•● A 25-year-old daughter addressing her
father as "dad"
•● A 25-year-old daughter addressing her
father as "mom"
•● A 25-year-old son addressing his father
as "dad"
•● A 25-year-old son addressing his mother
as "mom"
•● A child not asking "are we there yet"
repeatedly despite being bored on a
roadtrip
•● A police officer giving someone a "pass"
for jaywalking
•● A professor giving "trigger warnings"
before talking about racism or sexism
•● A student advocating for less "safe
spaces" on campus
•● A student advocating for more "safe
spaces" on campus
•● A thief that has retired and "gone
straight" taking one last job
•● A thief that has retired and "gone
straight" turning down one last job
•● Advocating for gays and lesbians to
receive mandatory "conversion" therapy
•● Advocating that the phrase "under G-d"
should be removed from the Pledge of
Allegiance
•● Breaking up with someone by "ghosting"
them (suddenly disappearing from contact)
•● Ejaculating inside of a partner when
using the "pull out" method of contraception
•● Ejaculating outside of a partner when
using the "pull out" method of
contraception
•● Having a "Support Our Troops" bumper
sticker
•● Not pulling out prior to ejaculation
when using the "pull out" method of
contraception
•● Parents forcing their son to undergo gay
to straight "conversion therapy"
•● Saying that a female rape victim
"deserved it" because she wore revealing
clothing
•● Someone claiming to be "enlightened"
when they are not
•● Supporting a female rape victim in that
she did not "deserve it"
•● Two sisters making another their "slave"
•● A 25-year-old daughter addressing her
father by his first name
•● A 25-year-old daughter addressing her
mother by her first name
•● A 25-year-old son addressing his father
by his first name
•● A 25-year-old son addressing his mother
by her first name
•● A Black Lives Matter protester
demonstrating in front of police peacefully
•● A Black Lives Matter protester throwing
rocks at the police
•● A CEO decreasing the price of a
pharmaceutical drug in order to make it more
accessible to people in need
•● A CEO increasing the price of a
pharmaceutical drug in order to earn more money
•● A CEO increasing the price of a
pharmaceutical drug in order to fund
research/development
•● A CEO lowering her own salary to provide
her employers with raises
•● A CEO shutting down a factory in the US
and opening a factory in China
•● A CEO shutting down a factory in the US
and opening a factory in Mexico
•● A Chinese head of state ordering a
nuclear strike in order to hasten the end of a
war
•● A Chinese military pilot carrying out a
nuclear strike because they were ordered
to do so by superiors
•● A Chinese military pilot refusing to
carryout a nuclear strike despite being
ordered to do so by superiors
•● A Chinese soldier not torturing someone
despite orders by superiors to do so
•● A Chinese soldier torturing someone
because they were ordered to do so by
superiors
•● A Christian condemning a Muslim woman
for wearing a burka
•● A Christian going to church on Sundays
•● A Christian not condemning a Muslim
woman for wearing a burka
•● A Christian praying every day
•● A Christian respecting a Muslim womans
choice to wear a burka
•● A Christian skipping church on Sunday
•● A Holocaust survivor publicly condemning
the Nazi's
•● A Holocaust survivor publicly forgiving
the Nazi's
•● A Jew attending Shabbat services
•● A Jew avoiding eating pork
•● A Jew joking about how Jews are good at
math
•● A Jew joking about how Jews love money
•● A Jew praying every day
•● A Jew skipping Shabbat services
•● A McDonald's employee spitting in
customers' food
•● A Muslim drinking alcohol
•● A Muslim not drinking alcohol
•● A Muslim not eating pork
•● A Muslim performing all of their five
daily prayers
•● A Muslim praying every day
•● A Muslim skipping most of their five
daily prayers
•● A Muslim taking alcohol from fellow
Muslims
•● A Nigerian military pilot carrying out a
nuclear strike because they were ordered
to do so by superiors
•● A Nigerian soldier torturing someone
because they were ordered to do so by
superiors
•● A Pakistani military pilot carrying out
a nuclear strike because they were
ordered to do so by superiors
•● A Pakistani soldier torturing someone
because they were ordered to do so by
superiors
•● A Russian military pilot carrying out a
nuclear strike because they were ordered
to do so by superiors
•● A Russian soldier torturing someone
because they were ordered to do so by
superiors
•● A TSA agent stopping travelers who look
Arab/Muslim for additional inspections
•● A TSA agent stopping travelers who look
Arab/Muslim for additional inspections
just as much as anyone else
•● A US Citizen holding their hand over
their heart during the Pledge of Allegiance
•● A US President ordering a nuclear strike
in order to hasten the end of a war
•● A US citizen not holding their hand over
their heart during the Pledge of
Allegiance
•● A US citizen not holding their hand over
their heart during the national anthem
•● A US military pilot carrying out a
nuclear strike because they were ordered to do
so by superiors
•● A US president barring Muslims from
entering the country
•● A US president creating a Muslim
registry
•● A US president not banning peoples of
any religion from entering the country
•● A US soldier avoiding killing an enemy
combatant
•● A US soldier killing an enemy combatant
•● A US soldier refusing to torture someone
because they were ordered to do so by
superiors
•● A US soldier rescuing a fellow soldier
from danger
•● A US soldier saving an enemy combatant
•● A US soldier torturing someone because
they were ordered to do so by superiors
•● A baby sitter loses a child in public
and the child is found one hour later
•● A baby sitter loses a child in public
and the child is never found
•● A barber/hairdresser slips and
accidentally cuts too much hair off your head
•● A billionaire donating $100 to charity
•● A billionaire donating a substantial
amount of money to charity
•● A billionaire donating millions of
dollars to support a presidential candidate
you dislike
•● A billionaire donating millions of
dollars to support your preferred presidential
candidate
•● A billionaire not donating any money to
a presidential candidate you dislike
•● A billionaire not donating any money to
charity
•● A billionaire not donating any money to
your preferred presidential candidate
•● A black person joking about how black
people love watermelon and fried chicken
•● A black person referring to another
black person using the n-word
•● A boss requiring her exployees to
install an app that allows her to monitor their
locations at all times
•● A boy chewing food ith his mouth closes
•● A boy chewing food with his mouth open
•● A boy disrespecting his grandparents
•● A boy respecting his grandparents
•● A boyfriend preventing his girlfriend
from being raped
•● A boyfriend raping his girlfriend
•● A bridesmaid dressing less nicely than
the bride
•● A business owner refusing a customer
because they are Christian
•● A business owner refusing a customer
because they are Jewish
•● A business owner refusing a customer
because they are Muslim
•● A business owner refusing a customer
because they are an atheist
•● A business owner refusing a customer
because they are gay/lesbian
•● A business owner refusing a customer
because they are transexual
•● A business owner serving a customer
regardless of their identification as
Christian
•● A business owner serving a customer
regardless of their identification as Jewish
•● A business owner serving a customer
regardless of their identification as Muslim
•● A business owner serving a customer
regardless of their identification as atheist
•● A business owner serving a customer
regardless of their identification as
gay/lesbian
•● A business owner serving a customer
regardless of their identification as
transexual
•● A child complimenting their parent's
cooking
•● A child insulting their parent's cooking
•● A child mocking her parents
•● A child talking back to their parents
•● A clothing store choosing not to hire
someone because they are not physically
attractive
•● A clothing store choosing to hire
someone because they are physically attractive
•● A college school student not writing a
thank you note to her professor at the end
of the year
•● A college school student writing a nasty
note to her professor at the end of the
year
•● A college school student writing a thank
you note to her professor at the end of
the year
•● A college student claiming that everyone
who voted for Trump is racist
•● A college student claiming that voting
for Trump doesn't necessarily mean you are
a racist
•● A commander killing a soldier because
they deserted their post
•● A company denying female employees any
maternity leave
•● A company firing a new mother because
she devotes too much time to childcare
•● A company giving female employees
maternity leave
•● A company providing female employees
with a full year of maternity leave
•● A corporation setting up a tax shelter
in a foreign country
•● A couple being able to laugh about their
differences
•● A daughter diving into the ocean after
her drowning father
•● A daughter watching as her father drowns
in the ocean
•● A doctor allowing a patient to die so
that his organs can be used to save five
other patients
•● A doctor misdiagnoses you with one of
the deadliest types of cancer
•● A doctor misdiagnoses your child with
one of the deadliest types of cancer
•● A doctor refusing to travel abroad to
treat impoverished people
•● A doctor traveling abroad to treat
impoverished people
•● A dog owner leaving their dog alone in
the car for an hour
•● A dog owner making sure not to leave
their dog alone in the car
•● A drunk driver hits a pedestrian the
pedestrian is uninjured and in anger they
run up to the car and beat on the window screaming at the driver
•● A drunk driver hits a pedestrian the
pedestrian is uninjured and in anger they
walk up to the car offer their forgiveness and reccomend the driver call a cab
•● A family friend giving a highly
offensive eulogy at a funeral
•● A family friend giving a very touching
eulogy at a funeral
•● A farmer cultivating genetically
modified crops
•● A fast-food employee keeps getting your
order wrong
•● A father diving into the ocean after his
drowning daughter
•● A father forcibly restraining an abusive
partner from beating their children
•● A father giving his rations to his
children in an internment camp
•● A father helping an abusive partner beat
their children
•● A father offering his life as a
sacrifice instead of his child
•● A father praising his daughter for being
scantily dressed
•● A father praising his son for being
scantily dressed
•● A father requiring his daughter to come
home by 9 but allowing his younger son to
stay out
•● A father requiring his daughter to wear
a hijab (religious veil over the hair)
•● A father requiring his daughter to wear
a niqab (religious veil over hair/face
except eyes)
•● A father scolding his daughter for being
too scantily dressed
•● A father scolding his son for being too
scantily dressed
•● A father taking his childrens rations in
an internment camp
•● A father thinking his daughter is too
scantily dressed and not saying anything
•● A father thinking his son is too
scantily dressed and not saying anything
•● A father walking away as his daughter
drowns in the ocean
•● A father watching without intervening as
an abusive partner beats their children
•● A female high school teacher not
sleeping with her female students
•● A female high school teacher not
sleeping with her male students
•● A female high school teacher sleeping
with her female students
•● A female high school teacher sleeping
with her male students
•● A female professor having sex with her
female undergraduate student
•● A female professor having sex with her
male undergraduate student
•● A female professor not sleeping with her
female undergraduate student
•● A female professor not sleeping with her
male undergraduate student
•● A female-to-male transexual using the
men's restroom
•● A firefighter leaving a baby in a
burning building
•● A firefighter leaving a dog in a burning
building
•● A firefighter rescuing a baby from a
burning building
•● A firefighter rescuing a dog from a
burning building
•● A friend drops one of your plates and it
shatters
•● A friend drops the ashes of your loved
one the container breaks and the ashes
scatter
•● A girl disrespecting her grandparents
•● A girl losing her virginity before the
specified age designated by a cultural
right of passage
•● A girl maintaing her virginity until a
certain age as a cultural rite of passage
•● A girl respecting her grandparents
•● A girlfriend raping her boyfriend
•● A governor banning all guns
•● A governor banning assault weapons
