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T was the White Rabbit, trotting slowly back again, and looking anxiously about as it went, as if it had lost something; and she heard it muttering to itself, "The Duchess!
Very soon the Rabbit noticed Alice, as she went hunting about, and called out to her in an angry tone, "Why, Mary Ann, what are you doing out here? By this time she had found her way into a tidy little room with a table in the window, and on it (as she had hoped) a fan and two or three pairs of tiny white kid gloves: she took up the fan and a pair of the gloves, and was just going to leave the room, when her eye fell upon a little bottle that stood near the looking-glass.
It did so indeed, and much sooner than she had expected: before she had drunk half the bottle, she found her head pressing against the ceiling, and had to stoop to save her neck from being broken. Luckily for Alice, the little magic bottle had now had its full effect, and she grew no larger: still it was very uncomfortable, and, as there seemed to be no sort of chance of her ever getting out of the room again, no wonder she felt unhappy. And so she went on, taking first one side and then the other, and making quite a conversation of it altogether; but after a few minutes she heard a voice outside, and stopped to listen. Presently the Rabbit came up to the door, and tried to open it; but, as the door opened inwards, and Alice's elbow was pressed hard against it, that attempt proved a failure.
There was a dead silence instantly, and Alice thought to herself "I wonder what they will do next! Alice noticed with some surprise that the pebbles were all turning into little cakes as they lay on the floor, and a bright idea came into her head.
So she swallowed one of the cakes, and was delighted to find that she began shrinking directly. This seemed to Alice a good opportunity for making her escape; so she set off at once, and ran till she was quite tired and out of breath, and till the puppy's bark sounded quite faint in the distance. She stretched herself up on tiptoe, and peeped over the edge of the mushroom, and her eyes immediately met those of a large blue caterpillar, that was sitting on the top with its arms folded, quietly smoking a long hookah, and taking not the smallest notice of her or of anything else. HE Caterpillar and Alice looked at each other for some time in silence: at last the Caterpillar took the hookah out of its mouth, and addressed her in a languid, sleepy voice.
Alice thought she might as well wait, as she had nothing else to do, and perhaps after all it might tell her something worth hearing. Alice said nothing: she had never been so much contradicted in all her life before, and she felt that she was losing her temper. Alice remained looking thoughtfully at the mushroom for a minute, trying to make out which were the two sides of it; and as it was perfectly round, she found this a very difficult question.
She was a good deal frightened by this very sudden change, but she felt that there was no time to be lost, as she was shrinking rapidly; so she set to work at once to eat some of the other bit. As there seemed to be no chance of getting her hands up to her head, she tried to get her head down to them, and was delighted to find that her neck would bend about easily in any direction, like a serpent.
Alice was more and more puzzled, but she thought there was no use in saying anything more till the Pigeon had finished. It was so long since she had been anything near the right size, that it felt quite strange at first; but she got used to it in a few minutes, and began talking to herself, as usual.
OR a minute or two she stood looking at the house, and wondering what to do next, when suddenly a footman in livery came running out of the wooda€”(she considered him to be a footman because he was in livery: otherwise, judging by his face only, she would have called him a fish)a€”and rapped loudly at the door with his knuckles.
Alice laughed so much at this, that she had to run back into the wood for fear of their hearing her; and, when she next peeped out, the Fish-Footman was gone, and the other was sitting on the ground near the door, staring stupidly up into the sky.
At this moment the door of the house opened, and a large plate came skimming out, straight at the Footman's head: it just grazed his nose, and broke to pieces against one of the trees behind him. The Footman seemed to consider this a good opportunity for repeating his remark, with variations.
The door led right into a large kitchen, which was full of smoke from one end to the other: the Duchess was sitting on a three-legged stool in the middle, nursing a baby, the cook was leaning over the fire, stirring a large cauldron which seemed to be full of soup.
As soon as she had made out the proper way of nursing it, (which was to twist it up into a knot, and then keep tight hold of its right ear and left foot, so as to prevent its undoing itself,) she carried it out into the open air. The baby grunted again, and Alice looked very anxiously into its face to see what was the matter with it. So she set the little creature down, and felt quite relieved to see it trot quietly away into the wood. It looked good-natured, she thought: still it had very long claws and a great many teeth, so she felt that it ought to be treated with respect.
Alice waited a little, half expecting to see it again, but it did not appear, and after a minute or two she walked on in the direction in which the March Hare was said to live. She had not gone much farther before she came in sight of the house of the March Hare: she thought it must be the right house, because the chimneys were shaped like ears and the roof was thatched with fur.
HERE was a table set out under a tree in front of the house, and the March Hare and the Hatter were having tea at it: a Dormouse was sitting between them, fast asleep, and the other two were using it as a cushion resting their elbows on it, and talking over its head. Alice did not quite know what to say to this: so she helped herself to some tea and bread-and-butter, and then turned to the Dormouse, and repeated her question.
