It’s quite dated to consider text messaging a low-grade form of communication when articulation by way of smart phone has effectively become the modern day equivalent of a love letter.
If he responds to your text without another question, don’t respond to his statement.
He probably just wants to watch TV and leave the non-existent buttons on his phone unpressed. Your mom leaves out vowels in her text messages, meanwhile my mom is over here sending me a million different smiley faces in each text message. The only topic I believe inappropriately averted was the essence of proper text response timing. I had a boss once who was addicted to her iphone and would insist on texting as our main form of communication. Sometimes I think I am with the zeitgeist when it comes to communication, and other times, I think the world’s gone crazy. I would also add that it’s good to wait a few minutes to write back, if the other person is as well. As a foreigner from a middle-to-eastern European country (Poland, to be precise) I can tell ya (!): it gets only more complicated! I’m from the netherlands and used to use lot of english phrases as well, whilst talking and whilst texting but after spending half a year abroad (where I spoke english all the time and eventually started thinking in english) I came back to the netherlands longing to speak my mothertongue again.
When I was a teenager I downloaded all my text messages from my phone to my computer, and I’m glad that I did it. When it comes to breaking up, we're usually of the opinion that the person doing the dumping should at least have the decency to do it in person.
But the breakup texts in the slides below are so funny, we may have to reconsider our stance. Tell us which breakup text is the best (and by "best" we really mean most awful) in the comments, then click through the slideshow below for 15 hilarious autocorrect fails from Damn You Autocorrects. If this image belongs to you or is your intellectual property, please submit a copyright notification instead of reporting it. We encourage users to report abusive images and help us moderate the content on We Heart It. I made the mistake of giving a guy I’ve never met my phone number via a private message under the pretenses of well, you know, being friends. It started with a friendly hello, some small talk about what we do, Los Angeles, and nothing terribly interesting. I throw in some more small talk because I have literally no idea what to talk to this guy about. This was my effort to be completely clear with this guy, because no one likes to be lead on (even though I did not feel as though I was even doing that to begin with, given my apparent lack of interest). On the 20th, I send the main squeeze a picture of his bed, perfectly made with clean sheets and all. This one is rather usual considering the character restraint in #1 but according to another friend, restricting the use of acronyms in early messages may help catapult later messages. You can send a nipple and you can send your face, but you can never send them in the same message.
Your text message is not a social media tool and as such, the journalistic rule of thumb remains in tact and mandates that you get but three exclamation points over the course of your career (budding romance). Finally, be weary of text-message bombing (which is considerably different than photo bombing). In fulfilling the guidelines of this monologue, you break almost every rule in some capacity, display your inability to countdown (eight and a half comes before eight,) and perhaps most dangerously: allude to emotional illness.
I’m also married, though, which implies that occasionally, being who you are is rather endearing. I’ve probably broken each and every one of these rules, during both long and very, VERY, short term relationships. Can we get a post about how to go about at least attempting a normal phone conversation without dramatic pauses that leave the person on the other end wondering if you have, in fact, died?
Am I weird to think that texting can convey so much that gets lost in awkward phone conversations?
Some people (me included) use English phrases while texting sometimes, like: miss you, wtf, and so on. I had a good laugh at some of them and cringed thinking that people actually do some of these.


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You have no idea what’s coming… or you will if you keep reading, you sassy little shit. This does not justify the photo of the bed and the late phone call, with absolutely no interaction in between. This is when I decide that maybe Fee is right and I should put this guy on full Thought Catalog blast. According to the author of this quote, (her name is Amelia and she loves horses in the literal sense not to the large genital sense,) in the first phases of conversation, shorter is always sweeter. This suggestion comes from a friend of mine who has more or less been out of the dating game a full decade. Now, are there any specific do’s and don’ts not listed here that you subscribe to? Between not re-reading and not giving a shit, you couldn’t understand anything that she said. And it is usually something along a quotation, we are pretending to be Americans, we watch English-language TV shows in the original, oh aren’t we cool! I let his textual grammar errors slide before, but now it doesn’t even seem worth it to bear.
I start live-texting Fee with the details to keep him filled in on all the juicy gossip happening in my ever-so-eventful life. You can thoughtfully consider what will go into crafting the perfect message and in some instances, wholly create that immaculate vision. She suggests that even though she does not agree with the following dramatization, it is likely a fantastic way to disengage the other end of your message. This is probs due to the fact that I actually use these in my everyday vocab, as in I dont just type and read them, I say them as well. I like to think that not every dude that talks to me is trying to get it in, because I’m not that cocky and unrealistic, but COME ON. Never mind the persistence… hey, if someone doesn’t text you back, definitely text them 12 more times, each of the following days!
He certainly needs some release that real punk rock music at the gym just can’t supply him with. If you feel I’ve wasted your time, just remember, you clicked this and kept reading to the end. They force uncomfortable conversational fodder and an inevitable dialogue about the weather.
You are definitely not rolling on the floor and your ass has definitely not dispatched from your body due to my highly advanced sense of hilarity. Besides the physical benefits, there’s nothing greater about having a serious boyfriend than being able to rest all doubt on whether my next text will be the breaking point on our relationship. While it is ok with friends and such, its gets really difficult to read while a flirt goes on.
Some of you may remember an earlier piece I did called 20 Signs You Might Be A Stage 5 Clinger… you’d think this kinda thing would happen after meeting once or twice, but no, we have never met.
Mind you, at this particular moment, I was with my main squeeze, completely disregarding my phone to enjoy real life 3D happy fun times. Everyone has free will, just as I have the will to type this up at 1am weeks after the fact.
Sometimes my ear will begin to hurt and when that happens I will have to surmise that I have probably contracted brain cancer. No matter what you think you have to say, how witty, charming, convivial it will be, there’s always tomorrow morning (and a pretty profound headache) to make up for short term radio silence. If he uses an English ‘miss you’ instead our own native language, does it mean he means it less? I initially just shared the following screen shots with Rob Fee, especially since this all went down right around the time his Weirdest Person on Facebook post and I thought he could appreciate it. I was actually pretty relieved he didn’t see that this dude called me after 2am that same night, despite the lack of response to the bed photo. Or she responds back quickly and then, after a few more short texts, she never texts you again. I believe us non-english speakers need to get creative with our own languages before we forget just how rich they are!