•● A governor banning interracial marriage
•● A governor giving public money to
religious schools
•● A governor outlawing religious schools
•● A healthy able-bodied man choosing to be
homeless instead of working
•● A healthy able-bodied man choosing to
work instead of being homeless
•● A healthy woman having her left arm
amputated out of personal preference
•● A healthy woman not having her left arm
amputated because she wants to
•● A high school principal banning students
from reading Mein Kampf
•● A high school principal banning students
from reading romance novels
•● A high school principal banning students
from reading the bible
•● A high school principal banning students
from using their phones while in the
school
•● A high school student not writing a
thank you note to his teacher at the end of
the year
•● A high school student writing a nasty
note note to his teacher at the end of the
year
•● A high school student writing a thank
you note to his teacher at the end of the
year
•● A hotel concierge accidentally gives you
the wrong key to your room
•● A husband saving his wife from being
raped
•● A husband beating his wife in a fit of
anger
•● A husband cheating on his wife once
knowing she would never find out
•● A husband killing a woman because she
slept with his wife
•● A husband not stopping himself from
beating his wife in a fit of anger
•● A husband not trying to be understanding
of his wife's perspective in an argument
•● A husband raping his wife
•● A husband refraining from beating his
wife even in a fit of anger
•● A husband trying not to understand his
wife's perspective in an argument
•● A husband trying to be understanding of
his wife's perspective in an argument
•● A journalist plagiarizing an article
•● A journalist writing an article without
plagarizing
•● A landlord evicting an 80-year-old
tenant in order to raise rent
•● A lawyer defending an alleged murderer
•● A lawyer defending an alleged rapist
•● A lawyer defending someone that they
know is guilty of murder
•● A lawyer defending someone that they
know is guilty of rape
•● A lawyer defending someone who they know
is not guilty of a murder
•● A lawyer defending someone who they know
is not guilty of rape
•● A lawyer not defending someone they know
is not guilty of murder
•● A lifegaurd letting someone drown
•● A lifeguard drowning someone
•● A lifeguard saving someone who was
drowning
•● A little girl giving a hug to her friend
after being gifted a mud pie
•● A male high school teacher not sleeping
with his female students
•● A male high school teacher not sleeping
with his male students
•● A male high school teacher sleeping with
his female students
•● A male high school teacher sleeping with
his male students
•● A male professor having sex with his
female undergraduate student
•● A male professor having sex with his
male undergraduate student
•● A male professor not sleeping with his
female undergraduate student
•● A male professor not sleeping with his
male undergraduate student
•● A male-to-female transexual using the
women's restroom
•● A man abandoning his wife and 6-year-old
child
•● A man at a urinal looking avoiding
looking sideways at the man next to him
•● A man at a urinal looking directly
sideways at the man next to him
•● A man avoiding openly staring a woman's
breasts in public
•● A man beating his wife who has cheated
on him
•● A man calling a woman a b***h
•● A man calling a woman a c**t
•● A man catcalling women in public
•● A man changing his last name to
something he thinks sounds nicer
•● A man cleaning the toilet seat after
urinating on it
•● A man covering his buttocks and groin on
the beach
•● A man declaring that a woman's anger at
him is due to PMS (pre-menstrual
syndrome)
•● A man declining to give oral sex to
another man
•● A man declining to have a female sex
slave
•● A man declining to have anal sex with a
woman
•● A man declining to have anal sex with
another man
•● A man declining to have anal sex with
another man in prison
•● A man declining to have sex with a woman
during her period
•● A man declining to purchase a mail-order
bride
•● A man deliberately ejaculating
•● A man deliberately stopping himself from
ejaculating
•● A man dodging the draft during the
Vietnam War
•● A man donating the vast majority of his
income to a philanthropic cause
•● A man eating cake with a fork
•● A man eating cake with his bare hands
•● A man eating steak with his bare hands
•● A man enlisting as part of the draft
during the Vietnam War
•● A man exclusively having non-sexual
conversations with a woman
•● A man exposing his nipples in public
•● A man exposing his penis in public
•● A man fighting for custody of his
children after a divorce
•● A man flirting with a female stranger at
a bar
•● A man flushing the toilet after
urinating
•● A man forgetting about the man who
stepped on his shoe at the stoplight 5 minutes
later
•● A man getting penis enlargement surgery
•● A man giving birth to a child
•● A man giving his seat to a pregnant
woman on the bus
•● A man giving his seat to an elderly
woman on the bus
•● A man giving oral sex to another man
•● A man giving up a ration to a woman who
previously saved his life
•● A man groping a woman with her
permission
•● A man groping a woman without her
permission
•● A man having a conversation with a woman
that was sexual in nature
•● A man having a female sex slave
•● A man having a non-romantic relationship
with his adopted daughter
•● A man having a non-romantic relationship
with his adopted son
•● A man having a non-sexual relationship
with his adopted daughter
•● A man having a non-sexual relationship
with his adopted son
•● A man having a non-sexual relationship
with his daughter
•● A man having a non-sexual relationship
with his son
•● A man having a sex doll
•● A man having anal sex with a woman
•● A man having anal sex with another man
•● A man having consensual anal sex with
another man in prison
•● A man having long hair
•● A man having sex with a woman during her
period
•● A man having sex with another man
•● A man having sex with his adopted
daughter
•● A man having sex with his adopted son
•● A man having sex with his daughter
•● A man having sex with his son
•● A man having short hair
•● A man helping a friend move into her new
apartment
•● A man holding a grudge for his entire
life against someone who stepped on his
shoe at a stoplight
•● A man holding the door open for a woman
•● A man in his thirties having his parents
live in his house
•● A man in his thirties living in his own
house
•● A man in his thirties living off of his
own money
•● A man in his thirties living off of his
parents' money
•● A man in his thirties living with his
parents
•● A man in his thirties supporting his
parents with his money
•● A man in his twenties living with his
parents
•● A man keeping his last name even though
he doesn't like how it sounds
•● A man keeping his penis concealed in
public
•● A man letting the door close in a womans
face
•● A man liberating a female sex slave
•● A man making a romantic dinner for his
wife only to have her ignore him
•● A man marrying another man
•● A man marrying his adopted daughter
•● A man marrying his adopted son
•● A man missing the toilet while urinating
and then not cleaning up after himself
•● A man never cutting his hair
•● A man not fighting for the custody of
his children after a divorce
•● A man not flushing the toilet after
urinating
•● A man not getting penis enlargement
surgery
•● A man not hitting a woman back after
being slapped
•● A man not holding the door open for a
woman
•● A man openly staring at a woman's
breasts in public
•● A man paying a $1000000 ransom for the
return of his brother
•● A man paying a woman for sex
•● A man picking his nose in private
•● A man picking his nose in public
•● A man preventing a woman from being
groped without her permission
•● A man purchasing a mail-order bride
•● A man raping another man in prison
•● A man receiving oral sex from another
man
•● A man refusing to give a ration to a
woman who previously saved his life
•● A man setting lethal booby traps on his
property to kill intruders
•● A man touching a woman
•● A man trying to impregnate a human woman
•● A man trying to impregnate a pig
•● A man urinating sitting down
•● A man urinating standing up
•● A man warning intruders that there are
lethal booby traps on his property that
will kill them if they trespass
•● A man wearing a thong on the beach
•● A married woman being alone with a man
who isn't her husband
•● A married woman going out to a dance
club with her husband
•● A married woman going out to a dance
club without her husband
•● A materialist accepting someone else
might hold worth beyond the monetary worth
of their posessions
•● A materialist judging someone's worth by
monetary worth of their posessions
•● A mean eating steak with a fork and
knife
•● A monk self-immolating (setting
themselves on fire) as a form of protest
•● A monotheist accepting that a
polytheists belief system may be just as good as
their own
•● A monotheist labeling a polytheists
belief system as evil
•● A monotheist not labeling polytheistic
cultures as evil
•● A mother fighting a bear to protect her
family
•● A mother offering herself to a captor
instead of her daughter
•● A mother praising her daughter for being
scantily dressed
•● A mother praising her son for being
scantily dressed
•● A mother putting her child between
herself and a loaded firearm
•● A mother scolding her daughter for being
too scantily dressed
•● A mother scolding her son for being too
scantily dressed
•● A mother stepping in between a loaded
firearm and her child
•● A mother thinking her daughter is too
scantily dressed and not saying anything
•● A mother thinking her son is too
scantily dressed and not saying anything
•● A museum teaching creationism
•● A museum teaching intelligent design
•● A narcotic addict with a chronic pain
condition only taking the prescribed dose
of their opiod painkiller
•● A narcotic addict with a chronic pain
condition using their prescribed opiod
painkiller to get high
•● A nervous fast-food employee keeps
getting your order wrong
•● A non-Asian joking about how Asians are
good at math
•● A non-Asian refraining from joking about
how Asians are good at math
•● A non-Jew joking about how Jews are good
at math
•● A non-Jew joking about how Jews love
money
•● A non-Jew refraining from joking about
how Jews are good at math
•● A non-handicapped person intentionally
not parking in a handicap-only parking
space
•● A non-handicapped person parking in a
handicap-only parking space
•● A non-handicapped person using a
handicap-only stall in a restroom
•● A non-handicapped person waiting for a
stall to become available instead of using
the handicap-only stall in a restroom
•● A nurse at the hospital accidentally
drops your baby
•● A parent allowing the abuse of drugs and
alcohol
•● A parent calling another parent about a
conflict between their children
•● A parent forbidding the abuse of drugs
or alcohol
•● A parent forgiving a child for breaking
the window
•● A parent giving their teenager car keys
while they are under the influence
•● A parent holding the breaking of a
window against them
•● A parent not saying anything to their
teenager grabbing the car keys while under
the influence
•● A parent not saying or doing anything as
their child abuses drugs and alcohol
•● A parent refusing to call another parent
about a conflict between their children
•● A parent taking away their teenager's
car keys when they are under the influence
•● A person admitting he was wrong after
having a heated argument
•● A person apologizing for harm they did
to another person
•● A police officer arresting someone for
smoking marijuana (where it is illegal)
•● A police officer denying a bribe
•● A police officer fining someone for
jaywalking
•● A police officer not stopping and
frisking a black man even though he looks
suspicious
•● A police officer stopping and frisking a
black man because he looks suspicious
•● A police officer taking a bribe
•● A presenter failing to fact check a
point they are presenting as true
•● A professor going on a 30 minute tangent
during lecture
•● A professor having not having sex with
their undergraduate student
•● A professor having sex with their
undergraduate student
•● A professor not wearing a neon jumpsuit
to work
•● A professor volunteering to teach
classes at a local prison
•● A professor wearing a neon jumpsuit to
work
•● A professor wearing a suit and tie to
work
•● A rapist and a rape victim appearing on
a public stage to fight with eachother
•● A rapist and rape victim appearing on
TED together to spread awareness
•● A receptionist chats on the phone with a
friend and ignores you
•● A restaurant manager giving a discount
to veterans