He moved as he spoke, and the Dormouse followed him: the March Hare moved into the Dormouse's place, and Alice rather unwillingly took the place of the March Hare. This answer so confused poor Alice that she let the Dormouse go on for some time without interrupting it.
After the 32nd chapter of Treasure Island, two of the puppets strolled out to have a pipe before business should begin again, and met in an open place not far from the story. Some two months afterwards, the young man was carried on a stretcher to the physiciana€™s house. After this talk, the child would never pass one of the unfettered on the road but what he spat at him and called him names, which was the practice of the children in that part. Now when he was forth of the wood upon the highway, he met folk returning from the field; and those he met had no fetter on the right leg, but, behold!
And when he was home, there lay his uncle smitten on the head, and his father pierced through the heart, and his mother cloven through the midst.A  And he sat in the lone house and wept beside the bodies. A little after, they both died, and came together before the great white Justice of the Peace.A  It began to look black for the friend, but the man for a while had a clear character and was getting in good spirits.
So the man was cast in the pit, and the friend laughed out aloud in the dark and remained to be tried on other charges.
Once upon a time there came to this earth a visitor from a neighbouring planet.A  And he was met at the place of his descent by a great philosopher, who was to show him everything.
First of all they came through a wood, and the stranger looked upon the trees.A  a€?Whom have we here?a€? said he. The natives told him many tales.A  In particular, they warned him of the house of yellow reeds tied with black sinnet, how any one who touched it became instantly the prey of AkaA¤nga, and was handed on to him by Miru the ruddy, and hocussed with the kava of the dead, and baked in the ovens and eaten by the eaters of the dead. In the ancient days there went three men upon pilgrimage; one was a priest, and one was a virtuous person, and the third was an old rover with his axe. Just then they passed a country farm, where there was a peacock seated on a rail; and the bird opened its mouth and sang with the voice of a nightingale.


At last one came running, and told them all was lost: that the powers of darkness had besieged the Heavenly Mansions, that Odin was to die, and evil triumph.
And they rode two hours more, and came to the sides of a black river that was wondrous deep. And they rode all that day, and about the time of the sunsetting came to the side of a lake, where was a great dun. At the gates of the dun, the King who was a priest met them; and he was a grave man, and beside him stood his daughter, and she was as fair as the morn, and one that smiled and looked down. And in the meanwhile the two lads looked upon the maid, and the one grew pale and the other red; and the maid looked upon the ground smiling.
Presently the news got about; and the two lads and the first King were called into the presence of the King who was a priest, where he sat upon the high seat.
And the younger son looked in it, and saw his face as it were the face of a beardless youth, and he was well enough pleased; for the thing was a piece of a mirror.
But he was like the hunter that has seen a stag upon a mountain, so that the night may fall, and the fire be kindled, and the lights shine in his house; but desire of that stag is single in his bosom. So the man rose and put forth his boat at the time of the sunsetting; and the Poor Thing sat in the prow, and the spray blew through his bones like snow, and the wind whistled in his teeth, and the boat dipped not with the weight of him.
So the man stooped his hand, and the dead laid hold upon it many and faint like ants; but he shook them off, and behold, what he brought up in his hand was the shoe of a horse, and it was rusty. It befell that the Earla€™s daughter came forth to go into the Kirk upon her prayers; and when she saw the poor man stand in the market with only the shoe of a horse, and it rusty, it came in her mind it should be a thing of price.
Now the wind blew through the Poor Thing like an infant crying, so that her heart was melted; and her eyes were unsealed, and she was aware of the thing as it were a babe unmothered, and she took it to her arms, and it melted in her arms like the air. The Kinga€™s daughter made no more ado, but she turned about and went home to her house in silence.A  And when she was come into her chamber she called for her nurse.
Now when the nine years were out, it fell dusk in the autumn, and there came a sound in the wind like a sound of piping.A  At that the nurse lifted up her finger in the vaulted house. So they went by the sea margin, and the man piped the song of the morrow, and the leaves followed behind them as they went. She will not forgive you for the smallest of mistakes and enjoys watching you squirm in your chair, embarrassed. When you marry him, you will bid farewell to the thought of drinking your favourite tea forever because when she dies, your husband will tell you that the tea brand she brought reminds him of her and so will be the only one brought into the house despite her not being there anymore! As a mother-in-law in Pakistan, she also holds the divine right of telling you exactly what she thinks of your relationship with your husband (her son first) and will offer all kinds of unsolicited advice, whether you want it or not. Not only do you live with his parents, you share space with his three other brothers and their families. What did you just say? Privacy? I am sorry, I do not believe he has ever heard of it or knows the meaning of that word.