Granted, I was doing nothing out of line, but I didn’t want him getting the wrong idea. If you don’t find this funny, you can blame him, because clearly if Rob Fee finds something funny, it is worth sharing with the internet.
Two simple words in damn English, not even a sentence, and I go off overthinking for an hour! So: I am quite tolerant when it comes to texting, yes, I even learned to like the ?? or xD, you can use caps lock on me all you want. Of course, it’s also possible that she lost her phone while rescuing a child from a burning home or something like that, but let’s focus on making a good first impression. To avoid her not responding to you, remember to:Make a good impression when getting her numberShe probably won’t have enough time to get to know you well enough just from your conversation, so the impression you make with your presence is very important. If she doesn’t show any initial interest, you know that trying to contact her later will be a waste of time.State your intentions directly.
I’ve got to go, but this Saturday I’ll text you and we can go to the movies or this great new Indian restaurant. This way when you ask her for her number, you are clearly showing your intentions to meet her again.Girls that are interested in you will be happy to give you their numbers. Notice if she is smiling and laughing or just chatting with you like she has nothing better to do.
There is a good chance that texting them will go well.Make sure you text her at the right timeA lot of girls have an “I don’t want to be considered easy” attitude.
It’s almost guaranteed that after meeting up for the first time the girl is waiting for you to text her. The girl’s role in this whole love game is giving you her number and waiting for you to contact her.
It depends on the situation, but a good rule of thumb is to wait at least 24-hours to text her. That’s exactly how it should go, but let her wait a bit and she will begin waiting for your text in anticipation. Don’t give her the impression that you are texting her just because you have nothing better to do.What to include in a first messageThe first few messages are crucial for making a good impression.
For example, if she said she was going shopping the next day and that her cousin was visiting, use this information to show her that you were paying attention. Did you enjoy hanging out with your cousin today?”Ask her questions and avoid texts that don’t lead anywhere. It’s always nice having a great conversation via text, but the point of texting or just communication in general is getting into her REAL LIFE.Make it clear that you want to hang out in your text messages.
If you don’t have time to meet up with her today or tomorrow say:- How about going out to dinner sometime soon? Which day works best for you?Checkout this system if you need a step-by-step guidance on how to get her back, even if she didn’t reply to any of your texts!She may not respond immediately, but she should respond by the following day.
If you really like her and she doesn’t call or text back within the next few days, call her or send a message.Persistence via text or phone can make wonders…Remember it’s important to remain cool, and text in a laid-back way. Don’t fall into the same traps that most men do; being needy, full of complaints, or pissed off at a girl for not replying; you’ll be sure of not getting a reply!Of course it may seem impolite that she hasn’t responded, but remember to her you’re a stranger!
You want to be seen as an attractive, popular guy, so wait a few days before texting her, and don’t write anything like “I just want to talk to you, blah blah blah”.
In this case make it a rule of thumb to respond in the following ways: She doesn’t reply after one day- give her another day to respond.
She doesn’t reply after two texts or a of couple days- give her a few more days to respond. And so on, and so on…If she really never responds:There could be a few explanations for this. Take a risk next time and make it apparent that meeting in person is better than just merely texting.Checkout this system if you need a step-by-step guidance on how to get her back, even if she didn’t reply to any of your texts! And don’t mind she is spending her evenings making love to an unemployed artist with HIV.




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