•● A restaurant manager refusing customers
because of their race
•● A restaurant manager refusing customers
because of their religious views
•● A restaurant manager refusing customers
because of their sexual orientation
•● A resturant manager accepting customers
of any religion
•● A resturant manager accepting customers
of any sexual orientation
•● A rich person avoiding loopholes in
order to pay all their taxes
•● A rich person having a full-time servant
•● A rich person purchasing an organ
transplant from a poor person
•● A rich person using loopholes to avoid
paying taxes
•● A samurai committing seppuku (suicide by
sword through the abdomen) instead of
dying at the hands of his enemies
•● A samurai dying at the hands of his
enemies instead of committing seppuku
(suicide by sword through the abdomen)
•● A schoolteacher teaching creationism
•● A schoolteacher teaching evolution
•● A schoolteacher teaching intelligent
design
•● A scientist fabricating data
•● A scientist not fabricating data
•● A scientist not publishing findings that
conflict with the interests of her
corporate funders
•● A scientist publishing findings that men
have higher IQs than women
•● A scientist publishing findings that
people of different races have different IQs
•● A scientist publishing findings that
women have higher IQs than men
•● A scientist using real data
•● A sibling helping beat up a younger
sibling with a bully
•● A sibling protecting a younger sibling
from a bully
•● A sibling watching as a younger sibling
is beat up by a bully
•● A soldier deserting their post
•● A soldier jumping on top of a grenade to
save his fellow soldiers
•● A soldier not jumping on top of a
grenade in an attempt to save his fellow
soldiers
•● A soldier remaining at his post
•● A soldier saving a fellow soldier from
being killed by their commander for
deserting
•● A soldier throwing a live grenade away
from himself and towards his fellow
soldiers
•● A son caring for his father late in life
•● A sports player recieving a bonus in
exchange for being featured in a marketing
campaign for their team
•● A staff person entered your information
incorrectly causing you to have to come
back the next day
•● A stalker insisting that the person they
are stalking is in love with them but
doesn't realize it yet
•● A stalker respecting that if someone
says they do not love them that they may not
love them
•● A store employee remaining polite even
to a rude customer
•● A straight person calling a gay or
lesbian person a f*g**t
•● A stranger accidentally runs over your
pet in the street
•● A student doing a friend's homework for
him because the friend is depressed
following a breakup
•● A student not using cognitive
enhancement drugs
•● A student not using illegal cognitive
enhancement drugs
•● A student using cognitive enhancement
drugs
•● A student using illegal cognitive
enhancement drugs
•● A student using legal cognitive
enhancement drugs
•● A surgeon accidentally removes a
patient's healthy kidney instead of the damaged
one
•● A teenage boy refraining from spitting
on his father
•● A teenage boy refraining from spitting
on his mother
•● A teenage boy spitting on his father
•● A teenage boy spitting on his mother
•● A teenage girl refraining from spitting
on her father
•● A teenage girl refraining from spitting
on her mother
•● A teenage girl spitting on her father
•● A teenage girl spitting on her mother
•● A teenager having a fake ID
•● A teenager only having an authentic
state issued ID
•● A teenager smoking marijuana
•● A toddler pulling the hair of a sister
who took away their toy
•● A transgender man (female to male) using
the men's restroom
•● A transgender man (female to male) using
the women's restroom
•● A transgender woman (male to female)
using the men's restroom
•● A transgender woman (male to female)
using the women's restroom
•● A university president canceling a talk
by a Nazi in response to student protests
•● A university president canceling a talk
by a conservative speaker in response to
student protests
•● A western medicine practioner accepting
that eastern medicine can also be
effective
•● A western medicine practioner denying
that eastern medicine can be effective
•● A western woman accepting that some
Muslim women wear burkas of their own will
•● A western woman claiming that all Muslim
women who wear burkas are doing so
against their will
•● A white person calling a black person a
n****r
•● A white person joking about how black
people love watermelon and fried chicken
•● A wife cheating on her husband once
knowing he would never find out
•● A wife confessing to cheating and her
partner divorcing her
•● A wife confessing to cheating and her
partner forgiving her
•● A wife killing someone because they
slept with her husband
•● A wife raping her husband
•● A woman abandoning her husband and
6-year-old child
•● A woman avoiding having sex during her
period
•● A woman catcalling men in public
•● A woman concealing a dirty tampon in the
trash
•● A woman donating the vast majority of
her income to a philanthropic cause
•● A woman eating cake with her bare hands
•● A woman eating steak with a fork and
knife
•● A woman eating steak with her bare hands
•● A woman exposing her breasts in public
•● A woman exposing her vulva in public
•● A woman flirting with a male stranger at
a bar
•● A woman getting breast augmentation
surgery
•● A woman giving birth to a child
•● A woman giving oral sex to another woman
•● A woman groping a man without his
permission
•● A woman having a non-romantic
relationship with her adopted daughter
•● A woman having a non-romantic
relationship with her adopted son
•● A woman having a non-sexual relationship
with her adopted daughter
•● A woman having a non-sexual relationship
with her adopted son
•● A woman having a non-sexual relationship
with her daughter
•● A woman having a non-sexual relationship
with her son
•● A woman having her period
•● A woman having sex during her period
•● A woman having sex with another woman
•● A woman having sex with her adopted
daughter
•● A woman having sex with her adopted son
•● A woman having sex with her daughter
•● A woman having sex with her son
•● A woman helping a friend move into his
new apartment
•● A woman helping a fugitive family member
flee the country
•● A woman holding the door open for a man
•● A woman in her thirties having her
parents live in her house
•● A woman in her thirties living in her
own house
•● A woman in her thirties living off her
own money
•● A woman in her thirties living off of
her parents' money
•● A woman in her thirties living with her
parents
•● A woman in her thirties supporting her
parents with her money
•● A woman in her twenties living with her
parents
•● A woman joining the military
•● A woman keeping her breasts concealed in
public
•● A woman keeping her vulva concealed in
public
•● A woman leaving a dirty tampon visible
at the top of the trash
•● A woman marrying another woman
•● A woman marrying her adopted daughter
•● A woman marrying her adopted son
•● A woman not getting breast augmentation
surgery
•● A woman not holding the door open for a
man
•● A woman not lowering her gaze when
interacting with male strangers
•● A woman not washing her hands before
eating
•● A woman paying a man for sex
•● A woman raping another woman in prison
•● A woman receiving oral sex from another
woman
•● A woman refraining from catcalling men
in public
•● A woman reuniting her husband and her 6
year-old child
•● A woman saving another woman from rape
in prison
•● A woman staying with her husband and 6
year old child
•● A woman urinating squatting
•● A woman urinating standing up
•● A woman washing her hands before eating
•● A woman wearing a bikini on the beach
•● A woman wearing a burqa (religious full
body veil over everything but the eyes)
•● A woman wearing a certain outfit because
she finds herself irresistible in it
•● A woman wearing a hijab (religious veil
over the hair)
•● A woman wearing a niqab (religious veil
over the hair and face except eyes)
•● A woman wearing a one piece bathing suit
on the beach
•● A woman wearing a thong bikini on the
beach
•● A woman wearing a top that covers her
belly
•● A woman wearing a top that exposes her
belly
•● A woman wearing a two piece bathing suit
on the beach
•● A woman wearing knee length shorts or
skirts
•● A woman wearing long pants or a long
skirt that do not expose her thighs
•● A woman wearing loose clothing in order
to avoid displaying her shapeliness
•● A woman wearing short-shorts or a
miniskirt
•● A woman wearing shorts or a skirt that
exposes her thighs
•● A woman wearing street clothing on the
beach
•● A woman wearing tight clothing that
reveals her shapeliness
•● A young woman keeping her hair long
•● A young woman shaving her head
•● Abstaining from arrogance
•● Abstaining from blasphemy
•● Abstaining from covetousness
•● Abstaining from drunkenness
•● Abstaining from gay or lesbian sex
•● Abstaining from homosexual behavior
•● Abstaining from hypocrisy
•● Abstaining from illegal activities
•● Abstaining from immodesty
•● Abstaining from orgies
•● Abstaining from sexual relations outside
the bounds of a G-d-sanctioned marriage
•● Abstaining from vulgarity
•● Abstaining from witchcraft
•● Accepting Jesus Christ as your savior
•● Accepting a carpet made of black sheep
wool
•● Accepting a carpet made of silk
•● Accepting a decision after having
expressd agreement
•● Accepting and eating food ceaselessly
without rejecting any
•● Accepting food from a woman
•● Accepting one portion of food and then
rejecting any more
•● Accepting that someone may have been
born gay
•● Accidentally causing a car accident in
which someone is killed
•● Accidentally stopping a car accident
which would have killed someone
•● Acknowledging you know the rules of
conduct
•● Acting honorably even when an
opportunity to cheat presents itself
•● Actively avoiding using narcotics
•● Actively working against the Clinton
campaign
•● Actively working against the Trump
campaign
•● Admitting your failings
•● Adopting a cat from an animal rescue
shelter
•● Adopting a dog from an animal rescue
shelter
•● Adopting orphans from a refugee camp
•● Advocating against gays and lesbians
recieving the death penalty
•● Advocating against genocide against Jews
•● Advocating against genocide against a
particular race
•● Advocating against the consumption of
meat
•● Advocating against the production of
pornography
•● Advocating for a lowered legal drinking
age (18)
•● Advocating for eliminating the death
penalty
•● Advocating for eliminating the minimum
wage
•● Advocating for equal pay laws for women
•● Advocating for gays and lesbians to go
to prison
•● Advocating for gays and lesbians to have
the same freedoms as heterosexual people
•● Advocating for gays and lesbians to
receive the death penalty
•● Advocating for genocide against Jews
•● Advocating for genocide against a
particular race
•● Advocating for greater use of the death
penalty
•● Advocating for high school to be
optional
•● Advocating for increased US military
intervention in the Middle East
•● Advocating for increased US military
spending
•● Advocating for increased gun control
•● Advocating for increased regulation of
carbon emissions
•● Advocating for increased taxpayer
spending on public education
•● Advocating for increasing the minimum
wage
•● Advocating for mandatory prayer in
schools
•● Advocating for occupational training for
prison inmates
•● Advocating for police officers to have
the power to stop-and-frisk people without
preconditions
•● Advocating for reduced US military
intervention in the Middle East
•● Advocating for reduced US military
spending
•● Advocating for the legalization of all
drugs
•● Advocating for the protection of the
minimum wage
•● Advocating for the redistribution of
wealth from the rich to the poor
•● Advocating for the removal of legal age
restrictions on drinking alcohol
•● Advocating that Muslims should be banned
from entering the country
•● Advocating that all undocumented
immigrants be deported
•● Advocating that all undocumented
immigrants not be deported
•● Advocating that evolution be taught in
schools
•● Advocating that evolution should be
taught in schools
•● Advocating that evolution should not be
taught in schools
•● Advocating that intelligent design
should be taught in schools
•● Advocating that intelligent design
should not be taught in schools
•● Advocating that schools teach abstinence
education instead of safe sex practices
•● Advocating that schools teach safe sex
practices instead of abstinence education
•● Advocating that the government should
provide free college tuition for all
•● Advocating that the government should
provide free healthcare for all
•● Advocating to allow undocumented
immigrants to vote
•● Advocating to change our education
