications Manager, and Unified Communications Manager Express (and UC500), and Nortel Norstar, and BCM 200, BCM 400, and BCM 450. Remember the Nokia phone I recommended to you that has a seven day battery life, but you wanted to go for the oh-so-amazing-iPhone-that-requires-charging-after-every-12 hours? At the end of the day all I expect is for you to pick up that little gadget you begged me to get you – also referred to as a cell phone and my-constant-state-of-misery-in-trying-to-get-in-touch-with-you. So let me get this straight, you can hear our neighbor whisper something about your cooking or dressing from the other side of the house but you can’t hear the phone ring from your bag? Why would you have enough money for that, after all of it is rightly spent on the clothes that you need for every occasion because the previous ones simply disintegrate after you wear them once, just like the message in every Mission Impossible movie.
Considering they’re the worst damn ones I’ve ever seen, the terrible texts on this list can be considered the the creme de la crap. See the funniest YouTube videos, pictures and images online or chat with Smosh readers in our online forums. As a study by the media and telecom consultancy Lemay-Yates Associates highlights, more than 50% of iPhone and BlackBerry owners use the pre-installed native messaging app. In fact, its ability to send unlimited free messages locally and internationally pushed it to No.
According to data released last month by the Canadian Wireless Telecommunications Association (CWTA), consumers’ use of paid texting services is continuing to rise.


On monthly data plans, wireless players on average collect $39 for a 500 MB plan, $58 for 1GB plan and $75 for more than 2GB per month.
They’re even connected to Twitter and Facebook on the go, but when it comes to picking up the phone when you need to talk to them, they are incognito, untraceable and off the radar. By "worst," I mean both hilariously bad and straight-up cold blooded. (source) (source) (source) (source) (source) (source) (source) (source) (source) (source) (source) (source) (source) (source) (source) (source) (source) (source) (source) (source) What’s worse – breaking up with someone via text, or changing your relationship status on Facebook?
Now, the wireless players have changed their strategy: Since November, incumbent carriers Telus, Bell, and Rogers have included unlimited text messaging in their basic wireless plans. The data reveals that Canadians sent an average of 274 million text messages on a daily basis at the end of September 2012, up from about 240 million messages a day recorded a year previously. Mostly, they won’t call back or even text to let you know that they are okay – unless, of course, they have to talk to you. Let me know in the comments! Check out How to Break Up With Your Significant Other Without Looking Like a Jerk!



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