It really is very sweet that you thought that the little bundle of joy is your baby too, but don’t worry, it will be your baby when it comes to bathing, cooking, cleaning, teaching and putting it to sleep; at all other times, the father is the ‘big daddy’.
Still if you really, really have to marry a Pakistani man, then it would be best to think of yourself as his puppet. A financial analyst by profession, who is passionate about his coffee and loves traveling and reading, Zain is a self proclaimed globe trotter who is posted by his company in China these days. The views expressed by the writer and the reader comments do not necessarily reflect the views and policies of The Express Tribune. Yes, Pakistani men have their peculiar pros and cons…and the situation is not that much deplorable in fact! I am sorry for whoever in your circle went through an experience bad enough to trigger this exaggerated and childish take on our society.
Nothing wrong with the article even the same is coming from a man, since it is true for both India and Pakistan.
So i go down reading this thinking a housewife isn’t having a nice marriage, feeling sympathetic towards her wondering about the plight of so many women who have to face it everyday and then whoah ! I feel the author just tried to stay away from the facts in order to just make this a funny post published by The ET. If this a hilarious (comical) article, then its fine, otherwise, I have never read such a pathetic article in my life, I didn’t had the capacity to read the whole of it. Has the thought crossed your mind that maybe, the guy wrote the article out of sheer jealousy? Almost all my best friends are happily married with their wives and kids in Pakistan – they all live in a joint family system, the wives are all educated, smart, career women who go out with their friends (male and female) freely, and the most important thing they support each other.
This is a fact, accept it or not but somehow and somewhere in the life of a Lady, one experiences such crap.
To find out that 1% you must go through at least from rest of 50% bad ones if not the total of 99%.. Am I the only genius here seeing that the author has deliberately exaggerated these cultural quirks, to make the piece funnier?
Better marry some American or British guy so he can leave you for one of his girl friend when you have kids and you take care of the kids and yourself. And yet, Holly isn't afraid to admit that her small stature doesn't exempt her from what haunts millions: cellulite. Alice knew it was the Rabbit coming to look for her, and she trembled till she shook the house, quite forgetting that she was now about a thousand times as large as the Rabbit, and had no reason to be afraid of it. She did not get hold of anything, but she heard a little shriek and a fall, and a crash of broken glass, from which she concluded that it was just possible it had fallen into a cucumber-frame, or something of the sort.
But she had not long to doubt, for the next moment a shower of little pebbles came rattling in at the window, and some of them hit her in the face. As soon as she was small enough to get through the door, she ran out of the house, and found quite a crowd of little animals and birds waiting outside.
Alice looked all round her at the flowers and the blades of grass, but she could not see anything that looked like the right thing to eat or drink under the circumstances. In a minute or two the Caterpillar took the hookah out of its mouth and yawned once or twice, and shook itself.
However, at last she stretched her arms round it as far as they would go, and broke off a bit of the edge with each hand.
Her chin was pressed so closely against her foot that there was hardly room to open her mouth; but she did it at last, and managed to swallow a morsel of the left-hand bit. Alice crouched down among the trees as well as she could, for her neck kept getting entangled among the branches, and every now and then she had to stop and untwist it. It was opened by another footman in livery, with a round face and large eyes like a frog; and both footmen, Alice noticed, had powdered hair that curled all over their heads.
The only things in the kitchen that did not sneeze, were the cook, and a large cat which was sitting on the hearth and grinning from ear to ear. While she was trying to fix on one, the cook took the cauldron of soup off the fire, and at once set to work throwing everything within her reach at the Duchess and the babya€”the fire-irons came first; then followed a shower of saucepans, plates, and dishes. The poor little thing was snorting like a steam-engine when she caught it, and kept doubling itself up and straightening itself out again, so that altogether, for the first minute or two, it was as much as she could do to hold it. Mind now!" The poor little thing sobbed again (or grunted, it was impossible to say which), and they went on for some while in silence.


This time there could be no mistake about it: it was neither more nor less than a pig, and she felt that it would be quite absurd for her to carry it any further. It was so large a house, that she did not like to go nearer till she had nibbled some more of the left-hand bit of mushroom, and raised herself, to about two feet high: even then she walked up towards it rather timidly, saying to herself, "Suppose it should be raving mad after all! He had been looking at Alice for some time with great curiosity, and this was his first speech. She will not allow you to change anything in the house, even though the ‘you’re just like my daughter’ line has been thrown at you; not even the brand of tea that she uses, so don’t try it! Everyone wants to know whats the latest with your relationship, and you will have to tell everyone what, why, when and how because, after all, they are family and you must not hide anything from them. You must kill the child inside you and remember you cannot be seen roaming about the house in your pyjamas or just relaxing, even if the house is empty; it is disrespectful to the ghosts living in the house. Let him do whatever he wants, do not speak without his permission, do not react without his permission, in fact, do not breathe without his permission – and you will be fine. I think. For example, i didnt give a single thing for dowry to my pakistani husband instead he paid me mehr, so did others in my family. Another feeble attempt by a newbie writer to make some impression (read: get attention) by provoking a discussion based full on stereotypes and unfounded prejudices. This may be the case in more than a few households but dude to generalize it to an entire society is just absurd.