system such that rich and poor children attend
the same schools
•● Advocating to change our healthcare
system such that rich and poor people have
the same doctors
•● Advocating to change our legal system
such that rich and poor people have the
same lawyers
•● Aiding others in escaping from an enemy
•● Allowing another driver to late-merge
into traffic
•● Allowing everyone the right to personal
expression
•● Allowing mosquitoes to live despite the
ability to kill them all
•● Allowing someone to live freely and
respecting their beliefs
•● Allowing someone to practice their
religion freely and respecting their beliefs
•● An American serving in a foreign army
•● An Asian joking about how Asians are
good at math
•● An IRS worker leaking Donald Trump's tax
returns
•● An IRS worker not leaking Donald Trump's
tax returns
•● An adult avoiding drinking breask milk
•● An adult beating up a child who is a
known bully at their school
•● An adult drinking breast milk
•● An adult man marrying a 12 year old girl
•● An adult man refusing to marry a 12 year
old girl
•● An adult paying a child for sex
•● An adult stopping other children from
beating up a known bully at school
•● An airport security agent stopping all
Muslims at the airport for additional
checks
•● An athlete not reporting the use of
performance enhancing drugs
•● An athlete not using performance
enhancing drugs
•● An athlete using illegal performance
enhancing drugs
•● An athlete using legal performance
enhancing drugs
•● An athlete using performance enhancing
drugs
•● An electrician accidentally causes an
electrical fire that burns your home down
•● An employer choosing not to hire a young
woman because she recently became
pregnant
•● An employer choosing not to hire someone
because of their religion
•● An employer choosing not to hire someone
because they are lesbian or gay
•● An employer choosing not to hire someone
because they voted for Donald Trump
•● An employer choosing not to hire someone
because they voted for Hillary Clinton
•● An employer hiring an undocumented
immigrant
•● An employer only hiring documented
immigrants
•● An employer paying female employees less
than male employees who have the same
job
•● An engineer's miscalculation causes the
collapse of a dam resulting in billions
of dollars of damage
•● An executive donating 100% of their
income (20 million dollars) a year
•● An executive donation 0% of their 20
million dollar income every year
•● An executive making 20 million dollars a
year
•● An individual mistakes a passerby for
the man their partner is cheating with and
runs up and pushes them yelling the passerby begins yelling back and fighting them
•● An individual mistakes a passerby for
the man their partner is cheating with and
runs up and pushes them yelling the passerby remains calm and explains he's not the right person
•● An individual watching an adult pay a
child for sex and not doing anything
•● An innocent person breaking out of
prison
•● An innocent person serving their
sentence in prison
•● An older brother checking for monsters
at night for a little brother
•● An older brother refusing to check for
mosters at night for a little brother
•● An older sister not doing anything while
a younger brother's girlfriend treats
him poorly
•● An older sister telling a young
brother's girlfriend to treat him poorly
•● An older sister threatening a younger
brothers girlfriend to treat him well
•● An unmarried woman being alone with a
man who isn't her family member
•● An unmarried woman going out to a dance
club
•● Announcing spiritual realizations to
non-practicers of ones religion
•● Apprehending shoplifters for fun
•● Arriving at a funeral in formal clothing
•● Arriving at a funeral in informal
clothing
•● Asking for a larger donation than one
recieves
•● Asking for and then recieving money from
a large corporation
•● Asking for and then recieving money from
a poor person
•● Asking for and then recieving money from
a rich person
•● Asking for more medicine than is given
•● Asking for superior quality food only
for oneself
•● Asking permission to enter private
property before entering
•● Assisting an elderly person across the
street
•● Assisting someone's suicide when they
were in pain/depressed
•● Assisting someone's suicide when they
were in pain/depressed and on their death
bed
•● Assisting those who are weak
•● Attempting to commit suicide
•● Attending a self-help seminar
•● Avoiding alcohol while pregnant
•● Avoiding dating a coworker
•● Avoiding death at all costs in battle
against one's enemies
•● Avoiding defecating in fresh water
•● Avoiding defecating on plants
•● Avoiding doing MDMA/ecstasy
•● Avoiding doing cocaine
•● Avoiding doing methamphetamine
•● Avoiding drinking alcohol
•● Avoiding drinking caffeine
•● Avoiding drinking human urine
•● Avoiding eating live cockroaches
•● Avoiding eating monkey meat
•● Avoiding having sex with animals
•● Avoiding having sex with dead bodies
•● Avoiding having sex with dead chickens
•● Avoiding hurting the hearts of others
•● Avoiding licking lips while eating
•● Avoiding one-night stands
•● Avoiding picknicking on top of a
tombstone
•● Avoiding procrastination
•● Avoiding publicly shaming someone for
cheating on their spouse
•● Avoiding publicly shaming someone for
saying something racist
•● Avoiding publicly shaming someone for
saying something sexist
•● Avoiding slurping while drinking things
•● Avoiding smoking cigarettes on a crowded
street
•● Avoiding spitting in fresh water
•● Avoiding spitting on plants
•● Avoiding stepping on an ant
•● Avoiding stimulating your genitals for
pleasure with any sort of toy
•● Avoiding teaching sacred things to
someone who is laying down
•● Avoiding teaching sacred things to
someone who is sitting at a higher level
•● Avoiding teaching sacred things to
someone who is standing
•● Avoiding teaching sacred things to
someone whose head is covered
•● Avoiding the cemetary when going for a
jog
•● Avoiding the consumption of alcohol
•● Avoiding the consumption of intoxicating
substances
•● Avoiding traveling with smugglers
planning to commit a crime
•● Avoiding urinating in fresh water
•● Avoiding urinating on plants
•● Avoiding wearing animal fur
•● Avoiding wearing jewelry made of ivory
•● Avoiding wearing leather
•● Balancing your mental emotional
spiritual and physical selves
•● Bearing a child on behalf of another
woman
•● Bearing a child on behalf of another
woman in exchange for money
•● Beating up a Nazi sympathizer
•● Being a Catholic priest
•● Being a Hindu swami (priest)
•● Being a Muslim Imam (prayer leader)
•● Being a Russian military scientiest who
works on protecting people from the
effects of nuclear weapons
•● Being a Russian military scientist who
avoids working on nuclear weapons
•● Being a Russian military scientist who
works on nuclear weapons
•● Being a US military scientist who works
on nuclear weapons
•● Being a climate scientist who denies a
human role in climate change
•● Being a climate scientist whose work
confirms a human role in climate change
•● Being a computer programmer
•● Being a corporate lobbyist
•● Being a fortune teller
•● Being a kindergarden teacher
•● Being a lobbyist for tobacco companies
•● Being a police officer
•● Being a protester for the Black Lives
Matter movement
•● Being a psychological therapist
•● Being a reality TV star
•● Being a stay-at-home dad
•● Being a stay-at-home mom
•● Being a talk show host
•● Being a white supremacist
•● Being abstinent every week
•● Being an Orthodox Jewish rabbi
•● Being an abortion doctor
•● Being an evangelical Christian
•● Being an evangelical Christian pastor
•● Being an investment banker
•● Being attentive and engaged at a funeral
•● Being attentive when recieving food
donations
•● Being clothed in public
•● Being compassionate to others
•● Being disrespectful when recieving food
donations
•● Being disrespectful with someone
•● Being distracted when recieving food
donations
•● Being eager to hear scriptures
•● Being first and foremost true to
yourself
•● Being forgiving of others
•● Being found alone with a woman in a
remote place that could arise suspicion about
conversation on lustful subjects
•● Being found alone with a woman in a
remote place that could arise suspicion about
sexual intercourse occuring
•● Being friendly with someone because you
genuinely like them
•● Being friendly with someone just to get
something from them
•● Being gentle with children
•● Being given someone's debit card and pin
to buy something and spending additional
money on yourself
•● Being given someone's debit card and pin
to buy something for them and not
spending any additional money on yourself
•● Being happy for a friend who has a nice
house
•● Being happy for a friend with a well
paying job
•● Being happy for a friend with an
attractive romantic partner
•● Being happy for someone else to be able
to enjoy delicious food
•● Being helpful to coworkers
•● Being honest about the posession of
precious items
•● Being honest on a resume
•● Being honest under oath
•● Being jealous of a friend's house
•● Being jealous of a friend's job
•● Being jealous of a friend's romantic
partner
•● Being kind to the earth
•● Being knighted by the Queen of England
•● Being paid by someone for sex
•● Being paid by someone to cuddle with
them
•● Being paid to get pregnant and have an
abortion so that the embryo can be used in
research
•● Being paid to take an aptitude test
(such as the SATs) for someone
•● Being polite to a Nazi
•● Being prepared to give your life to
defend your country and way of life
•● Being respectful even to the death of an
enemy
•● Being respectful when recieving food
donations
•● Being responsible for your own actions
•● Being rough with children
•● Being sexually promiscuous
•● Being sexually reserved
•● Being sympathetic to those who are
suffering
•● Being tattooed with an advertisement in
exchange for money
•● Being thankful for a donation of any
size
•● Being the CEO of a large corporation
•● Being the CEO of a small company
•● Being truthful at all times
•● Being unhelpful to coworkers
•● Believing all races are of equal
goodness
•● Believing all sexes are of equal
goodness
•● Believing firmly in G-d
•● Believing one sex is naturally inferior
to another
•● Believing that one race is inferior to
another
•● Believing that someone is lying when
they say they were born gay
•● Blocking a highway as part of a protest
against police brutality
•● Both members of a married couple
agreeing to work towards compromise together in
a disagreement
•● Breaking into someone's home for fun
•● Breaking out of prison
•● Breaking up with someone via text
message
•● Breastfeeding in public
•● Bringing a box of live cockroaches and
setting them loose on the hostos of a
dinner party
•● Bringing coal to a friend in the
hospital
•● Bringing flowers to a friend in the
hospital
•● Bringing nothing to a friend in the
hospital
•● Bringing wine for the hosts of a dinner
party
•● Brokering a compromise between two
friends who had been in a fight
•● Building a roof with more than three
layers
•● Burning an American flag
•● Burning an effigy of the main
prophet/deity of your religion
•● Burning books that advocate viewpoints
one disagrees with
•● Burning down someone's house
•● Burping loudly at the dinner table
•● Burying or cremating a dog when it
passes away
•● Burying or cremating the dead body of a
human as opposed to eating it
•● Burying or cremating the family dog
after it dies as opposed to eating it
•● Buying $400 pair of jeans
•● Buying a $2 million painting
•● Buying a meal for a homeless person
•● Buying clothes made by child sweatshop
workers
•● Buying food to avoid going hungry
•● Buying medicine to help a sick family
member
•● Buying only gendered toys for one's
children (eg toy cars for boys dolls for
girls)
•● Calling Donald Trump a criminal
•● Calling Donald Trump racist
•● Calling Donald Trump sexist
•● Calling Hillary Clinton a criminal
•● Calling Hillary Clinton racist
•● Calling Hillary Clinton sexist
•● Calling in sick when not actually sick
•● Calling in sick when you are actually
sick
•● Calling the police on someone going 100
MPH in a 60 MPH zone
•● Canceling plans with someone at the last
minute
•● Caring for a cheating spouses dog
•● Carrying a concealed handgun
•● Casting a single vote in a US
presidential election
•● Casting multiple votes in a US
presidential election (voter fraud)
•● Causing someone else to dig in the
ground
•● Causing someone else to feel guilt or
remorse
•● Celebrating the death of an enemy
•● Changing underwear every day of the
month
•● Chanting a holy mantra
•● Charging for condoms on a college campus
•● Cheating in a board game
•● Chewing gum at a funeral
•● Choosing not to register as an organ
donor
•● Choosing not to save a drowning child
•● Choosing to eat fried food every day and
not exercise
•● Choosing to live off of the government
welfare system instead of working
•● Choosing to to exercise and not eat
fried food every day
•● Choosing to work instead of living off
of the government welfare system
•● Christian parents forcing their children
to pray every day
•● Circumcising one's child
•● Claiming Jews are tainting the gene pool
•● Cleaning a urinal with a sponge and
gloves
•● Collecting alms alongside another beggar
•● Comforting a sad friend
•● Comforting a sad stranger
•● Comforting someone else when frightened
•● Committing suicide when in
pain/depressed
•● Complimenting a community member
•● Complimenting a stranger's clothing
•● Concealing a burp at the dinner table
•● Concealing a fart in public
•● Conducting enjoyable medical experiments
on monkeys
•● Conducting enjoyable medical experiments
on rats
•● Conducting painful medical experiments
on monkeys
•● Conducting painful medical experiments
on rats
•● Consensual sex between an adult and a
prepubescent child
•● Consensual sex between an adult and a
teenager
•● Consensual sex between prepubescent
children
•● Consensual sex between teenagers
•● Consensually kissing a stranger on the
lips
•● Consuming intoxicating substances
•● Consuming solid foods between noon and
the following dawn
•● Contesting a decision after having
expressed agreement
•● Cooking dinner for friends
•● Creating disagreement among people
•● Cuddling with someone because you want
to
•● Cuddling with someone out of affection
•● Cutting an American flag into pieces and
using the rags to clean a bathroom
•● Cutting your flesh away and providing it
as food to a starving animal
•● Defecating in fresh water
•● Defecating on a toilet
•● Defecating standing up
•● Defending a woman from sexual
harrassment in public
•● Denying that the Holocaust happened or
that it was as bad as people say it was
•● Destroying and antique couch made of
human skin
•● Detesting what is evil
•● Digging up a grave for fun when the
deceased has no living relatives
•● Digging up sacred Native American burial
grounds for archeological purposes
•● Discovering the cure for a rare disease
•● Discovering the cure for cancer
•● Discovering the cure for the common cold
•● Displaying a confederate flag
•● Displaying an American flag
•● Disposing of the placenta after birth
•● Disrespecting one's elders
•● Disrespecting someone with better or
higher reputation
•● Diverting donations from the community
for ones personal gain
•● Dodging the US draft in the event of a
war
•● Doing good to all people
•● Donating a car that was owned by Adolf
Hitler to a museum
•● Donating a fifty thousand dollar suit
•● Donating a ten thousand dollar Rolex
watch
•● Donating money to an abortion clinic
•● Donating money to an art museum
•● Donating money to an elite university
•● Donating to Donald Trump's campaign
•● Donating to Hillary Clinton's campaign
•● Donating to a rich university
•● Donating to an overseas charity that
feeds the hungry
•● Donating to an overseas charity that
hands out condoms
•● Drag racing on a highway
•● Drinking alcohol while pregnant
•● Drinking out of a water glass as opposed
to the toilet bowl
•● Drinking water out of the toilet bowl
•● Driving 100 MPH in a 60 MPH zone
•● Driving a car that was owned by Adolf
Hitler
•● Driving a friend to the hospital when
she's sick
•● Driving a gasoline combustion engine car
•● Driving an electric car
•● Driving at exactly the speed limit
•● Driving instead of taking public
transportation
•● Driving over the speed limit
•● Driving under the speed limit
•● Drugging and date-raping someone
•● During an argument someone begins to
wind up a punch but stops themself
•● During an argument someone doesn't stop
themself from punching the other party
•● During an argument someone punches the
other party
•● During the collection of alms dismissing
another beggar who is begging nearby
•● Dying in battle against one's enemies
•● Dying in the line of duty as a
firefighter
•● Dying in the line of duty as a police
officer
•● Dying with many enemies and grudges
•● Dying without any enemies or grudges
•● Earning money from a fraudulent
insurance claim
•● Earning money through investments in oil
and gas
•● Earning money through investments in
weapons manufacturers
•● Eating Flaming Hot Cheetos dipped in
milk
•● Eating a cookie using a fork and knife
•● Eating a fish piece by piece while it is
still alive
•● Eating a peanut butter and sardine
sandwich
•● Eating animal products
•● Eating at a ration of 3 parts rice to
one part curry
•● Eating food prepared by the opposite sex
•● Eating genetically modified plants
•● Eating live cockroaches
•● Eating meat from a chicken raised in
comfortable conditions and slaughtered
painlessly
•● Eating meat from a chicken raised in
uncomfortable conditions and slaughtered
painfully
•● Eating meat from a cow raised in
comfortable conditions and slaughtered
painlessly
•● Eating meat from a cow raised in
uncomfortable conditions and slaughtered
painfully
•● Eating meat from a pig raised in
comfortable conditions and slaughtered
painlessly
•● Eating meat from a pig raised in
uncomfortable conditions and slaughtered
painfully
•● Eating more after you've finished your
meal
•● Eating only when hungry
•● Eating or donating any unspoiled food
•● Eating pizza using a fork and knife
•● Eating the dead body of a human who died
naturally
•● Eating the family dog after it died
naturally
•● Eating together with men and women
•● Eavesdropping on an argument
•● Employees going on strike
•● Encouraging another who is dividing a
community
•● Entering a king's chambers without
warning him
•● Evading answering any questions asked by
a captor
•● Exhuming and looting a dead body of it's
jewelry
•● Expressing concern toward someone who
looks sad
•● Faking an address in order to send one's
child to a better school
•● Faking an orgasm to please a sexual
partner
•● Falling on a grenade to save innocent
people
•● Feeding children a well balanced diet
•● Feeding children fast food
•● Finding a lost waller and leaving it
•● Finding a lost wallet and finding the
owner to return it to
•● Finding a lost wallet and keeping the
money inside it
•● Firing an elderly employee because their
performance had slowed
•● Firing an employee because they acquired
a mental disability
•● Flirting with a stranger at a bar
•● Flushing the toilet with human feces as
opposed to eating them
•● Friends whispering about how fat someone
is
•● Frightening someone else
•● Genetically modifying a human being
•● Genetically modifying a plant
•● Genetically modifying an animal
•● Getting cosmetic surgery
•● Getting into a college because of
affirmative action
•● Giving a friend a birthday gift
•● Giving a gift intended for Person A to
Person B
•● Giving a sincere compliment to make
someone feel better
•● Giving an insincere compliment to make
someone feel better
•● Giving away a $2 million painting
•● Giving away a $400 pair of jeans
•● Giving children space to grow
•● Giving food to naked people
•● Giving money to a homeless person
•● Giving someone a gift that was intended
for them
•● Giving up cherished posessions
•● Giving without thought of reward
•● G-d sending someone to heaven for living
a pure life
•● G-d sending someone to heaven for living
an impure life
•● G-d sending someone to hell for living a
pure life
•● G-d sending someone to hell for living
an impure life
•● Gossiping about someone else's
appearance
•● Gossiping about someone else's
disrespectful behavior
•● Granting forgiveness to someone who has
done harm and expressed remorse
•● Granting forgiveness to someone who has
done harm but has not expressed remorse
•● Greeting a family member with a hug
•● Greeting a friend with a hug
•● Hacking into a US government server
•● Hacking into and editing someone's
Facebook page as a practical joke
•● Hacking into the emails of a romantic
partner suspected of cheating
•● Handing out free condoms on a college
campus
•● Handing out free marijuana on a college
campus
•● Harboring resent towards someone
•● Hating abusive parents for the harm
they've done
•● Having a baby outside of marriage
•● Having a consensual one-night stand
•● Having a loud party at midnight in a
residential neighborhood
•● Having a non-romantic relationship with
a second cousin
•● Having a non-sexual relationship with a
first cousin
•● Having a non-sexual relationship with a
second cousin
•● Having a non-sexual relationship with a
sibling
•● Having a non-sexual relationship with an
adopted sibling
•● Having a pet chimpanzee
•● Having an abortion in the first
trimester just to avoid having a child
•● Having an abortion in the third
trimester just to avoid having a child
•● Having an arranged marriage
•● Having an open marriage in which both
partners regularly sleep with other people
•● Having extramarital sex
•● Having gay or lesbian sex
•● Having hair dyed purple and spiked
•● Having multiple spouses (polygamy)
•● Having non-sexual feelings for children
•● Having sex in a place of religious
worship
•● Having sex with a dead body
•● Having sex with a dead chicken
•● Having sex with a first cousin
•● Having sex with a second cousin
•● Having sex with a sibling
•● Having sex with a sibling who was
adopted
•● Having sex with an animal
•● Having sexual feelings for children
•● Having sexual feelings for someone of
the same gender
•● Having sexual intercourse
•● Having well groomed hair
•● Heeding friends advice in how to improve
oneself
•● Heeding parents advice in how to improve
oneself
•● Helping undocumented immigrants avoid
being deported
•● Helping undocumented immigrants be
deported
•● Hiding curry under rice in order to
obtain more
•● Hiding things from community members
•● Holding food or water with dirty hands
•● Holding someone captive as a slave
•● Homeschooling children
•● Honoring members of the US military
•● Honoring other people's thoughts words
and wishes
•● Honoring vows as spiritual contracts
with your soul
•● Hugging a friend goodbye
•● Hunting wild animals for food
•● Hunting wild animals for sport
•● Hurting a small bird with a broken wing
•● Ignoring parents advice on how to
improve oneself
•● Ignoring reminders to behave properly
•● Ignoring the professor in class
•● Illegally downloading music
•● Illegally selling guns
•● Implanting a murderer with a brain chip
that prevents them from behaving
violently and releasing them
•● Implanting a rapist with a brain chip
that cures them of the desire to rape and
releasing them
•● Informing a friend that her husband
cheated on her
•● Informing a friend that his wife cheated
on him
•● Initiating a physical fight with someone
who has insulted one or one's family
•● Insulting a community member
•● Insulting members of the US military
•● Insulting someone's appearance
•● Insulting someone's intelligence
•● Intentionally avoiding killing your
aggressor while defending yourself
•● Intentionally creating division within a
community
•● Intentionally scaring someone for fun
•● Intentionally taking up two seats on a
bus
•● Jailing an elderly person for a murder
they committed decades ago
•● Jewish parents forcing their children to
pray every day
•● Jogging through a cemetary for exercise
•● Joining the Israeli military
•● Joining the Peace Corps
•● Joining the US military
•● Joking about how Asian women are poor
drivers
•● Keeping a $50 bill found on the ground
•● Keeping a murder incarcerated even after
they provide information used to prevent
another murder
•● Keeping a murderer in prison despite
strong evidence that they would not repeat
their crime
•● Keeping an uncluttered home
•● Keeping silent when opening the mouth
while eating food
•● Keeping someone else's disrespectful
behavior to yourself
•● Killing a cheating spouses dog
•● Killing a competitor for fun
•● Killing a competitor for resources
•● Killing a homeless person to save a
doctor
•● Killing a newborn baby
•● Killing a serial killer
•● Killing a stranger to save a loved one
•● Killing a stranger to save five other
strangers
•● Killing all mosquitoes
•● Killing mice using poison
•● Killing someone for their religious
beliefs because they are evil
•● Killing someone in self-defense
•● Knowing someone lied on a resume and not
saying anything
•● Late-merging into traffic
•● Laughing loudly when around other people
•● Leaking classified files that reveal
controversial government actions
•● Leaving a grave intact even after the
deceased has no living relatives
•● Leaving a bulls testicles on the bull as
opposed to eating them
•● Leaving a humans genes unmodified
•● Leaving a mattress or chair outside
•● Leaving a plants genes unmodified
•● Leaving an animals genes unmodified
•● Leaving one's child uncircumsized
•● Leaving one's religion
•● Leaving the lights on when not at home