Apart from the 5th point which is also very terribly described, all the other 9 points are just horrible. That thought never crossed my mind, who knew the person we all assumed to be an immature writer actually wrote the piece out of sheer jealousy.
Probably Make sure you should have enough earning at that time so that you may live in a separate house with your lady, to save your boys from that horrible situations you mentioned above!!!
The author in China is really lacking a sense of positivity the culture provides, which he will search for in the whole world. All ten reasons may not be true for every married girl but most certainly she will face few.
Maybe not as severe as you have described but I can agree with a milder extract of your assessments of the Pakistani man.
My heads filled with you, your heads filled with someone else, but that's fine, I'll be okay.
Quick, now!" And Alice was so much frightened that she ran off at once in the direction it pointed to, without trying to explain the mistake it had made. She went on growing, and growing, and very soon had to kneel down on the floor: in another minute there was not even room for this, and she tried the effect of lying down with one elbow against the door, and the other arm curled round her head. The poor little Lizard, Bill, was in the middle, being held up by two guinea-pigs, who were giving it something out of a bottle.
And oh, my poor hands, how is it I ca'n't see you?" She was moving them about as she spoke, but no result seemed to follow, except a little shaking among the distant green leaves. After a while she remembered that she still held the pieces of mushroom in her hands, and she set to work very carefully, nibbling first at one and then at the other, and growing sometimes taller and sometimes shorter, until she had succeeded in bringing herself down to her usual height.
She felt very curious to know what it was all about, and crept a little way out of the wood to listen.
The Duchess took no notice of them even when they hit her; and the baby was howling so much already, that it was quite impossible to say whether the blows hurt it or not. The reason will probably be as simple as, ‘well that has been the tea brand in the house for years’! No, not with your good looks, charm or personality, this pauper… erm… prince will give you a long list of wants! Besides that, they are in your face all the time anyway, so if you don’t tell them, they will find out!
He will decide everything; starting from when you will have babies to how many you will have.
Don’t expect him to wake up in the middle of the night and change diapers — that is a lowly job meant only for wives to do. Do not ever suspect him of extramarital affairs; do not let him know that he has bad breath and that he snores.
Maybe this is how marriages work in your family and that is the norm of mindset in your household Syed Zain Raza but rest assured there are thousands and thousands of women happily married to Pakistani men with more progressive views and accepting families.
I find it very annoying when young kids like you fashionably demean your own country and society for God knows what gains. These 9 facts can only be found in families which dont respect the Islamic and Ethical values.. Plus a driver at hand who take to you hospital in emergency,a Noble collection of literature to kill your long-free-hours and a puppy or a cat to give you comforts OF fun!!!!
The blog serves no good except for the fact that it can best be used as an example to define what “Stereotyping” actually is! Still she went on growing, and, as a last resource, she put one arm out of the window, and one foot up the chimney, and said to herself "Now I can do no more, whatever happens.
They all made a rush at Alice the moment she appeared; but she ran off as hard as she could, and soon found herself safe in a thick wood. It is your absolute duty to make sure the house is well looked after and that his mother does not have to move an inch!
This is NOT a feeble attempt by a writer but a Healthy presentation of society’s True Picture right before its very face, and yes reality bites. She went in without knocking, and hurried up stairs, in great fear lest she should meet the real Mary Ann, and be turned out of the house before she had found the fan and gloves. Your in-laws will want air-conditioners, refrigerators, kitchen utensils, cars, motorbikes and possibly even your nightie. Please do not be under the false impression that you got married to become his wife, you are just his mother’s assistant. What you exaggerated into this obnoxious piece is an ill in our society just like any other society. You can hate it for all you want but there’s not a one single stereotyping factor in the whole article rather shear intellectualism with lively humour. Where can I have dropped them, I wonder?" Alice guessed in a moment that it was looking for the fan and the pair of white kid gloves, and she very good-naturedly began hunting about for them, but they were nowhere to be seena€”everything seemed to have changed since her swim in the pool, and the great hall, with the glass table and the little door, had vanished completely.
You, dear ladies, will be his property and he will not ‘allow’ you to hang out with male friends (only immodest girls do that). But don’t take this lightly at all, there can, and have been, huge fights over dowry; sometimes, in a rage of greed they burn you or even kill you for not bringing that last toothpick left in your house!



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