•● Leaving without notifying and agreeing
with the person you are with
•● Legally downloading music
•● Let others behave according to their
nature
•● Letting go of hatred towards someone
•● Letting go of resent towards someone
•● Letting someone enter the kings chambers
without warning him
•● Letting someone take credit for
something they didn't do
•● Letting the President of the United
States take a bullet to save you
•● Liberating monkeys set to be slaughtered
•● Liberating pigs set to be slaughtered
•● Listening to reminders to behave
properly
•● Listening to the inner voice within
•● Littering in a public park
•● Living in a colony that only wears
functional clothing
•● Living in a nudist colony
•● Loving abusive parents unconditionally
•● Lying down in the same building as a
woman
•● Lying to a doctor to receive a
prescription for narcotics to satisfy an addiction
•● Lying to impress someone for sex
•● Lying to the police in order to help a
family member who has committed a crime
•● Maintaining loyalty to a sports team
despite their likelihood of winning
•● Making a daily offering to G-d
•● Making a false accusation about someone
•● Making a false accusation about someone
who bears resemblance to the true
perpetrator of a crime
•● Making a holy pilgrimage
•● Making a person happy for fun
•● Making a planned trip with a woman
•● Making a sacrifice and a request of a
god and that god answering your request
•● Making a threatening gesture towards
someone else
•● Making a true accusation about someone
•● Making amends for errors that have been
made
•● Making clothing for the opposite sex
•● Making conscious decisions as to how you
will react
•● Making conscious decisions as to who you
will be
•● Making no effort to be funny
•● Making noise when opening the mouth
while eating food
•● Making sure the lights are turned off
before leaving the house
•● Making sure to eat without scattering
rice
•● Making things out of ivory bone or horn
•● Manifesting faithfulness
•● Manifesting gentleness
•● Manifesting self-control
•● Marrying a first cousin
•● Marrying a second cousin
•● Marrying someone for their looks alone
•● Marrying someone for their money alone
•● Marrying someone of a difference race
•● Members of polyamorous cultures
accepting monogamous cultures may be just as good
as their own
•● Members of polyamorous cultures labeling
monogamous cultures as evil
•● Mercy killing a suffering animal
•● Mercy killing someone who is suffering
and going to die
•● Merging on time into traffic
•● Mocking a disabled person
•● Mocking the Dalai Lama
•● Mocking the President of the United
States
•● Mocking the Prophet Muhammad
•● Murdering a pregnant woman
•● Murdering someone for fun
•● Muslim parents forcing their children to
pray every day
•● Never forgetting one's dedication to the
principles which made the the United
States of America free
•● Never forgetting one's identity as an
American
•● Never forgetting one's identity as
fighter for freedom
•● Never forgetting one's responsibility
for their actions
•● Never interrupting someone else
•● Never making an effort to read books
•● Never making an effort to watch
informative documentaries
•● Never reuniting with an estranged friend
over an argument 20 years ago
•● Never speaking of others in a bad way
•● Never surrendering your own free will
•● Never training to master a skill
•● Non-consensually kissing a stranger on
the lips
•● Not allowing others to make your path
for you
•● Not bringing anything for the hosts of a
dinner party
•● Not caring whether the lights are off
when leaving the house
•● Not changing plans once discovering
you're traveling with smugglers planning to
commit a crime
•● Not changing your goal in the face of
obstacles
•● Not cheating on an exam
•● Not doing anything to help undocumented
immigrants avoid being deported
•● Not donating any money to an art museum
•● Not donating any money to an overseas
charity that feeds the hungry
•● Not faking an orgasm in order to please
a sexual partner
•● Not filing a fraudlent insurance claim
in order to earn money
•● Not getting a face lift
•● Not giving a friend a gift for their
birthday
•● Not granting forgiveness to someone who
has done harm and expressed remorse
•● Not grooming ones hair
•● Not having extramarital sex
•● Not hiding curry under rice in order to
obtain more
•● Not hiding things from your community
members
•● Not hitting someone else
•● Not informing a friend that her husband
cheated on her
•● Not informing a friend that his wife
cheated on him
•● Not intervening to prevent an IRS worker
from leaking Donald Trump's tax returns
•● Not kicking the groin in a fist fight
•● Not making an effort to be attentive
when recieving food donations
•● Not making pornography
•● Not picking one's nose
•● Not pointing out someones fake rolex
•● Not providing free condoms on a college
campus
•● Not putting any effot into being helpful
to coworkers
•● Not reporting a drug dealer to the
police
•● Not reporting a plagarized college
admissions essay
•● Not reporting an undocumented immigrant
to the police
•● Not reporting someone for visitng people
banished from their community
•● Not reporting someone selling narcotics
on the street
•● Not reporting someone who is
spray-painting a public building
•● Not reporting voter fraud you've
witnessed in the US presidential election
•● Not responding to a christmas card from
a stranger
•● Not responding to a text
•● Not returning money from a fraudulent
insurance claim
•● Not running a red light at night when
there are no other cars around
•● Not running a stop sign late at night
when there are no other cars around
•● Not saying anything about someone
cheating on an exam
•● Not saying anything to someone who was
helpful
•● Not saying something to a non-Asian
joking about how Asians are good at math
•● Not saying something to a non-Jew joking
about how Jews are good at math
•● Not saying thank you for a donation
•● Not saying that people of race/ethnicity
are smarter than people of another
•● Not selling alcohol to minors
•● Not selling alcohol to teenagers
•● Not selling cigarettes to minors
•● Not selling cigarettes to teenagers
•● Not showering/bathing for a month
•● Not stopping a journalist from
plagarizing an article
•● Not stopping a shoplifter
•● Not stopping for pedestrians at a
crosswalk
•● Not stopping someone from eavesdropping
on an argument
•● Not stopping someone from faking an
address in order to send their child to a
better school
•● Not stopping someone from giving a gift
intended for Person A to Person B
•● Not stopping someone from gossping about
another persons disrespectful behavior
•● Not stopping someone from
self-injury/cutting
•● Not stopping someone from stealing
medicine to help a sick family member
•● Not stopping someone from vandalizing a
church/temple
•● Not stopping someone from vandalizing or
destroying ancient ruins
•● Not stopping the sale of alcohol to
minors
•● Not stopping the sale of alcohol to
teenagers
•● Not stopping the sale of cigarettes to
minors
•● Not stopping the sale of cigarettes to
teenagers
•● Not taking away a teenagers fake ID
•● Not taking what is not yours
•● Not telling a child that Santa Claus is
real
•● Not telling a driver driving over the
speed limit to slow down
•● Not telling a white lie
•● Not telling someone using swear words to
use more appropriate language
•● Not texting while driving
•● Not tipping the waiter at a restaurant
•● Not touching sacred objects of others
•● Not turning down a $2 million painting
as a gift
•● Not turning the lights off when leaving
the house
•● Not using swear words in front of
children
•● Not vaccinating one's children
•● Not vandalizing a church/temple
•● Not vandalizing or destroying ancient
ruins
•● Not voting in a midterm election
•● Not voting in a presidential election
•● Not voting in the presidential election
•● Not watching child pornography
•● Not watching pornography
•● Not watching videos of beheadings
•● Not working out despite having a fitness
goal
•● Obeying the laws of your nation
•● Offering condolences for the atrocities
that happened during the Holocaust
•● One brother killing another with an axe
•● One brother saving another from being
murdered by an axe
•● One brother watching another be murdered
with an axe but not doing anything
•● One member of a married couple not
trying to work towards compromise in a
disagreement
•● One member of a married couple refusing
to work towards compromise in a
disagreement
•● Only accepting as much food fits in a
bowl
•● Only buying clothes made by fairly
compensated adult workers
•● Only driving when 100% alert
•● Only eating as much food as was a part
of you meal
•● Only viewing a naked picture of someone
with their permission
•● Opening a free abortion clinic
•● Ordering a filet mignon cooked medium or
less
•● Ordering a filet mignon cooked well-done
•● Ordering women to leave the room while
eating
•● Orphaning children in a refugee camp
•● Overcoming insensitive feelings towards
other beings
•● Overseeing a drone bombing that kills
the leader of a terrorist group
•● Overseeing a drone bombing that kills
the leader of a terrorist group and an
innocent American
•● Overseeing a drone bombing that kills
the leader of a terrorist group and an
innocent bystander
•● Overseeing a drone bombing that kills
the leader of a terrorist group and his
family
•● Overseeing the construction of an oil
pipeline through sacred Native American
burial grounds
•● Owning a military-grade rifle
•● Owning things out of ivory bone or horn
•● Parents allowing their children to
peruse the internet freely
•● Parents allowing their children to watch
rated R movies with sexual content
•● Parents allowing their children to watch
violent rated R movies
•● Parents allowing their daughter to have
an abortion
•● Parents allowing their teenage children
to walk around the house naked
•● Parents beating their child with a belt
as punishment
•● Parents bringing their children to a
nude beach
•● Parents denying dinner to their child as
punishment
•● Parents disallowing their daughter to
have an abortion
•● Parents encouraging their children to
watch R rated movies with sexual content
•● Parents forbidding their children from
watching R rated movies with sexual
content
•● Parents forbidding their children from
watching R rated movies with violent
content
•● Parents forcing their child to work at a
sweatshop
•● Parents forcing their child to work on a
farm
•● Parents forcing their daughter to have
an arranged marriage
•● Parents forcing their son to have an
arranged marriage
•● Parents indoctrining their children into
an obscure cult
•● Parents leaving their baby alone at home
for an hour
•● Parents leaving their baby alone in the
car for 10 minutes
•● Parents leaving their baby alone in the
car overnight
•● Parents not saying anything to their
teenage children walking around the house
naked
•● Parents only allowing their teenage
children to walk around the house clothed
•● Parents punishing their child verbally
and constructively
•● Parents sending their child to a
religious school
•● Parents sending their children to a
hyper-religious Christian overnight camp for
the summer
•● Parents spanking their child as
punishment
•● Participating in a non-violent
anti-Trump protest
•● Participating in a violent anti-Trump
protest
•● Participating in a white supremacist
march
•● Participating in charity
•● Passing a beggar without giving them
money
•● Passing a small bird with a broken wing
without saving it
•● Paying attention in class
•● Paying for a fifty thousand dollar
surgery to save an injured dog
•● Paying for a five hundred thousand
dollar surgery to save an injured dog
•● Paying for a five million dollar surgery
to save an injured dog
•● Paying for a five thousand dollar
surgery to save an injured dog
•● Paying penance for misdeeds
•● Paying someone for sex
•● Paying someone money in exchange for the
opportunity to cause them physical pain
•● Paying someone to cuddle with them
•● Paying your respects at a funeral
•● Performing self-injury/cutting
•● Persecuting someone for their religious
beliefs because they are evil
•● Physically assaulting a police officer
•● Physically protecting a police officer
•● Picking up a hitchhiker
•● Picking up dog feces in a bag and
throwing them out as opposed to eating them
•● Picking up litter in a public park
•● Picking up the trash someone else left
in a public park and throwing it in the
trash can
•● Picnicking on top of a tombstone
•● Plagiarizing a college admissions essay
•● Planning a trip with the opposite sex
•● Planting love in the hearts of children
•● Playing by the rules in a board game
•● Playing by the rules in a sport
•● Playing live music for terminally ill
patients
•● Playing with a dog for fun
•● Playing with a mouse for fun
•● Plotting a failed terrorist attack
•● Pointing out someone's fake rolex
•● Pointing out the faults of a fellow
disciple
•● Posting on social media that a
particular person deserves to die
•● Posting on social media that a
particular person deserves to live
•● Pouring water inhabited by creatures
onto the ground
•● Praying continually to G-d
•● Pretending not to know the rules of
conduct
•● Preventing an elderly person from
crossing the street
•● Preventing ones female child from
undergoing female circumcision
•● Preventing someone from being drugged
and date-raped
•● Preventing the construction of an oil
pipeline through sacred Native American
burial grounds
•● Promptly apologizing to someone after
being rude
•● Proposing sexual intercourse to a woman
•● Prospective parents letting natural
genetic selections determine their childrens
abilities and disabilities
•● Prospective parents letting natural
genetic selections produce determine their
childrens intelligence and attractiveness
•● Prospective parents using genetic
selection procedures to ensure their children
won't have disabilities
•● Prospective parents using genetic
selection procedures to have smarter more
attractive children
•● Protecting someone's home from a break
in for fun
•● Providing drug addicts with clean
syringes
•● Providing name rank service number and
date of birth when questioned by captors
•● Providing shelter to the homeless
•● Publicizing illicit photos of a romantic
partner who has cheated
•● Publicly casting judgment on someone for
being sexually promiscuous
•● Publicly shaming someone for cheating on
their spouse
•● Publicly shaming someone for saying
something racist
•● Publicly shaming someone for saying
something sexist
•● Purchasing a new carpet before the
current one is six years old
•● Purchasing a renowned piece of art
destroying it and replacing it with a perfect
forgery
•● Purchasing an antique couch made of
human skin
•● Purchasing and protecting a renowned
piece of art
•● Purchasing and then destroying a
renowned piece of art
•● Purchasing something from someone
•● Purchasing tickets and then going to a
movie
•● Putting a 5-year-old dog to sleep
instead of paying for a $500 surgery to save
its life
•● Putting a 5-year-old dog to sleep
instead of paying for a $5000 surgery to save
its life
•● Putting a murderer in solitary
confinement for a year
•● Putting children up for adoption
•● Putting down a dog who bit someone
•● Putting out the fire of a
self-immolating monk
•● Raising exotic animals as pets
•● Re-opening an otherwise resolved issue
•● Reading someone's diary without their
permission
•● Reading someone's email without their
permission
•● Receiving a birthday gift from a friend
and giving one to them in return
•● Receiving a birthday gift from someone
and not giving them anything on their
birthday
•● Receiving a ceremonial tattoo as a rite
of passage
•● Receiving a ceremonial tattoo before the
designated rite of passage
•● Receiving welfare checks
•● Recieving a $2 million painting as a
gift
•● Refraining from attempting to commit
suicide
•● Refraining from punching someone back
•● Refraining from putting so much food in
your mouth that your cheeks inflate
•● Refusing an invitation to eat
•● Refusing credit for something you didn't
do
•● Refusing parole from an enemy
•● Refusing shelter to the homeless
•● Refusing special favors from an enemy
•● Refusing to attend a self-help seminar
•● Refusing to be knighted by the Queen of
England
•● Refusing to burn down someone's house
•● Refusing to drive a Hummer because of
it's environmental impact
•● Refusing to give information to an enemy
•● Refusing to have sexual intercourse
•● Refusing to hear the argument for
evolution
•● Refusing to help an enemy inflict harm
on comrades
•● Refusing to hunt wild animals for food
•● Refusing to make oral statements
disloyal to ones country or its allies
•● Refusing to make written statements
disloyal to one's country or its allies
•● Refusing to read The New York Times as a
news source
•● Refusing to read books
•● Refusing to register as an organ donor
•● Refusing to watch Fox News as a news
source
•● Refusing to watch informative
documentaries
•● Refusingto invest in weapons
manufacturers despite the potential to earn money
•● Registering as an organ donor
•● Releasing a fish instead of eating it
piece by piece while it is still alive
•● Releasing a murderer in exchange for
information used to prevent another murder
•● Releasing a murderer in light of strong
evidence that they would not repeat their
crime
•● Remaining celibate while single
•● Remaining close to two partners laying
down together
•● Remaining faithful in marriage
•● Remaining unregistered as an organ donor
•● Remaining your biological sex for the
entirety of your life
•● Removing child pornography from the
internet
•● Removing pornographic videos from the
internet
•● Removing videos of beheadings from the
internet
•● Repairing someones slashed tires
•● Repeatedly switching loyalties to
whichever sports team is most likely to win
•● Report someone driving over the speed
limit
•● Reporting a drug dealer to the police
•● Reporting a family member who has
committed a crime to the police
•● Reporting an undocumented immigrant to
the police
•● Reporting roadkill to be cleaned up as
opposed to eating it
•● Reporting someone selling narcotics on
the street
•● Reporting someone who is spray-painting
a public building
•● Requesting to eat food when one is not
ill
•● Resisting by all means available if
captured by an enemy
•● Respecting all things on this earth
•● Respecting one's elders
•● Respecting other people
•● Respecting others' religious beliefs
•● Respecting someone with better or higher
reputation
•● Respecting the Dalai Lama
•● Respecting the Prophet Muhammad
•● Respecting the privacy of an argument
•● Respecting the privacy of others
•● Responding promptly to a text
•● Responding to a christmas card from a
stranger
•● Returning a lost wallet to its owner
•● Reuniting with an estranged friend after
an argument 20 years ago
•● Refusing to invest in oil and gas despite
the potential to earn money
•● Rising with the sun to pray
•● Running a legal marijuana dispensary
•● Running a private prison
•● Running a red light late at night when
there are no other cars around
•● Running a stop sign late at night when
there are no other cars around
•● Sacrificing you and your whole family to
save the entire planet
•● Saving Jews from a genocide
•● Saving a dog from being tortured
•● Saving a drowning sibling instead of two
drowning strangers
•● Saving a mouse from being tortured
•● Saving a particular race from genocide
•● Saving a person from being tortured
•● Saving a rapist from being tortured
•● Saving a serial killer from being
tortured
•● Saving a small bird with a broken wing
•● Saving an alleged terrorist from being
tortured to get information
•● Saving an ant from being stepped on
•● Saving gays and lesbians from receiving
the death penalty
•● Saving mice using poison
•● Saving someone rom being killed in a
self-defense scenario
•● Saving the life of a murderer
•● Saving the life of a newborn baby
•● Saving the life of a rapist
•● Saving wild animals from being hunted
for sport
•● Saying G-d's name in vain
•● Saying something mean about a stranger's
clothing
•● Saying something to someone who isn't
stopping for pedestrains at a crosswalk
•● Saying thank you to someone for being
helpful
•● Saying that 9/11 resulted from a US
government plot
•● Saying that 9/11 was not the result of a
US government plot
•● Saying that no one/race ethnicity of
people are smarter than people of another
•● Saying that people of one race/ethnicity
are smarter than people of another
•● Saying that poor people deserve to be
poor
•● Saying that the US military is evil
•● Saying that white people are at a
disadvantage in this country
•● Saying that white people are at an
advantage in this country
•● Scattering rice while eating
•● Searching for yourself by yourself
•● Secretly hiding precious items
•● Seeing someone commit a crime and not
reporting it
•● Seeing someone commit a crime and
reporting it
•● Seeing someone drop a $100 bill and
returning it to them instead of pocketing it
•● Seeing someone else cheat on an exam and
not reporting it
•● Seeking out friends who will give advice
on how to improve oneself
•● Seeking out friends who will not give
advice on how to improve oneself
•● Seeking to understand the argument for
evolution
•● Selling alcohol to minors
•● Selling alcohol to teenagers
•● Selling cigarettes to minors
•● Selling cigarettes to teenagers
•● Selling marijuana illegally
•● Selling marijuana legally
•● Selling narcotics on the street
•● Sending one's child to their designated
school district
•● Serving house guests with the highest respect
and honor
•● Serving your sentence in prison
•● Setting up lethal mouse traps
•● Settling a conflict after someone admits
to something
•● Settling a conflict by agreeing to drop
the dispute
•● Settling a conflict by confrontation
•● Settling a conflict by judgement of
someones ill will
•● Settling a conflict by majority decision
•● Settling a conflict by matter of
reputation
•● Settling a conflict by minority decision
•● Sex between a boss and an employee
•● Sex between a male boss and an employee
•● Sexting (sending a nude/sexual photo
over text message)
•● Sexting (sending a nude/sexual photo
over text message) with a teenager
•● Share your good fortune with others
•● Sharing clothing with the opposite sex
•● Sharing the same quality fodd as your
peers
•● Sharing wisdom with children
•● Shoplifting food to avoid going hungry
•● Shoplifting food to feed hungry children
•● Shower/bathing regularly
•● Showing up to work late
•● Showing up to work on time
•● Shutting down a cockfight
•● Shutting down a dogfight
•● Sitting in a bed that is placed on
broken planks of wood
•● Sitting in a remote location with
someone of the opposite sex
•● Sitting next to a woman out of earshot
of anyone else
•● Slandering for personal benefit
•● Slandering or blaming others
•● Slashing someone's tires
•● Sleeping next to an armed troop for more
than three nights
•● Sleeping with multiple people every week
•● Sleeping with someone just to get
something from them
•● Slurping when drinking things
•● Smoking cigarettes on a crowded street
•● Soemone washing themself when their body
isn't dirty
•● Solely reading The New York Times as a
news source
•● Solely watching Fox News as a news
source
•● Soliciting gay sex in an airport
bathroom
•● Someone accepting more food than fits in
their bowl
•● Someone apologizing with sincerity for
hurting another person
•● Someone averting their eyes from a naked
person changing in a window
•● Someone befriending the man who gave
them HIV
•● Someone boasting about their
accomplishments
•● Someone carrying food from plate to
mouth with their fingers
•● Someone cooking dinner for a friend who
had them over for dinner the previous
week
•● Someone covering their arms and chest
when around others
•● Someone covering their head when around
other people
•● Someone cutting off a friend with
someone after they slept with their wife
•● Someone dedicating a room in their house
as a shrine to G-d
•● Someone dreaming of helping someone else
•● Someone drops one of your plates and it
shatters
•● Someone drops the ashes of your loved
one the container breaks and the ashes
scatter
•● Someone eating a cookie with their hands
•● Someone eating pizza with their hands
•● Someone giving a coffee to a homeless
man and having it thrown in their face
•● Someone grooming their family members
•● Someone helping an animal
•● Someone helping someone who disrespects
their country
•● Someone hunting down and torturing the
person who tortured their son
•● Someone ignoring friends who give advice
on how to improve themself
•● Someone keeping their eyes lowered below
other people
•● Someone keeping their tongue in their
mouth while they eat
•● Someone letting a stolen parking spot go
without dispute
•● Someone letting their tongue out of
their mouth while they eat
•● Someone licking their lips while eating
•● Someone listening more than they talk
•● Someone making a completely unrelated
interjection in a conversation
•● Someone making sure their fingers
weren't in their mouth while eating with their
hands
•● Someone never cooking dinner for a
friend who had them over for dinner previously
•● Someone never talking to the man who
gave them HIV again
•● Someone never trying to recognize their
own faults
•● Someone not complaining about the things
they don't posess
•● Someone not doing anything about someone
else disrespecting their country
•● Someone not stopping a server from
giving more food than fits in their bowl
•● Someone not visiting people banished
from their community
•● Someone only taking that which they've
paid for
•● Someone opening their mouth before the
food reaches its level
•● Someone placing their hands on their
hips around other people
•● Someone providing less information than
is necessary
•● Someone providing more information than
is necessary
•● Someone putting a finger in their mouth
while eating with their hands
•● Someone putting so much food in their
mouth that their cheeks are inflated
•● Someone recognizing their own faults
•● Someone refraining from boasting about
their accomplishments
•● Someone refraining from interrupting
someone
•● Someone refusing to make any kind
gesture to a friend with whom they've fought
•● Someone refusing to recognize their own
faults
•● Someone refusing to stab someone who
just stabbed them
•● Someone remaining friends with someone
after they slept with their wife
•● Someone retaliating against someone else
who disrespects their country
•● Someone shooting another person over a
stolen parking spot
•● Someone stabbing someone who stabbed
them
•● Someone standing on their heels around
other people
•● Someone standing on their tip toes
around other people
•● Someone staying on topic in a
conversation
•● Someone swinging their arms around other
people
•● Someone swinging their body around other
people
•● Someone swinging their head around other
people
•● Someone taking that was not given to
them
•● Someone talking more than they listen
•● Someone telling their friend that pigs
can fly
•● Someone thinking about helping someone
else
•● Someone thinking that they are god
•● Someone throwing pieces of food into
their mouth
•● Someone tickling themself
•● Someone treating nature as part of their
worldly family
•● Someone valuing other peoples time equal
to their own
•● Someone valuing other peoples time less
than their own
•● Someone valuing other peoples times more
than their own
•● Someone visiting people banished from
their community
•● Someone waiting to speak until their
mouth is empty
•● Someone waiting until their food reaches
mouth level to open their mouth
•● Someone washing themself more than twice
a month
•● Someone who standing up for someone who
stood up for them
•● Someone withholding some of the
information they have
•● Speaking with a mouth full of food
•● Spending fifty thousand dollars on a
surgery to save a pet dog
•● Spitting in fresh water
•● Splitting one's alms with a beggar who
begged alonside them
•● Spray-painting a public building
•● Spray-painting someone's property
•● Spying on a naked person through their
window
•● Stalking someone for fun
•● Stealing from Donald Trump's campaign
•● Stealing from Hillary Clinton's campaign
•● Stealing from a large corporation
•● Stealing from a poor person
•● Stealing from a rich person
•● Stealing from a small family-run
business
•● Stealing from an overseas charity that
feeds the hungry
•● Stealing medicine to help a sick family
member
•● Stealing money from a rich person and
giving the money to charity
•● Stealing money from a rich person and
keeping it
•● Stealing money from an art museum
•● Stealing prescription narcotics to
satisfy an addiction
•● Stealing something from someone
•● Stopping a friend from doing
MDMA/Ecstasy
•● Stopping a marriage between siblings
•● Stopping a violent anti-Trump protest
•● Stopping a white supremacist march
•● Stopping an adult man from marrying a 12
year old girl
•● Stopping an attempted suicide
•● Stopping being a sex worker
•● Stopping consensual sex between an adult
and a teenager
•● Stopping consensual sex between and a
prepubescent child
•● Stopping consensual sex between
prepubescent children
•● Stopping for pedestrians at a crosswalk
•● Stopping self-injury/cutting
•● Stopping someone else from being hit
•● Stopping someone from burning down a
house
•● Stopping someone from exhuming and
looting a dead body of it's jewelry
•● Stopping someone from having sex with a
dead body
•● Stopping someone from purchasing a
prostitutes services
•● Stopping someone from volunteering to be
killed and eaten by someone with a
fetish for cannibalism
•● Stopping to help someone stalled on the
highway
•● Storing food during the afternoon
•● Striving for knowledge of god
•● Supporting a sports team whose mascot is
a Native American
•● Taking a boat ride with the opposite sex
•● Taking a bullet to save the President of
the United States
•● Taking a friend out for dinner to make
amends
•● Taking a hat off at the dinner table
•● Taking a long shower when there is a
drought
•● Taking a short shower when there is a
drought
•● Taking a shorter shower when there is a
drought
•● Taking care of a friend with a mental
illness
•● Taking credit for something you didn't
do
•● Taking public transportation instead of
driving
•● Taking turmeric supplements
•● Taking your own aptitude test (such as
the SAT's)
•● Talking back to police officers when in
disagreement with them
•● Talking negatively about people behind
their back
•● Teaching Sunday school
•● Teaching a woman more than six
consecutive words of sacred teachings
•● Teaching sacred teachings to the
opposite sex at night
•● Teaching sacred things to someone
holding a cutting object
•● Teaching sacred things to someone
holding a walking stick
•● Teaching sacred things to someone
holding a weapon
•● Teaching sacred things to someone
holding an umbrella
•● Teaching sacred things to someone inside
a vehicle
•● Teaching sacred things to someone laying
down
•● Teaching sacred things to someone
sitting at a higher level
•● Teaching sacred things to someone
sitting on a rug spread directly on the ground
•● Teaching sacred things to someone
wearing a turban
•● Teaching sacred things to someone
wearing sandals
•● Teaching sacred things to someone
wearing shoes
•● Teaching sacred things to someone while
walking next to them on a footpath
•● Teaching sacred things to someone who is
standing
•● Teaching sacred things to someone whose
head is covered
•● Teenagers waiting to have sex
•● Telling a child that Santa Claus is real
•● Telling a child that Santa Claus isn't
real
•● Telling a man that he is fat
•● Telling a woman that she is fat
•● Telling a woman that she is fit
•● Telling someone that an issue is
resolved and meaning it
•● Telling someone that an issue is
resolved and then stabbing them in the back
•● Telling the truth the police
incriminating a family member who has committed a
crime
•● Terminating a pregnancy because the
child would have been born with a mental
illness
•● Terminating a pregnancy because the
child would have been born with a physical
disability
•● Terminating a pregnancy because the
child would have died before age 5
•● The President of Nigeria ordering a
nuclear strike in order to hasten the end of
a war
•● The President of Pakistan ordering a
nuclear strike in order to hasten the end of
a war
•● The President of Russia ordering a
nuclear strike in order to hasten the end of a
war
•● The act of telling the truth
•● The dog you cared for it's entire life
saving your life in a time of need
•● The driver ahead of you stops in the
middle of the freeway because they missed
their exit
•● The family of a murder victim being at
peace during the murderers execution
•● The family of a murder victim cheering
at the murderers execution
•● The family of an unarmed child killed by
police officers calling for retaliation
•● The family of an unarmed child killed by
police officers calling for unity
•● The office clerk at the DMV accidentally
skips your number causing you to wait
another 3 hours
•● The widower of a soldier being at peace
with her husbands death
•● The widower of a soldier hating him for
dying overseas
•● Throwing away Flaming Hot Cheetos that
were dipped in milk
•● Throwing away a peanut butter and
sardines sandwich
•● Throwing away perfectly good food
•● Tipping the waiter 10% at a restaurant
•● Tipping the waiter 20% at a restaurant
•● Tipping the waiter 30% at a restaurant
•● Tipping the waiter at a resturant
•● To look with jealousy at someone elses
food
•● Torturing a dog for fun
•● Torturing a mouse for fun
•● Torturing a person for fun
•● Torturing a serial killer
•● Torturing an alleged terrorist to get
information
•● Torturing an insect for fun
•● Torturing someone who has raped children
•● Training as an apprentice to master a
skill
•● Trapping a mouse and setting it outside
instead of killing it
•● Trapping a spider and setting it outside
instead of killing it
•● Travelling with smugglers planning to
commit a crime
•● Treating a cheating spouse like normal
because they've been forgiven
•● Treating all mistakes as forgiveable
•● Treating house guests with maximal
consideration
•● Treating someone who faults and refuses
to listen as a pagan
•● Trespassing on private property
•● Tricking a religious Muslim into eating
pork
•● Tricking an Orthodox Jew into eating
pork
•● Trolling people on internet forums
•● Trusting in the United States of America
•● Trying to kill a cheating spouse
•● Undergoing gender reassignment surgery
•● Undermining peoples spiritual beliefs
•● Uniting a prostitute and someone
interested in purchasing their services
•● Uniting a two people with the intention
of them becoming a couple
•● Upholding the G-d-given worth of human
beings
•● Upholding the sanctity of the convenant
union between a man and a woman
•● Urinating in fresh water
•● Urinating on a tombstone
•● Using a chair greater than 21 feet in
height
•● Using a drone to spy on a neighbor
•● Using a mattress or cushion filled with
cotton
•● Using a mattress or cushion filled with
something soft
•● Using drugs that were transported into
the country by a violent cartel
•● Using hallucinogenic drugs
•● Using prescribed narcotics for their
intended purpose and not to satisfy an
addiction
•● Using swear words in front of children
•● Using water than contains living things
in it
•● Vaccinating one's children
•● Vandalizing a church/temple
•● Vandalizing or destroying ancient ruins
•● Verbally offering someone something good
•● Verbally threatening someone with
serious injury
•● Viewing a naked picture of someone
without their permission
•● Viewing child pornography
•● Viewing sexual pleasures as more than an
obstacle to enlightenment
•● Visting houses before noon
•● Volunteering as a part-time firefighter
•● Volunteering at Planned Parenthood
•● Volunteering at a soup kitchen
•● Volunteering for Habitat for Humanity
•● Volunteering for a local militia
•● Volunteering for the Clinton campaign
•● Volunteering for the Trump campaign
•● Volunteering to be a human distraction
in the line of fire so your comrades can
escape
•● Volunteering to be killed and eaten by
someone with a fetish for cannibalism
•● Volunteering to help clean an oil spill
•● Voting for Donald Trump
•● Voting for Hillary Clinton
•● Voting for a third party candidate for
President of the United States
•● Voting in a midterm election
•● Voting in the presidential election
•● Walking by litter in a public park
without picking it up
•● Warning the king before entering his
chambers
•● Watching a non-handicapped person park
in a handicap-only parking space without
saying anything
•● Watching a soldier leave their post and
not doing anything
•● Watching an army depart for combat
•● Watching as police officer is physically
assaulted
•● Watching informative documentaries
•● Watching someone sneak into a movie
without saying anything
•● Watching someone text and drive without
saying anything to them
•● Watching videos of beheadings
•● Watching violent movies
•● Wearing a fake Rolex watch
•● Wearing a fifty thousand dollar suit
•● Wearing a hat at the dinner table
•● Wearing a ten thousand dollar Rolex
watch
•● Wearing fake ivory instead of ivory
•● Wearing faux leather instead of leather
•● Wearing faux-fur instead of fur
•● Wearing jewelry made of ivory
•● Wearing the same underwear every day for
a month
•● Whisper when talking around other people
•● Witholding the cure for a rare disease
•● Witholding the cure for cancer
•● Witholding the cure for the common cold
•● Witnessing an illegal marijuana sale and
not reporting it
•● Witnessing military activity
•● Working for a coal mining company
•● Working for a tobacco company
•● Working for an oil company
•● Working out to achieve a fitness goal
•● Worshipping a false god
•● Writing a thank-you note to someone who
doesn't expect it
•● Writing your own college admissions
essay
•● Your lawyer loses their notes and
performs horribly in a court session
•● Settling a conflict by matter of one
party's insanity
Non-Virtuous, Liberal,
Narcissistic
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Virtuous, Liberal, Neurotic
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Conservative,
Neurotic
Virtuous,
Conservative,
Neurotic
Non-Virtuous,
Liberal,
Neurotic